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Brittanya O'Campo - Guilty Of Assault With A Pimp Cup

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 29 Dec 2010 11:54:09 EST

You may remember Brittanya O'Campo as a finalist on Rock of Love Bus, but I'm sure you also remember those crazy dimple piercings she had in her cheeks too. I'm not into the facial piercing myself and I think the dimple piercings are ridiculous, but somehow Brittanya manages to pull it off.

Don't let those fake dimples fool you, this ho is crazy! According to TMZ, Brittanya checked into the Ventura County Jail in California yesterday to serve 6 months after pleading guilty to assault with a deadly weapon and misdemeanor battery for an incident that happened in 2008. So, what happened exactly? Brittanya beat up another chick with a pimp cup! That's gangsta right there.

The woman on the receiving end of O'Campo's pimp smack was so busted up ... she needed several stitches to close the wounds.

Brittanya twittered a goodbye note to her fans saying, "I will be locked up for 6 monthes [sic]. I can only get PostCards, no letters or packages."

Those Rock of Love girls are top notch women. She could have thrown a beer bottle or pulled the chick's weave, but she kept it classy by giving her a serious beat down with a pimp cup. After hearing about this incident, Lil Wayne must be falling in love with Brittanya.

Bret Michaels Got Engaged to Kristi Gibson

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 21 Dec 2010 13:41:29 EST

The man whore of the century got engaged on last night's season finale of Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It on VH1. Teasers for the show's finale revolved around whether or not Bret Michaels, 47, would propose to his off-and-on girlfriend of 16 years, Kristi Lynn Gibson, 39, and mother of his two daughters: Raine, 10, and Jorja, 5.

Getting down on one knee, the Poison frontman said, "Please say yes or the rejection will kill me right now." Gibson responded in kind! Immediately after Gibson accepted his proposal, they broke the happy news to their little girls, he added. "[I told them] 'I did it! We'll all be together forever! Family hug!'"

I think Bret is a slut who allegedly slept with Tish Cyrus and who will probably continue having an open relationship with Kristi, so WTFever. No man should make a woman wait on his penis for nearly two decades and finally pop the question once he's completely bald and not too far away from filling up on Viagra.

That being said, congratulations to Kristi. She obviously wanted this if she's stuck around for this long. And congrats to Bret's kids who will get to see their parents together on a consistent and long-term basis.

Bret Michaels: Tish Cyrus Affair Denial on 'Fox & Friends' Sucks

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 15:30:53 EST

Bret Michaels is basically a male prostitute, the only difference is that he doesn't sleep with men and he isn't compensated for giving infections. Burn, hiss. Men like Bret disgust me because they are, you guessed it... disgusting.

Bret will sleep with anything that moves and has a hole in it; and Tish Cyrus meets all the right criteria. Miley Cyrus' dad Billy Ray and her mother Tish are getting divorced after 17 years of marriage and Bret's penis may have contributed to the breakup.

Bret appeared on Fox & Friends this week where he was asked if he banged Tish. Bret doesn't give direct eye contact, but claims that "The answer is no" before abruptly changing the subject. Translation: Bret hit that and I hope he used a condom. Even so, Tish needs to get her @ss to the clinic immediately.

I'm also wondering if Bret removes the bandanna and the wig when he gets his f*ck on. That information would help to determine if Tish was drunk or drugged at the time, cause who wants to bone someone who goes partially incognito in the sack?

Jump in for the unconvincing denial at the 1:18 mark.

Bret Michaels Fox & Friends Interview

Miley Cyrus Caught Drinking in Madrid

poponthepop@gmail.com (Lil Payne) — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 16:00:00 EST

Yeah, Miley Cyrus was caught knockin' back Coronas in Spain, and it's tempting to use this as evidence that's she's quickly becoming the next Disney train wreck, a la Britney Spears. After all, there is a drinking age in Spain and Miley is under it (by about two weeks). However, no one in Spain gives a sh!t about the drinking age, so I say let a Disney girl take the mouse ears off and wild out!

TMZ even went so far as to "contact several Spanish authorities," all of whom "made it clear underage drinking is simply no big deal in their country." Americans are the uptight ones when it comes to this kind of sh!t, so I say...leave Miley alone! F*ck, this is the same girl who, in the last week, may have been cheated on by her boyfriend and found out her mom probably had contact with the diseased, wrinkly dick of Bret Michaels. We should be glad drinking is all she's doing. Personally, I'd be figuring out how to smoke crack through my eyeballs if I found out Bret Michaels f*cked my mom.

I actually think Miley has a better head on her shoulders than most of the child stars who grew up to become tabloid food. Fame ages people, and Miley is 35 in Hollywood years, so let her get her drank on! That said, b!tch really needs to lose that stupid Indian thing on her forehead. With the trailer trash fashion she usually rocks, it makes her look like a slutdog millionaire from Mumbai, Tennessee.

Bret Michaels Denies Affair With Miley Cyrus' Mom Tish

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:05:04 EST

Bret Michaels has banged every 80s glam rock ho he has come in contact with over the last 20 years, and was rumored to have had an affair with Miley Cyrus' mom Tish. Mark this day down in your calendar folks because Bret Michaels is actually denying (through his rep) having sex with someone.

"This is someone stirring a pot. This is untrue. He respects the family and worked with Miley and Tish on a professional level."

Sources claimed Tish and Bret became close earlier this year when he and Miley recorded a song together "Nothing to Lose." So it was lovin' from Tish that caused his brain to hemmorhage earlier this year! I'm kidding. It's the other 300 groupies he was hooking up with that caused his head to explode. Oops! Wrong head.

Tish Cyrus, Miley Cyrus' Mom, Had an Affair With Bret Michaels?

