BREAKUPS News

Adam Lambert has confirmed that he has broken up with Drake LaBry. The glam rocker also says that he's "cool" with being single.

But how cool with going solo is he? Adam says, "I will date on tour." We all know what that means: Groupies welcome! Adam also said that he wants someone who is intelligent and has "creativity and compassion." 

Adam's source said that Drake and Adam both felt that his career was too important for him to focus on a f*ckship.

Adam has 'whore-in-training' written all over him and I love it! He's a late bloomer and he's making up for lost time.

Maybe Jon Gosselin will be spared of a few more haters, cause he dumped Hailey Glassman before the two could reproduce. Thank you, Jonny!

It was just days earlier when Hailey Glassman, 22, appeared on The Insider, crying about Jon emotionally abusing her. Next thing ya know, Jonny cuts her loose.

Jon was reportedly instructed to get rid of Hailey via his new spiritual counselor, Rabbi Shmuley Boteach.

If Jon is ready to get a new chick, there's always plenty of available sluts at the 18+ clubs. Sh*t, if he throws on one of his Ed Hardy shirts, he'll fit in with the crowd more than he thinks he would.

Adam Lambert's debut album, For Your Entertainment, drops next month. As part of his strategic promotional efforts, he dumped his Z-list boyfriend, interior designer Drake LaBry.

Adam and Drake have been dating before the glam rocker competed on American Idol, and Drake was often seen cheering for Glambert in the audience.

A source said, “The relationship just ran its course. The break-up was mutual and amicable. They remain friends and still care for each other.”

That's the second time I've recently heard that the cause of a celebrity break-up is that the relationship had "just ran its course." What is a partnership, a menstrual cycle?

The next time I dump a dude, I'll claim the f*ckship had run its course. 'It's like tick tock, man!'

T.R. Knight has dumped his boyfriend Mark Cornelson after two years of dating. In Touch magazine's source claims that the relationship had "just ran its course." But there's more to it than that.

When T.R. appeared on the Ellen Degeneres show he said that he wants a baby, but that he doesn't know if it's going to work out.

Mark accompanied T.R. to the opening of his stage musical, Parade, two weeks ago. T.R. plans on moving from L.A. to NYC and Mark had no plans to accompany him.

I wonder how many dates Mark paid for? T.R.'s 36 and Mark is a 20 year-old UCLA student... A split right before the holidays is ugly! I wish them both good luck.

It's officially dunzo with Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley as Avril has filed for Divorce citing 'irreconcilable differences'. The couple was married for 3 years but they had been together for 6.

We knew this was coming since reports came out a few weeks ago but there are rumors that Avril is already getting her vag filled by a new dude. Star magazine reports that Avril is hooking up with Dole food company heir Justin Murdock.

In light of the divorce filing hitting the 'net, Avril posted a message regarding the split on her blog.

"Deryck and I have been together for 6 and a half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship. I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart."

I don't understand why famous folk say they're friends with their ex and will love them forever? Apparently you don't if you're splitting up! I want someone to humor me with a letter about how lazy their ex was, they had toe jam that smelled like Fritos and were horrible in bed. The whole best friends who still love each other crap is for the birds.

Tameka Foster is becoming impatient with her ex-hubby Usher, and wants him to hurry up and sign the divorce papers. The paperwork has been finished for about a month and the ho must want him to sign off so she can get her loot.

Instead of finalizing the big D, Usher released a new song titled 'Papers' where he apparently speaks about his relationship with Tameka. One of the lines in the song speaks pretty clear about his marriage with Tameka: "I can't deny how much I loved you / I done gave up everything I had too / As hard as it is I'm afraid I've gotta say, I'm ready to sign them papers."

Well then sign them already and get rid of the b*tch! Nobody liked Tameka from the beginning and she claims Usher's people were running a 'smear campaign' against her. I think she just wants this divorce finished to start getting some baby daddy money thrown in her account so she can buy some new wigs.

"The terms and conditions have been agreed on for around a month but he keeps stalling on them, and she's the one that wants to move on with her life."

He may be stalling just to upset her, but why would he want to deal with her any more than he has to? If everything is on point, sign off on that shiz and be on your merry way.

... Well Jon Gosselin is stealing money, so I guess they're even then, right? Yesterday Jon told The Insider that he didn't violate an arbitrator's orders by withdrawing $230k from a joint account with Kate Gosselin. Jon says he withdrew $22k last Thursday and has "the paper trail to prove it."

