Introducing Baby Borat November 5th, 2007
I know I shouldn’t call Sacha Baron Cohen’s daughter ‘baby Borat.’ Oh well.
They all look so happy. Congrats.
Archive for the 'Borat' Category
WTF Pic Of The Day: Sacha Baron Cohen’s Shirt August 20th, 2007
Some of you may have already seen this shirt, but it’s a first for me. Seriously, how hot is this?! Gawd, I love me some funny. This shirt is perfect for straight males, gay dudes and especially for lesbians.
I can’t wait for Isla to pop.
LINKAGE
Introducing the “trio of bimbos” - Holy Candy
The king of smut - Celebrity Smack
Who said, “My garage sometimes jumps out at me.”? LMAO, this bitch can’t drive - Daily Stab
High School Musical 2 links - Bree says
Working with Tom Cruise is dangerous, 11 injured on the set of his new movie - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
This story is CRAZY, no exaggeration - Rad Report
Rihanna whips her tits out - Gabby
Lindsay Lohan has made some new plans - Bumpshack
Fantasia is a lazy bitch who can’t handle Broadway - Juicy-News
LMAO, “Don’t open the car door for that hooker!” - Evil Beet
The Lindsay Lohan version of rehab, get on a boat and have fun! Pictures - IBBB
Guess who just joined the cast of Heroes? - Girls Talkin’ Smack
Hot lesbian action with Portia DeRossi - Yeeeah
Dave Navarro’s porn debut - Gone Hollywood
Kevin Federsperm is going to be on One Tree Hill!! - TMZ
Isla Fisher Announces She’s Pregnant July 27th, 2007
Andy Samberg gets touchy-feely with his pregnant costar (and onscreen love interest) Isla Fisher at the Hollywood premiere of their film, Hot Rod, at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on Thursday. Of his costar, Samberg said: “She’s hilarious . . . She’s a total nut bird!”
It’s about time! Isla said:
“In the beginning I dodged the rumours… I was trying not to be rude, but there’s a time before you’re sure everything is all right with no complications that you just don’t want to discuss it.”
And she jokes she also had to find out who the father was: “I’m doing DNA tests with the cast of (new film) Hot Rod and the cast of Wedding Crashers, and hopefully I’ll find out for sure.”
Up To Speed: Check Out The Baby Borat Bump June 4th, 2007
Isla Fisher and fiance Sacha Baron Cohen arrive at LAX airport on Thursday after returning from their vacation in Mexico.
Isla and Sacha have yet to confirm reports of Isla’s pregnancy but they don’t have to say nuthin! 
I see a bump and I can’t wait for baby Borat to get here.
Gawd, Sacha’s so hawt, even when I can barely see his face. You can run Isla, but you’ve got too much to hide. Congratulations.
Borat Will Be Releasing A Book?!? May 24th, 2007
Borat is releasing a book! I’m just hoping there’s chapters on “Why a horse is ranked higher than a woman” and ‘There’s always time to talk about sex with your incest wife at dinner“.
The ever eloquent ambassador from Kazakhstan has a book, with two titles, coming out this fall: “Borat: Touristic Guidings To Minor Nation of U.S. and A.” and “Borat: Touristic Guidings To Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.”
“There is one and only Borat and we are honored to have him join our pantheon of international writers,” Suzanne Herz, publisher of Flying Dolphin Press, an imprint of Random House, Inc.’s Doubleday Broadway Publishing Group, said in a statement Wednesday.
According to Flying Dolphin Press, “one half will be a guide to America for Kazakhs and the other half … a guide to Kazakhstan for Westerners.” It will feature Borat’s timeless wisdom, plus illustrations and photographs.
Could a Borat book be nearly as good as his movie? I personally think not…. Unless he has illustrations of him tea-bagging people. I’m a big fan of Sacha Baron Cohen and all of his Da Ali G Show characters, but I think he might have jumped the gun with the Borat book. Reading this article, I almost wonder if this Suzanne chick realized Borat is just a fictional character?
