BREAKUPS

Yes, Taylor Swift was dating some British actor named Eddie Redmayne, and yes, she's been dumped again. At this rate, she'll never run out of new song material.

According to Us Weekly, Taylor and Eddie met while she was in London auditioning for the film version of Les Miserables. The two hit it off, Taylor "developed feelings for him fast" and "loved the image of a British boyfriend,” but when she didn't land the part, Eddie decided he wasn't feeling a long distance relationship, and dropped Tay Tay like a hot rock. Dumped and fired on the same day! Knowing Taylor, she went home and wrote 4,000 songs about the experience.

From the sound of it, Taylor and Eddie weren't dating very long, (my guess would be he didn't even consider her his girlfriend), but still, getting dumped, like, 15 times in the past year has gotta sting. Guess she has one more reason for those teardrops on her guitar, or some dumb crap like that.

Well, it looks like there's another single Teen Mom in the world. Former stars of the trash-tastic reality show Maci Bookout and Kyle King have decided to call it quits after nearly two years of dating.

Fans of the show may recall Maci constantly pressuring Kyle to put a ring on it and put a baby in her. According to insiders, that pressure eventually drove Kyle away. "Maci wanted something way more serious," says one source. More serious, apparently, than sharing an apartment and raising a kid together. Ah, it's fun to play house, but all games get old after a while.

The source claims that Maci "always wanted more, more, more" from Kyle, and adds, "It's really sad because they love each other, but she pushed him away." Yeah these Teen Mom chicks have a tendency to do that. Maci joins the ever-growing list of co-stars such as Amber Portwood and Jenelle Evans who have had difficulty making their post-baby relationships work. How long before MTV throws them all in one house for a spin-off?

Seal and Heidi Klum made the typical divorce announcement recently, requesting privacy from their fans and claiming the split was mutually agreed upon and amicable. So Heidi's probably as surprised as the rest of us to see her soon-to-be ex spilling his guts to any interviewer willing to listen.

Seal has given several interviews since the announcement, including one with Ellen DeGeneres that airs later today. He claims that he and Heidi went into the marriage with "the best of intentions" and were both "shocked" by the need for a divorce. How can you both be shocked by a divorce?! Someone had to see it coming...I'm guessing it wasn't Seal.

Seal went on to lay some serious compliments on Heidi, adding, "She is still, in my opinion, the most wonderful woman in the world." Sounds like someone's trying to win someone back! Good luck with that, dude. She's been out of your league for years.

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Heidi Klum and Seal have announced that they are separating "after much soul-searching" and almost seven years of marriage. The couple has three biological children together: Henry, 6, Jonah, 5 and Lou, 2.

Heidi and Seal told People magazine that they "have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage" together.

They continued: "We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process."

Klum and Seal are requesting privacy for their children's sake.

Well they're being forthcoming about things so it shouldn't be that difficult for them to have some privacy, I hope. Everyone will get over this split soon enough. Personally, I wasn't very shocked to learn of this split. No one stays together in Hollyweird. Still, it's gotta be rough on the couple considering that they have three biological children together, and Seal adopted Heidi's eldest daughter from another relationship. Sad.

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Add Heidi Klum and Seal to the shocking list of celebrity breakups! Heidi will be filing for divorce from Seal as early as next week. TMZ reports that Klum will cite "irreconcilable differences" as the cause for the divorce. Heidi and Seal got married on May 10, 2005 and they have three biological children together.

Heidi and Seal renew their vows every year on their anniversary in a lavish ceremony. Heidi made $20 million last year alone and we doubt Seal makes anywhere near that cause he's a one-hit wonder. We don't know if Heidi and Seal signed a prenup.

Heidi posted a picture of herself and Seal on December 26, which makes this move sound like a knee jerk reaction. I think Seal cheated, even though Heidi is far better looking than Seal. That's how men operate. They can't appreciate their hot wife, they have to go cheat with other women (who typically aren't nearly as hot as their wife) just because they can I guess.

