Brad Pitt has called Life & Style magazine "reckless and dangerous" for claiming on their cover last week that he and Angelina Jolie have upped security because their daughter Shiloh is the target of death threats.

"This is absolutely not true and reckless and dangerous to put these ideas out into the world," Pitt said in a statement.

This erroneous report in Life & Style is the latest in a string of false stories by Bauer Publishing, which also publishes In Touch. Last month, In Touch falsely claimed Britney Spears had penned a suicide note and Jamie Lynn Spears was " dumped."

In November, In Touch used "faked" text messages to perpetuate an incorrect story stating that Britney Spears was pregnant.

I understand that tabloid writers run out of ideas sometimes, but it's really disgusting when they sink so low. Dayum.

The other week, the 453rd Angelina Jolie pregnancy rumor was being reported. Word on the blogs is that she's pregnant with twins. I didn't even bother to post it, then I saw these pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the SAG awards.

She's wearing a tent, and her breasteses look full. Those be some mommy-to-be titties.I was all worked up about Christina Aguilera not denying or confirming her pregnancy, but now I hope more celebs go the J. Lo and Xtina route. It's kinda fun when we can figure it out by the baby bump pics. :) At least I think it is. And Brad Pitt better knock up Angie again by 2009. Their genes are flawless and they make purdy kids.

 

I think I'm always gonna have a thing for Brad Pitt. I'll get him sooner or later... When he can't walk anymore, has glaucoma, and shits himself, cause that's how I roll.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get cozy inside the Critic's Choice Awards in Santa Monica CA on Jan. 7.

I never see affectionate Brad and Angelina pics so this is like a Big Foot sighting for me! Actually, with her hand between them she may be pushing him away and telling him his breath smells like ass... You never know. ;)

The couple that we never really see get affectionate with each other is the couple of the year?

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"She looks like Brad. It's funny because she's almost going to be the outcast in the family because she's blonde and blue-eyed." Jolie also admitted she would have been happy not to have a biological child. But changed her mind after seeing Brad with Zahara and Maddox after bringing her to the U.S. from Ethiopia. She said: "I saw Brad with her and Maddox, and I realised how much he loved them - and how a biological child would not be in any way be a threat."

The actress said she felt a deep connection to her adopted children because of the pain they had endured in their young lives. She added: "I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors. "Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. But I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

Don't be surprised if Shiloh is the crack head of the family in 15 years. That poor Shiloh had it rough from the start considering she's a normal biological child. If Angelina was my mom and called me an outcast when I wasn't even able to speak a full sentence, I'd be giving all of them an ass-whoopin' when I grew up! Watch out Angelina, you're gonna create a monster if you don't shut your pie-hole!

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This is George Clooney and Brad Pitt pulling a Larry Craig while they congratulate Julia Roberts from bathroom stalls during AMC's American Cinematheque Tribute. I was hoping to see some glory hole action while they were in the stall, but it didn't happen. I guess I'm off to the closest truck stop!

Brad Pitt was on the Today show yesterday morning to talk about his goal of rebuilding the Ninth Ward in New Orleans.

"I'm hoping we can start here and expand all over New Orleans," the star, 43, told Ann Curry as the two walked among pink tents ("an art installation, a social statement," he called them, admitting he'd like to see how it looks on Google Earth) erected to mark where on the site the future homes are to be built.Calling himself "not much of a salesman," Pitt, who on Nov. 9 pledged $5 million of his own money toward the long-gestating project, is asking the general public â€" "foundations, individuals of means, church groups" â€" to donate and "help the families of New Orleans get back into their homes."In a statement, New York Senator Hillary Clinton said, "[R]ebuilding this city is not a New Orleans obligation or a Louisiana obligation â€" it is an American obligation."

"We can do it, it's ready to go," said Pitt, explaining that each home would cost $150,000. Should prospective contributors not be able to make such large donations, separate household items are available for what he called "Christmas adoption," such as a solar panel or family bathroom fixtures.

You gotta give big props to Brad & Angelina for all the work they do with charities and different communities.

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It was a cold night in London on Sunday, and Angelina Jolie should know.

The stunner strutted the red carpet for the U.K. premiere of her latest film, the computer animated Beowulf, in an outfit that included skin-tight black leather pants. In fact, maybe they were too tight.

As Jolie, 32, headed toward the theater in Leicester Square, it became clear that her slacks were splitting down the back. Luckily, her partner Brad Pitt was there to lend a hand â€" literally â€" as he shielded the gap with his palm.

To make matters worse, Jolie also stepped in gum at the premiere, and a sizable wad stubbornly stuck to one of her sky-high Christian Louboutin heels.

The Oscar-winner hardly seemed to notice her wardrobe woes, however â€" graciously signing autographs for fans and making the red-carpet interview rounds.

* It's funny how this "article" is written. People magazine isn't just kissing Angelina's ass, they're tossing her salad just because she gives them exclusives. Can ya be more subtle? I've read enough Angelina Christ stories from People.

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Rumors surfaced yesterday stating:

Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter Zahara could be forced to undergo corrective surgery on her hip. The operation which could cure the two-year-old's hip dysplasia, a congenital condition. The condition means the tot's thigh is connected to the hip improperly and may affect her ability to walk in the future.

A source tells the Star magazine, the couple have talked with their paediatrician, who told them Zahara may need to have surgery.

But Brad Pitt said:

"It's not true, and I told the magazine that printed it - but they chose to run it anyways."

I was originally skeptical that Zahara needs to get her hips did, especially since it came from Star Magazine. But, for the first time I'm actually impressed with the creativity of tabloid writers. Because Zahara is often photographed while Brad or Angelina hold her, Star cited that she needs hip surgery. It sounded good to me. But Zahara's fine, she's just a spoiled brat.

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