Kate Gosselin also lost some credibility in my book by saying the following: "If I have to work at McDonald's, I will do what I have to for my kids," That's not true cause Kate's a diva and the only way she could get by feeding her army on McDonald's wages would be if she was banging all the managers in her Micky D's regional district and they compensated her for private services.

Now that Jonny realizes that looking like a thief is a PR nightmare, the womanizer is trying to explain, saying:

"I've never taken any money out because over 10 years, Kate handled all the banking...  She says in the past week I took $230,000. I have withdrawn roughly $177,000 over the course of a year, which is less than 10 percent of what we made. That's like my paycheck."

What a coward! He can't discuss retrieving his "paycheck" with his wife first?

Jon goes on to say that Kate's numbers don't add up. Jon claims that Kate "had a best-selling book" that probably earned a "million dollars" that's unaccounted for. Jealous?! He says that Kate's "not thinking clearly" and he "didn't want this to be embarrassing for her."

This man is fluent in some Jedi mind tricks sh*t. Jonny, this is embarrassing for YOU and you know it. Get over yourself.

Since LeAnn is gonna be so bold as to steal Brandi's husband, Brandi Glanville has every right to say whatever she wants about her, and that she does.

Brandi says that LeAnn has moved into a house that's only a half a mile from Brandi's and only one block away from her son's school. Brandi also says that her run-ins with the LeAnn Homewrecker are "not pleasant."

"There is a point where she needs to have a sensitive side and back the F up," she says. Brandi has even watched LeAnn picking up her six year-old Mason from school.

LeAnn's a taker! "Honestly, she wants my life. She wants my kids. She wants my husband. She can have most of everything but just not my children or my family."

Brandi says that transition for the kids has been smooth since her husband Eddie Cibrian is usually away working anyway. Brandi and Eddie "save face" in front of their children and remain civil for them.

It sounds like Brandi has exchanged some choice words with LeAnn, though. I swear the last thing I would give LeAnn are some choice words, I would have effed up LeAnn's world long ago if she waltzed in and stole my peen.

I would venture to say Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are officially over even though there are some reports that state they are still together. Normally when the rumor mill starts going crazy over a breakup it's true, but the couple happen to deny it for a while.

Does this look like a happy couple to you? She looks like she's been crying and no happy in love girl is gonna be crying when she was just treated to dinner. Sources say the two split up a month ago and while Justin was in NYC for Fashion Week earlier this month, he was "clearly on the hunt".

He was also seen dancing with a hot blonde at club Avenue on September 9 to which Lindsay Lohan Twittered "So dark - where's jb cheater?" Oh snap! That's ridiculous if Lindsay Lohan is busting you out. Apparently Jessica Biel is having a hard time with the split and is in severe denial. Another sources says the two may still be an item.

"There's no way of knowing if it's a firm breakup, because with them it's so hot and cold."

Oh let it be over already. They've barely spent any time together this past summer so I can see why they would grow apart. I've always secretly hoped Justin and Britney would get back together! Why? I don't have a clue, but they were cute together.

Avril Lavigne's people did a great job writing her official separation statement. After months of rumors that Avril and her pug-faced hubby were on the rocks, the tomboy turned slut and her former Mr. issued a statement yesterday.

Avril is 24 years old and will be 25 soon. Avril says:

"Deryck and I have been together for 6-an-a-half years. We have been friends since I was 17, started dating when I was 19, and married when I was 21. I am grateful for our time together, and I am grateful and blessed for our remaining friendship.

I admire Deryck and have a great amount of respect for him. He is the most amazing person I know and I love him with all my heart. Deryck and I are separating and moving forward on a positive note."

Deryck has also issued a statement, but he doesn't sound as excited as Avril does about the split:

"The past 6 and a half years have been the most amazing years of my life. It's sad it has come to an end but Avril and I are still family and moving forward in the most positive way possible.

Our decision to part ways is amicable and she holds a special place in my heart and forever will be a great and amazing friend. Thanks to all our family, friends and fans for all the support."

Deryck, 29, and Avril have been reportedly living apart for a while now.

Good riddance, Deryck! He was way too fug and too short. B*tch is lucky she got out before she got tied down to him by having kids, although I'm curious about what different animals Deryck's spawn would look like.