Archive for the 'BREAKUPS' Category

Deanna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak Split

November 3rd, 2008

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The Bachelorette’s DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak have broken up!

“I really felt like I was going to spend the rest of my life with him. I thought he was my fairy-tale ending. But after the show was over and we settled in to our normal lives, I slowly came to realize that we are two totally different people and it wasn’t going to work out. I still believe in love. More than anything, I want to find someone I can spend the rest of my life with.”

Gawd dammitt!!!!!! I am pissed off that I watch season after season of this trash and actually think it’s going to work out. I want a Bachelor and Bachelorette boycott. Now.

Check out Jesse’s emotional YouTube video about the breakup

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Simon Cowell Gets Dumped

November 3rd, 2008

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Simon Cowell’s girlfriend Terri Seymour ended her six year relationship with the wealthy mogul over the phone!

Simon’s rep, Max Clifford, said,

“Terri phoned Simon and finished it in September, about six weeks ago. They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”

Simon’s rep wanted to dispel rumors that she dumped him because his boobs are bigger than hers. Nah, he wanted to let everyone know that no cheating was goin’ on.

“In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn’t Simon. Nobody else is involved, certainly not on Simon’s side.”

Terri wanted Simon to marry her and have kids so badly, I remember that she went on a hunger strike and Simon was laughing about it on the Howard Stern show.

Women do this time and time again. If he doesn’t wanna have kids, you either leave or get knocked up on purpose! Don’t wait around hoping your man will change his mind. Stop taking your birth control pills, start poppin’ fertility drugs if you have to, or do like Terri, dump his ass on the phone. But it’s better not to wait until six years later. I say 1.2 years is better.

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David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Split, Let’s Pretend to Care

October 16th, 2008

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David Duchovny and Tea Leoni issued the standard politically correct breakup statement asking the media to leave them the eff alone and stuff.

“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months. The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children.”

Duchovny and Leoni have been married since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

The X-Files star, 48, and Leoni were spotted arm-in-arm at the Czech Festival in New York City earlier this month.

Uh, I’m not really a good pretender person, so it didn’t work. Still don’t care. I wish the kids all the best though. I feel so desensitized by Hollywood breakups. Aren’t we all? I think the only breakups that would shock me today would be, like, Brangelina or Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.


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Madonna’s Getting Divorced, Dating Alex Rodriguez

October 15th, 2008

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Although I was on People magazine’s website, I decided to go to Usmagazine for the inside scoop because all People does is kiss celebrities’ asses, never giving the full story, sugar coating everythang! Us doesn’t do that. They enjoy talking shit and being real.

But is anyone surprised over this “news?” The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.

Madonna is getting divorced and moving on to New York Yankee A-Rod, someone who probably enjoys working out just as much as she does.

One of Madonna’s insiders is on damage control saying,

“With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven’t been ‘together’ for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing.”

In contrast, an A-Rod source is saying something different!

“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”

The same source says Madonna and Guy had dinner on Oct. 2 in NYC and Madonna “has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced.”

Madonna has been linked to Rodriguez since early July when Us Weekly broke the news that he had been making late-night visits to her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

Uh, as if this is gonna work out, though. Maybe Madonna is the new Cameron Diaz, fucking around just to fuck because she can? And A-Rod can get way hotter chicks than buff Madonna. Regardless, have fun, kids!

Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don’t mess with that bitch.


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Hugh Confirms Split, May Begin Dating 19 Year-Old Twins

October 9th, 2008

Photo of Hugh Confirms Split, May Begin Dating 19 Year-Old TwinsHugh Hefner is speaking out about his split from Girls Next Door star Holly Madison.

“I had planned to spend the rest of my life with Holly.

After the break-up, “I was road kill a couple of weeks ago,” he said.

“If she says it’s over, it’s over. But like I’ve said before, she is the love of my life, and I expected to spend the rest of my life with her.”

One persistent strain in the relationship was Holly’s desire to have children.

“We tried to have a baby earlier this year and it didn’t work out,” he said. “She became very depressed.”

Where does that leave the other two Girls Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt?

Hefner says they’re still romantically involved, but admitted, “the relationship with Kendra will be ending when she moves out, probably by the end of this year.”

Hef ain’t wasting anytime getting back in the saddle though.

In the last week, he’s been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. “They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they probably will become my girlfriends,” Hefner says.

I’ve always liked Hugh Hefner. He is absolutely amazing and brilliant. He will die having sex, he’s not slowing down, out with the old Playmate, in with the new.

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