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 17:25:48 EST

Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish seemed like the picture perfect couple. Married for 17 years, they created multi-millionaire Disney slut, Miley Cyrus, they allow their 10 year-old daughter to dress like a slut, and they were raising a fairly successful musician son named Trace to boot.

But last week the couple announced that it's ovah! Us Weekly claims to know why. Bret Man Whore Michaels slept with Tish Cyrus. Based upon his sexaholic, will-put-his-dick-in-any-hole self, I completely believe this.

Michaels, 47, "became close to the entire family" this past February when he and Miley released the racy duet "Nothing to Lose." He and Tish, 43, soon began carrying on an on-the-sly romance.

Billy was "completely unaware" of their romance.

Bret's rep says the allegations aren't true. "There has never been an affair or a fling," which doesn't sound like a denial to me. As far as I can guess, these two f*cked, and honestly, if Tish banged Bret, she was probably screwing around on Billy long before Bret came along. But to risk it all for one of the biggest male sluts in history?!?

The Cyrus source says that Bret and Tish's "professional relationship turned into something more." Yep, and you know whatever it turned into is over now cause Bret rather kill himself than commit to one woman.

Kristi Lynn Gibson is Dating Bret Michaels Even Though He Cheats

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:32:30 EST

Bret Michaels has had an off again, on-again girlfriend for nearly two decades now. Kristi is also the mother of Bret's two daughters: Raine, 10, and Jorja, 5. In the August 2 issue of Us Weekly, Bret opens up about his relationship and more.

Kristi Lynn Gibson is the mother of his two children, but he refuses to marry her right now. Kristi obviously isn't bothered by it enough to leave and she may be very happy with Bret. Some people are in relationships with people who travel a lot for work, whatever that job may be, and both parties cheat. You think Kristi isn't getting broken off when one of the biggest man whores in Hollywood is gone for months at a time?

What about the rumors that you and Kristie are now engaged? I gave her a promise ring on Christmas Day. There’s no date for a marriage, but we love and respect each other, and one day I will make an honest woman out of her. [laughs]. We’ve been on and off since the mid 90s, and the great thing about Kristi is that she never said “If you don’t marry me, I’m leaving.” She went into this relationship with her eyes wide open. When we were broken up, I did Rock of Love - which was a train wreck of a show, and probably not the best way to find true love. But that made me appreciate her even more!

How has your recent health setback changed your life? I’m on medication for the hemorrhage [Soma, to control back and neck cramps due to irritation from the hemorrhage] and twice a day, I give myself injections of Lovenox, which thins the blood and prevents clots. And I do four daily shots of insulin, plus six finger pricks to check my blood sugar. I’ve become Bret Michaels, human pincushion [laughs]. In January, I’m going to have an operation to close the hole in my heart. The doctors know it caused my stroke, but they still don’t know what caused the hemorrhage…

Is touring the same? The only change is that I can’t drink alcohol! And now that I’m in a relationship, I can still have a great time with women. You just don’t go all the way. The party stays in the front of the bus, not the back.

Bret also said, “I was lying on my back and TV in a depressing ICU for 12 days! I needed to get out. Now I get to give 1,000 percent for my fans and throw great parties on the bus. Look, I fought really hard to live and I’m not going to go out on the road and do something crazy to die.”

Bret "fought really hard" to stay alive and he's determined to make the most of it, which means his a*ss will be whoring out on the tour bus regardless of having a girlfriend at home! Rock on.

Bret Michaels And Kristi Lynn Gibson: Not Engaged Yet

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:12:39 EST

Kristi Lynn Gibson isn't making an honest man out of Bret Michaels just yet. Star magazine had reported that the two were engaged which according to Bret is not true. Bret cleared up the engagement rumors during an interview on the CBS Early Show this morning.

"No. We are not engaged yet. We're a work in progress." Although Gibson has been spotted with serious bling on her finger, Michaels called it "a promise ring ... a friendship ring, with benefits. That's what we call it."

The benefits are he gave her two kids, will financially take care of her and his children for the rest of their lives, give Kristi hot sex whenever she wants it, and promise to never take his wig or bandana off. There's a better chance of him marrying his bandana and wig than tying the knot with Kristi. He has a serious commitment phobia!

Kristi Lynn Gibson: Pictures of Bret Michaels' Fiance

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:28:29 EST

Kristi Lynn Gibson is the mother of Bret Michaels' two daughters: Raine Elizabeth and Jorja Bleu. The 5'8 beauty has managed to remain out of the spotlight for the most part, with the exception of appearing topless on the cover of a Poison record.

Kristi is from Vancouver and was born on Christmas in 1970. Bret has given Kristi credit for being his rock of love when he had his life-threatening brain hemorrhage a few months ago.

Kristi and Bret began dating in 1994. Two daughters, nearly two decades, and possibly hundreds of dirty random groupies later, Bret is finally making an honest woman out of Kristi, nicknamed "Gibby." Star reports that Bret proposed to his baby mama during their 4th of July weekend in Arizona.

Kristi Lynn Gibson and Bret Michaels: Engaged

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:54:56 EST

After starring in the highest-rated show in VH1 history, where he basically passes his penis around like a closeted priest at an all boys Catholic school, Bret Michaels is marrying his off-and-on girlfriend of 16 years.

Star magazine reports that Bret asked Kristi Lynn Gibson to marry him after their July 4 weekend at his ranch outside of Scottsdale, AZ.

"Bret felt like now was the time because Kristi has been through so much with Bret and has been by his side every step of the way," another source told Star.

Bret is currently touring and the wedding will reportedly take place when the tour is over and he has a clean bill of health.

WOAH! This woman has paid her dues. Congrats!