Stay tuned!

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Vanessa Bryant is making her fellow golddiggers proud, scoring $75 million from Kobe Bryant and all three of his mansions! The property settlement agreement has already been signed and is a done deal.

Vanessa receives half of Kobe's fortune, estimated at around $150 million. The Los Angeles Laker had already transferred property over to Vanessa earlier this year.

Vanessa gets to remain in the crib she and Kobe were living in, she gets to keep the house where her mom resides, and she gets a new estate that had been under construction for 2 years and was just completed. Her golddigger timing is perfect.

That's what Kobe gets! If you want a trophy wifey, be prepared to pay up once she decides to cash in.

Rumors have been circulating about the possibility of a breakup between Johnny Depp and his longtime girlfriend and baby mama, Vanessa Paradis, for several months now. The news has now moved from the tabloids to more mainstream publications like People magazine, while Johnny and Vanessa remain silent on the topic, basically confirming that the rumors are true.

The mag claims to have spoken with "multiple sources" who confirm the couple is "all but officially finished." The article also points out that the once inseparable couple have not appeared on a red carpet together in over a year.

At this time, there's no word on the cause of the split, but you can pretty much take your pick from a laundry list of potential deal-breakers: Johnny was seduced by Angelina Jolie on the set of The Tourist, Vanessa got sick of seeing the father of her children fall down drunk in public, Johnny got sick of dating a woman who closely resembles David Letterman...the list goes on and on. Sad that there are children involved but Johnny's been living off the continent and out of the spotlight for so long, it'll be fun to see him mix it up as a single dude again.

I didn't see this one coming! Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have split after nearly two years together. The couple began dating in Spring 2010 and Brody even shaved the letter "A" into the side of his head in August 2010. In November of last year Brody called Avril "the love of my life."

Brody and Avril were clashing over balancing out their relationship and individual career pursuits. "Every time he wanted to come back and take meetings to get his career back in order, she would make him go to Asia and Europe," an insider tells Us Weekly.

Brody felt like Avril was holding him back. He wasn't working because "she wants him to stay with her," the insider says. Jenner reportedly backed out of multiple TV show offers just for Avril.

The source believes that the couple may reconcile.

Everyone's breaking up these days! It's like a New Year's resolution for folks, and it should be if your relationship isn't as wonderful as it should be. New year, new opportunities to whore out! Avril shouldn't jump from penis to penis anyway. She was with her ex-husband since she was like 17.

American Beauty has been Mena Suvari filed for divorce from her Italian husband of less than two years, Simone Sestito. Mena listed the date of separation as Nov. 1, 2011. She is attempting to block her ex from receiving any spousal support.

Mena, 32, and Simone, 25, got married in a lavish wedding in Vatican City in June 2010. The couple exchanged vows at an 8th-century church and their reception was held at a 15-th century castle. Damn!

Naturally Suvari cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for her split. She wants to change her legal name from Mena Suvari-Sestito to Mena Suvari. This is the second divorce for the actress, who was married to cinematographer Robert Brinkman before divorcing in 2005 after 5 years of marriage.

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The rumor mill is churning with news that Demi Lovato and on-again, off-again boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama are off again after Demi tweeted some cryptic advice to fans recently.

"The smartest thing a woman can ever learn, is to never need a man,” read one tweet. Couple that with an insider's confirmation to Us Weekly that the two "are no longer hooking up" and looks as though Demi and Wilmer have officially called it quits.

Wilmer has developed a reputation as something of a Hollywood predator by getting involved with a succession of teenage starlets (including a pre-meltdown Lindsay Lohan) and dumping them when they try for a serious relationship. He's been harshly criticized for his involvement with Demi, as the actress has been in and out of rehab for emotional issues, and Wilmer refused to publicly acknowledge their relationship.

Well, Ms. Lovato can console herself with the knowledge that she's not the only Demi to be dumped by a former That 70s Show star.

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