The Brangelina babies are absolutely gorgeous, and People's issue goes on sale today. When the actual 19 pages of pics get leaked online, I won't be posting them here. With the exception of a Kristin Cavallari fan site, People magazine is the only publication that has threatened to sue my ass repeatedly over pictures.

They paid $14 million for this shiz. If I post the pics, I'm afraid I'll hear the doorbell, walk to my door, and be gunned down by some dude in an expensive Italian suit, chewing bubble yum gum while listening to Celine Dion on his iPod. Yeah, it'll go down just like that and I'm not gonna risk it.

I can't wait until the twins get older so we can recognize some of their features. This baby pic shit is effing stupid! I say more parents should keep their babies under wraps long enough for us to actually see what they look like - just like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes did. By the time the public finally saw Suri Cruise on the cover of Vanity Fair, she was fugly as hell, but at least you could tell that she looked like a little Asian boy with unruly hair.

I can't wait to find out what Vivienne and Knox look like. Congrats to Brangelina for accepting People and Hello magazine's ridiculous paychecks for the pics! :)

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Are you as excited as I am to see what may be the cutest babies in the history of mankind, (that will look like every other baby - 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth and all the other parts), unveiled?!

I can not believe People magazine paid anywhere from $11-14 million for these pics. Those idiots are losing SO much money just so they can get this exclusive. I luvs it! They deserve to lose a huge chunk if they're dumb enough to cough up that much. It's not that serious! Damn. I can not wait, though. I am so excited to see what their son, Knox Leon, looks like. The world would be a better place with a little Brad Pitt mini-me on the scene.

Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon are, at long last, ready for their closeups. Their outlandishly overpriced, highly anticipated, paparazzi-thwarting closeups.

As has been long rumored, the deep pockets over at People magazine won the national bidding war for the U.S. rights to the twins' first photoshoot, with Hello! magazine snagging the international exclusive.

Though there's no official word on how much the publications shelled out to show the world Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's genetically blessed double act, or whether the newborns can out-cute big sis Shiloh's People debut, estimates have placed the camera coup at anywhere from $11 million-$14 million.

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Everyone thought Angelina Jolie was pregnant with twin daughters. But, she actually had a son and a daughter! Her and Brad Pitt just love to keep quiet as people speculate away. Congrats to the gorgeous, happy couple!

Brad Pitt welcomed the mayor of Nice and told him, "I'm the happiest father ever."

The twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, were born Saturday and the mayor came by the next day to sign their birth certificates.

According to the paper, the babies spent Saturday night in Jolie's room and she took care of them by herself.

The actress's obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, also said that Knox and Vivienne â€" who weighed in at 5.03 and 5 lbs., respectively â€" are in excellent health, but they do need to gain some weight. He told Nice-Matin that Jolie may remain at the hospital another six or seven days while the newborns grow.

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I'm guessing you read about this yesterday. I don't have much to say, I just want the hot twins to get here already.

Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the South of France in anticipation of giving birth to twins, the Associated Press reports.

"There's no urgency," hospital representative Nadine Bauer tells the AP. "[Jolie's admittance has] been planned for a long time."

Bauer added, "She's very well. Everything is fine."

Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting their fifth and sixth children. The clan currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 2.

In May, Jolie, 33, said on the Today show, "Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."

It'll be interesting finding out what Brangelina will actually be paid for baby pics. Remember that rumor about a $15 million offer?!

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In a candid new interview with Entertainment Weekly magazine, she reveals, "It's (pregnancy) great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative, so you have fun."

Angelina Jolie is such a private person, I'm glad she's opening up again. We need to know every single detail on what it's like to have Brad Pitt in bed.

How does Bradley hump her bump? I should know, because some days or months I feel five months preggers, and I'd like to learn some 'pregnant positions.' As long as they don't put my back out or make my neck cramp up, I'm game. Tell us more, Angie!

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I thought I smelt some fish. Damn.

Contrary to a flurry of recent reports that Angelina Jolie has delivered her twins, PEOPLE can confirm it is not true.

"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France," a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.

I think most of us bloggers didn't really believe this rumor, we just wanted to. She's giving birth to twins and she's not that big yet, the actual babies shouldn't be here for at least a few months. Thank Gawd. Those tots would have been premature.

Anywho, it was a rumor. I can seriously let out a good fart of relief because I didn't really wanna post other news until I found out if everyone was healthy and happy.

Let's get on with it now...

Entertainment Tonight is breaking the news.

Angelina Jolie has had her twins!A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. "Babies are great and so is mom," we're told.

ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after her Angie's mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad's mom) JOLIE-PITT.

The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2.

I don't get it. Were they born prematurely? Are they healthy? Happy? What the huh?

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Yay for more Brangelina babies. :)

By the looks of the cover, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt gives Life & Style magazine her first interview. In Life & Style's world premiere exclusive, Shiloh discusses her favorite cartoons, snacks, dolls, bedtime, and why she feels so alone. Shiloh reveals that Angelina Jolie is a bad mother because "Mommy's knocked up again!" Shiloh says, right before eating an Oreo and sipping her milk. Then the blonde toddler grabbed her cell and speed dialed her driver to hurry up with the limo because she wants a nap.

Gawd.

Shiloh either gave an exclusive interview, or Life & Style has the power to read the mind of a 2-year-old.

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrates her birthday today. She was born May 27, 2006, in Namibia, Africa."Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born," mom Angelina Jolie has said.

Following in her parents' glamorous footsteps, Shiloh filmed a small spot in her dad's upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old.
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"She is stunning... just like Angie. You can't believe she's not a doll."

She is currently in Cannes, France, where the pregnant-with-twins Jolie has hinted she may give birth. Luckily, Shiloh won't have a problem burbling out the language.

"[French is] a second language in the house, although I'm still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today," Jolie said on May 15. "My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language."

Gawd, Brad Pitt and Angelina have some cultured, intelligent kids. If only I wasn't too old for adoption. Angie, not only am I potty trained, but I can cook, clean and babysit too. Disclaimer: I'll also try my best to drug and hump your man. Just consider it a trade off for free nanny services.

Shiloh's gorgeous! Sixhead and all. Her hair has grown out and she looks like a doll, the perfect mix of her mom and dad's genes. I can't wait until Angie's fraternal twin daughters get here. Sumthin' tells me one is gonna be gorgeous, the other fug.