Brad Pitt is growing out some nappy facial hair and putting beads in it cause he's got it like that. The father of six was spotted rocking a beard with metal beads as part of his Halloween outfit.
But Pitt, now in Japan, has not removed the beads and he still has his nasty looking multi-colored goatee hanging off of his face. Brad is in Japan promoting Inglorious Basterds. He looks like such a douche with that Pitt hair. Heh. And no, you don't have to ask. Of course I'd still hit it.
When Vivienne and Knox were photographed in an airport in January, I said they were cute simply because of their DNA. I wasn't sold, I was just being nice cause they did look odd and bloated in the face.
Over the weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie allowed their 14-month-old twins to see the light of day when they visited an ice cream store in Amman, Jordan. Knox Leon looks like Jayden James in the picture above and he already looks like he should be in a science laboratory conducting research. I think it's how his hair is combed and the color of his shirt.
Vivienne and Knox are growing up so fast and they're adorable now. I just wanna eat 'em up. No seriously, Brangelina's twins remind me of marshmallows. Which is a good thing cause they honestly looked like chickens before.
Oh dear gawd. Brad Pitt got a little too loose-lipped during his interview with Ann Curry on the Today Show. We can safely predict that the tabloids are gonna spin Brad's quote forever. During his interview, which is centered around Brad's efforts to rebuild New Orleans, Brad Pitt talks about love and says, "Someday it won't always be there, so... I don't look forward to that day. The greater the love, the greater the loss."
Someone's not getting any head for a while. No wonder Bradley and Angelina aren't married. I kid. I kid. But you know that the tabloids will be saying their split is in the works. Brad drops his bomb towards the end of the video. Boom!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought their beautiful selves to the Chinese theatre in Hollywood for the premiere of Quentin Tarantino's latest film, Inglorious Basterds.
Angelina Jolie wore another black ensemble. Again. Forget her thin frame, I swear the woman has an eating disorder simply because she wears oversized frocks or all black. Any woman who wears all black all the time is a chick who thinks she needs to lose at least 10.
But I digress. Brad Pitt's cooter tickler gray goatee is beginning to work my nerves. I love facial hair, but not when it reminds me of Santa Claus. I've been a very good girl this year. What are you gonna put up my chimney Brad? Wink.
Daddy Pitt took out his mini-me Shiloh and Zahara toy shopping in D.C. These kids have some swagger already! Ridiculously cute. Shiloh's just like the fiercest bitch in the game, she'll tell you to refer all your requests to her publicist, and Zahara is like 'don't even think about it, I will cut you!'
I get excited when I see Shiloh and Zahara. They are my favorite Jolie-Pitts because they are adorable and fierce. They are growing up so fast. The sisters were checking out apartments in Manhattan with their mom yesterday afternoon.
Angelina is supposed to start filming her spy thriller movie Salt later this year. Brad and Angelina rented a huge mansion in Long Island but I guess Angelina wants an apartment in the city for when she has to work late.
It wasn't for a magazine spread this time, but Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finally revealed their gorgeous bloated twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
The family of six made their Tokyo airport debut today proving that they are one hell of a gorgeous family! The kids are very obese in the cheeks, but they're gorgeous lil cuties.
"Dear God. No. Never. First of all, I don't really know how to operate a computer."
On what it's like to be a celebrity today,
"This publicity machine is out of control. It's everything we didn't sign up for. There's this whole other entity that you get sucked into. You have to go and sell your wares. It's something I never made my peace with. Somehow you're not supporting your film if you don't get out on a show and talk about your personal life. It has nothing to do with why I do this. I feel for the people who are just getting into the business, it sets the wrong focus."
I know for sure I would Google myself on a very frequent basis if I were famous. And get this, Ryan Seacrest did an interview at my former publication where his assistant said that Ryan Seacrest requests that he receives copies of ALL mentions of himself in the press. I felt so bad for him. People hate that man, he's just torturing himself.
Other secret: Ryan didn't like the article so he fired his assistant after we published it... I guess Ryan is no Brad Pitt and I know I would Google myself too. It would be so hard not to. Props to anyone who can resist the urge.
It's not about owning the fiercest house these days. It's all about renting killer mansions. Brad, Angelina, and their hoard of children will be moving into the gorgeous Sassafras Estate. The fabulous crib is worth $6o million and is in the town of Lloyd Neck, in the toney "Gold Coast" area of Long Island's North Shore. The large family of 8 will be moving so Angelina can shoot her new spy thriller movie Salt. The listing claims that the house is a 22,000-square-foot Tudor-style main house, a separate 11-bedroom staff house, a private dock and two helipads
Ryan Seacrest gets dissed on the red carpet time and time again and Brangelina kept the trend going at the 66th annual Golden Globe Awards on Sunday
Ryan was on the red carpet when he saw Brangelina and became an instant groupie, racing down some platform stairs to yell out, "Hi guys. Brad? Angelina?" Very professional, Ryan.
The two baby makers were getting their pictures taken at the time, however, Brad turned around quickly before Brangelina's assistants prevented Gaycrest from getting any closer. A rejected Ryan wanted the camera off of him so he then transferred hosting duties to E!'s Giuliana and quickly walked away.
On Ryan's KIIS FM show yesterday morning, Ryan whined,
"I don't think Angelina thinks I'm that important. I don't think I'm top of mind for Brad and Angelina. I honestly don't believe they'd know who I was if I walked over there. Here's what I realized when I went down there. I realized quickly that it's against the rules to walk down onto the carpet from the platform."
I think Ryan's problem is that he's seen as a tabloid reporter with a mic. If he didn't have such a history of prying and getting all up in everyone's bidness, Brangelina would possibly talk to him, but during the occassions that they have exchanged words, Ryan gets really personal and stupid and asks Angie what she feeds her kids for breakfast, she gets annoyed, laughs and says "cereal."
I'm sad for Ryan because I know how hard it is to interview celebs on the red carpet sometimes. There's so much room for error, and they stand a few inches from your face and it's very easy to get nervous. The dumb questions from Gaycrest are probably the result of nerves. That being said, this is why I love Brangelina. I don't think I'd talk to any "reporter" who asked me dumb shit either.
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