Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their hot asses to the red carpet at Cannes to promote Angelina's new film, "Kung Fu Panda." Whenever these two grace the red carpet, orgasms happen. Multiple orgasms. Then every blogger uploads about half a dozen pics and mentions how god damn gorgeous they are. I'm no exception. Behold their beauty! And it's amazing that Angie's preggers with twins but she's still skinny. Not right.

Angie Jo was forced to confirm she's preggers with twins after Jack Black announced it first. The two stars were holding an interview with Access Hollywood for their flick, "Kung Fu Panda" when her secret was leaked!

"You're gonna have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch' when you have these," Jack joked.

"It's confirmed? Is it two?", Natalie asked.

"Yeah, yeah, we've confirmed that already," Angelina responded. "Well, Jack's just confirmed it actually."

"Is that true?", Jack said jokingly.

"Yeah, you did," Angelina replied.

"Sorry," Jack concluded.

"So you're having twins?", Natalie asked, as Angelina nodded with a ‘yes.'

"Do you know the sexes of the babies", Natalie asked. "Or, are you keeping that private?"

"We would like to keep that private," Angelina said.

Now you know Angie is mad as hell! But who cares? Good job, Jack! And Congrats to Brangelina. :)

Shiloh's still gorgeous, but her forehead is now a sixhead and her body needs to hurry up and grow at the same pace as her head so she can stop looking like the cutest dwarf I've ever seen.

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He's all geared up and ready to go! Brad Pitt arrives for dinner with friends Tuesday at Los Angeles eatery Ammo.

I couldn't help but post this pic of Brad Pitt because he's so damn fuckable. He could be covered in infected boils pussing out all over the place and I would still get a wet spot. When he's 90 and in a nursing home, I'm totally going to stalk him! I'll change his shitty diaper any day.

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It's stories like these that make me happy I don't blog on the weekends. Well, hopefully POTP will be running 7 days or 6 days a week, (it's in the works). :) But for now it's a Monday - Friday thang.

On Saturday Star Magazine reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in New Orleans. When Brad Pitt's publicist was questioned he said he has "no idea" if the two got hitched, therefore, unintentionally fueling the rumors.

People magazine now reports that Angie is in Texas filming a movie and they weren't in New Orleans to begin with.

I say Ashton Kutcher should call up Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and let them film a wedding for an episode of "Pop Fiction." Now there's a prank that will work! ;)

Here's some of the craziest shit I've heard in a while! Brad Pitt is related to Barack Obama and Angelina Jolie is related to Hilary Clinton. Both relations are about a million times removed, but I wanna know which geek sat his ass down to figure all this crap out.

Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society discovered that Barack Obama is distant cousins with Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Alanis Morissette, and Celine Dion. Obama â€" who wrote his own Just Like Us captions last month â€" is also distantly related to six presidents, including George W. Bush. Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found.

Clinton â€" who revealed her worst outfits ever to Us â€" and Jolie, meanwhile, are ninth cousins, twice removed because they are both related to Jean Cusson who died in St. Sulpice, Quebec, in 1718.

And all this matters why? It doesn't. They just wanted a reason to write a new story about Angelina and Brad. I'm gonna assume I'm related to ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer cause I'm into the same kinky stuff he is. Get in touch with me Uncle Eliot, we'll have to get together for a little incest action.

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Why the new look? Pitt, 43, is about to begin shooting the Terrence Malick-directed drama Tree of Life with Sean Penn.

The ‘Fight Club' star revealed the pregnancy secret to a friend, who reportedly claims:

"They're having twins, Angelina is healthy, and he's thrilled that he's going to be a father once again.They didn't exactly plan this pregnancy, but they wanted more children and Brad says Angelina was very willing to have them herself."

And Brad is even scaling back his work schedule to deal with the double bundle of joy.

"He's also probably not going to take on a major acting role before the birth either, so he can focus on making sure Angelina is happy, healthy and comfortable," said the source.

The couple already have three adopted children, Maddox, Pax, and Zahara, as well as a biological daughter, Shiloh.

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Angelina Jolie walked the blue carpet with Brad Pitt at the 2008 Spirit Awards on February 23 sporting a visible baby bump. The couple skipped the press line but Jolie smirked as she passed photographers. She wore a black, silk-crepe dress by Western Costume, jewelry from Irene Neuwirth, and Christian Louboutin shoes.

Altough it has been widely reported that Angelina Jolie is several months pregnant the actress herself has refused to comment.

Angelina looks gorgeous with that baby bump! Too bad my hotness that is Brad Pitt is looking like he came straight out of a cheesy 70's movie. Lose the RayBan sunglasses and pants, dude! Hell his hair even looks like a bad wig.
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