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Shiloh Jolie Pitt Turns 2 Years Old Today & Brangelina’s Kids Speak French!

May 27th, 2008

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Shiloh Jolie-Pitt celebrates her birthday today. She was born May 27, 2006, in Namibia, Africa.”Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born,” mom Angelina Jolie has said.

Following in her parents’ glamorous footsteps, Shiloh filmed a small spot in her dad’s upcoming flick The Curious Case of Benjamin Button at just 10 months old.
A friend of Brangelina’s said,

“She is stunning… just like Angie. You can’t believe she’s not a doll.”


She is currently in Cannes, France, where the pregnant-with-twins Jolie has hinted she may give birth. Luckily, Shiloh won’t have a problem burbling out the language.

“[French is] a second language in the house, although I’m still learning and am not going to attempt any of it here today,” Jolie said on May 15. “My children are starting to speak French, so being here is very good for them and their language.”

Gawd, Brad Pitt and Angelina have some cultured, intelligent kids. If only I wasn’t too old for adoption. Angie, not only am I potty trained, but I can cook, clean and babysit too. Disclaimer: I’ll also try my best to drug and hump your man. Just consider it a trade off for free nanny services.


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New Shiloh Jolie Pitt Pictures

May 20th, 2008

Shiloh’s gorgeous! Sixhead and all. Her hair has grown out and she looks like a doll, the perfect mix of her mom and dad’s genes. I can’t wait until Angie’s fraternal twin daughters get here. Sumthin’ tells me one is gonna be gorgeous, the other fug.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Cannes Pictures

May 16th, 2008

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt brought their hot asses to the red carpet at Cannes to promote Angelina’s new film, “Kung Fu Panda.” Whenever these two grace the red carpet, orgasms happen. Multiple orgasms. Then every blogger uploads about half a dozen pics and mentions how god damn gorgeous they are. I’m no exception. Behold their beauty! And it’s amazing that Angie’s preggers with twins but she’s still skinny. Not right.
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Jack Black Slips Up, Announces Angelina Jolie’s Pregnant With Twins

May 14th, 2008

Photo of Jack Black Slips Up, Announces Angelina Jolies Pregnant With TwinsAngie Jo was forced to confirm she’s preggers with twins after Jack Black announced it first. The two stars were holding an interview with Access Hollywood for their flick, “Kung Fu Panda” when her secret was leaked!

“You’re gonna have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these,” Jack joked.

“It’s confirmed? Is it two?”, Natalie asked.

“Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Angelina responded. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”

“Is that true?”, Jack said jokingly.

“Yeah, you did,” Angelina replied.

“Sorry,” Jack concluded.

“So you’re having twins?”, Natalie asked, as Angelina nodded with a ‘yes.’

“Do you know the sexes of the babies”, Natalie asked. “Or, are you keeping that private?”

“We would like to keep that private,” Angelina said.

Now you know Angie is mad as hell! But who cares? Good job, Jack! And Congrats to Brangelina. :)


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When Beauty Fades Before You’re 2 Years Old, Part II

April 24th, 2008

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Shiloh’s still gorgeous, but her forehead is now a sixhead and her body needs to hurry up and grow at the same pace as her head so she can stop looking like the cutest dwarf I’ve ever seen.

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