Archive for the 'BREAKUPS' Category
Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance public when they were spotting kissing on the streets of New York and over a sushi dinner at Jewel Bako.
A fan of Banhart’s music, Portman had asked him to donate a track to the charity compilation she curated on iTunes, Big Change: Songs for FINCA. She returned the favor by forgoing her usual fee to appear in the video.
“They got together right after the video shoot,” a source said at the time.
I’m thinking I should blog the worst, cheesiest headlines for a whole day, one day. Are you sure your eyes won’t get stuck from all the eye rolling? I may make it happen. See kids, dreams do come true.
Here goes it:
Cynthia filed for divorce in July, claiming A-Rod had “emotionally abandoned” her ass and they kids and had a series of some down low shit, including an “affair of the heart” with Madge aka Madonna, which was the “last straw.”
In Cynthia’s filing, she was all Kimora Lee Simmons-like, asking for their $12 million crib and a cut of the stacks he earned during their marriage. Alex reportedly made $28 million this season alone.
Earlier A-Rod fired back, arguing that the divorce settlement should be determined by their prenup, which Cynthia autographed a month before they wed in ‘02.
Now we’re all left in the dark and we won’t find out shit!!
Terms of the settlement were not released.
“Cynthia and Alex Rodriguez have amicably resolved their dissolution of marriage proceedings,” lawyers for the former couple say in a statement. “They deliberately engaged in a private negotiation. During the negotiations and resolution all decisions were made with the best interests of their children as the paramount concern.”
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Sarah, doll face, you’re hilarious. And pretty. Jimmy Kimmel? He looks like he’s squinting, and he’s got a gut, and his O-face must suck, because let’s face it, his face already looks like he’s stuck in mid-climax. Like, no one keeps their eyes fully open when they cum, and his eyes look halfway closed already, which means you can’t trust him. Never trust a man with a bad O-face. It’s a red flag that things will not end in your favor.
Sarah Silverman isn’t over her Jimmy, so she dolled herself up to flaunt her sexy while accepting her award at the Creative Arts Emmys for her (I’m you know what-ing Matt Damon), letting the crowd know Jimmy Kimmel dumped her ass. Anyone else see this breakup coming?
“Let’s be honest, Matt Damon had very little to do with this being popular. Thanks to the person for whom this whole video was made: Jimmy Kimmel, who broke my heart – ohh, who’ll always have a place in my heart.
Kimmel and Silverman split in July. The Creative Arts Emmys air on E! Saturday Sept. 20.
At least she got a friggin’ Emmy outta her breakup. All I get is a high cell phone bill, less sleep from all the porn watching, pricey tabs at the bar and hairy legs because I’m no longer inspired to shave.
We all need some compensation after a heart-wrenching split.
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Sarah Larson allegedly cheated on George Clooney.
While the former cocktail waitress, who’s trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she “came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him” with a media mogul.
Larson and Clooney broke up earlier this summer. Sources said it was because they had little in common and because Larson insisted on getting breast implants. But, ever the gentleman, Clooney helped promote her new career before he dumped her, and she got a spread in Harper’s Bazaar and a few runway gigs at LA Fashion Week.
Alright, maybe cheating on George wasn’t a big mistake cause they split for other reasons. Maybe he never knew, just like men rarely do.
Women are the best cheaters ever. We’re thorough, we’re slick. We come up with better excuses than ‘I’m having a late day at work, I’ll be at home a few hours later.’ We say we’re going for a mani and pedi instead, then tell ya we need money to pay the pool boy, but spend your funds on designer purses and pay for other things with bjs. At least that’s how I think I’d get away with it.
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Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton are again going their separate ways, a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE exclusively.
“Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton have amicably ended their engagement,” said Nicole Perna. “They appreciate your respect for their privacy in this matter.”
The couple’s relationship originally started in 1992, and lasted for five years.
The musician, now 55, and the Desperate Housewives star, 44, then resumed seeing one another in 2005 – and in March 2006 had announced their wedding engagement.
I really wish I placed Vegas bets on the Mayer/Maniston breakup, as if they existed. I’d win at least enough money to buy a few pimped out whips.
John Mayer’s trip to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico without Jennifer Aniston is just the latest sign the couple are taking a break. “Break” is definitely code for dunzo!
“It is really a cooling-off, not this big, dramatic breakup. It’s just slowed down.”
Since the 39-year-old actress and 30-year-old singer went public with their romance in April, she opened up to him about her desire for a baby.
Luckily, the Daily Mirror isn’t trying to kiss anyone’s ass! They have more deets…
It is yet more heartache for the Friends star, who has been unable to find love again since her divorce from Brad Pitt four years ago.
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.
“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.
“Contrary to reports, Jen didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together.
“She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.
I dunno what Jenny was thinking. John’s touring is the only way he’d stay with Maniston, so he could cheat on her for almost a year at a time every few years! I can’t believe she’s starring in the upcoming movie He’s Just Not That Into You. Now that’s embarrassing. Stay strong, hun.
Isabel may or may not have been creepin’ on Adrian, but she pissed him off enough to make him hump her and dump her. After Isabel was caught in the truck with Shia LaBeouf during his drunken accident bust, Adrian was reportedly upset, but he kept banging her. Was she apologizing via blowjobs?
Okay, before I post what People magazine’s saying, I just have to say this is bullshit. The two were photographed together as recently as last week. Three weeks ago, my ass!
The pair broke up about three weeks ago, right after the accident that left LaBeouf with a crushed hand.
“It wasn’t working out,” says a source. “Adrian saw her with Shia and that was kind of it – the crash, their hanging out. He obviously didn’t appreciate it.”
“He obviously didn’t appreciate it.” - Hahaha! Adrian’s “source” is like, you can’t play a player, bitches! Adrian sounds all jealous and shit. That’s kinda hot. But only coming from him.
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez wants his original pre-nupital agreement with wife Cynthia to stand in their divorce battle, the New York Daily News reports.
The 33-year-old, who is the highest-paid player in baseball with a $275 million contact, says in new papers being filed in Florida today that his marriage is “irretrievably broken” but he wants accusations he cheated to be removed from the court record.
Rodriguez argues that claims by his wife that he “emotionally abandoned his wife and children” and carried on “extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct” are “immaterial and impertinent and should be stricken.”
Cynthia is seeking to maintain her “high standard of living” through alimony and child support as well as their $12 million estate and “equitable distribution” of all assets.
Rodriguez’s filing states Cynthia is a “loving and nurturing mother” and he pledges to pay “reasonable and bona fide expenses” per a co-parenting agreement for daughters Natasha, 3, and Ella, 3 months.
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Portman, 27, began dating Banhart, also 27, after starring in his “Carmensita” video, which was shot last March. A short time later, they took their romance public when they were spotting kissing on the streets of New York and over a sushi dinner at Jewel Bako.
