Bristol Palin and her mother will do anything to make headlines, so Bristol had her ghost writer post a blog about how Obama is wrong for supporting gay marriage, a precursor to Bristol new post on the "bullying" she's experienced in the wake of her ignorant blog entry that mentioned that kids should grow up in a home with a mother and a father although those standards obviously clearly don't apply to her son, Tripp?! Celebrities were upset about it, which was the point. Levi's baby mama is now encouraging people to "keep sending the hate" so that her desperate a*s can remain semi-relevant.

"If you read the almost 3,000 comments after my controversial post... you’ll see some of the most terrible words against me, my mom, and my entire family. You’ll see hate in the name of love... You’ll see bullying in the name of tolerance."

"It’s horrifying to see stories of young people taking their own lives because they can’t see past the hate of others. Around Hollywood, there’s lots of concern and great initiatives to try to encourage more kindness in this world."

Bristol's e-rant continued: "Your hate and bullying don’t work. People see through it... We’ll keep thinking for ourselves no matter what you call us. So keep sending the hate..."

I thought Bristol said something about the potential devastating effects bullying can have on others, yet she claims that "Your hate and bullying don't work" and we should "keep sending the hate"? I can't with this b!tch.

Bristol Palin gave her ghostwriter a new assignment when she asked him or her to pen a blog slamming Obama for supporting gay marriage. Bristol's new blog post has the same tone and style of some of her other posts that she also didn't write.

JWoww is upset with Bristol and she's not the only one. Samantha Ronson wrote the perfect scathing response. A few others also didn't hesitate to sound off on Twitter.

• Samantha Ronson: "'We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home.' really bristol palin? how's your kid doing?"

• Sherri Shepherd: "Sara Palin educated Bristol... and not blaming Bristol, but I'm blaming Bristol being young & not excercising good judgment."

• Lo Bosworth: "Bristol Palin - you so silly, girl."

• Perez Hilton: "‏I think I need to give Bristol Palin a good massage. Girlfriend needs to RELAX!!!"

• Amber Riley: "We support you @BarackObama and commend you for taking a stand. #equalityforall #loveislove #gleesupportsObama"

• Lea Michele Tweeted an "Amen" to Amber's Tweet.

• Kathy Griffin: "Yep! & don't b fooled, she & Sarah LIVE 4 it! RT @Frankr0d: R u going 2 talk about Bristol Palin on the KATHY show unite?"

Bristol Palin's life has had many low points: falsely accusing her baby daddy of rape, appearing in a safe sex PSA with the freakin' Situation, watching her mom become the laughingstock of American politics, but nothing - nothing in the world - can match the humiliation of being told told to keep your dumbass opinions to yourself by none other than JWoww.

"Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you're living in the past you wouldn't have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It's 2012!" Jenni said on Twitter, in response to Bristol's moronic comments about gay marriage and the importance of "traditional" families. "My best friend will get married one day and not just have civil union with his man. Stop hating people."

No word on how Snooki feels about finding out that some gay dude has apparently taken her place as Jenni's BFF.

Bristol Palin continues to be a plumper version of Sarah Palin, speaking out on topics that she knows nothing about. Hinting that your ex-boyfriend raped you, having premarital sex, getting pregnant and telling other teenagers to abstain are the kinds of things that make sense to Bristol.

Taking the opportunity to capitalize on Barack Obama supporting gay marriage, Bristol says that the President is wrong. Her younger sister Willow Palin has called people "fagg*t" on Facebook. Ignorance runs in the family! In a new blog entry, the 21 year-old reality TV star said:

"It would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage."

So I guess Bristol's saying that upholding tradition is more important than equality. Makes sense?

Bristol adds: "In general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview."

The has been also said that Barack should shape his daughters' thoughts "instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."

This is the kind of logic, progressive thinking, analysis and insight I'd expect from a Palin!

Bristol Palin just can't get her a*s out of the spotlight, so she has a new show that will air on the Lifetime Network. Bristol's show "Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp" will run for 10 episodes, giving viewers "an exclusive, rare glimpse into Bristol's real life as a young, single mother." Really? This b!tch is loaded. She buys houses in cash. We can't relate to her supposed struggles.

Lifetime's executive VP Rob Sharenow says that "Bristol and her son have been the subjects of a huge amount of curiosity and misunderstanding." That may be true, but nobody cares about them anymore!

Bristol gave birth to Tripp in Dec. 2008 after she allegedly got knocked up on purpose. Since then, she appeared on Dancing With the Stars, "wrote" a memoir, and trashed talked Levi Johnston every opportunity she had. Bristol's show will probably be filled with much more Levi bashing, and she's a whiny b!tch. Count me out!

When Bristol Palin competed on Dancing With the Stars she was a raging b!tch. When a man mocked her for riding a bull, she was an annoying b!tch. Now that her reality show with her Dancing With the Stars co-star Kyle Massey was axed, like her attention whore mother, she still thirsts for the spotlight.

Todd Palin wants a show about snowmobile racing! Coming from a man who can't count to 3, we understand why that idea would make sense. Bristol also wants to do a show with her sister Willow Palin and her boyfriend Gino Paoletti.

Celebitchy reports: "Bristol’s upset because Sarah wants to stay out of negotiations for her show. Sarah isn’t thrilled with Willow being involved. But Bristol believes the show will be more marketable with Willow."

"Bristol's upset"? That b!tch is always mad about something. We've seen episodes of Sarah Palin's Alaska, which is why we will never watch another Palin reality show again, unless bears end up devouring Sarah's face, lil Lil Payne's suggested.

It's a strange time to be an American, what with the crippled economy, massive debt, nationwide protests, and fast-approaching presidential elections. With all that discord and strife, at least there's one bright spot on the horizon - Bristol Palin can now legally buy booze and hang out in bars. Oh, the headlines we'll see!

Bristol turns 21 today, and though she may be a living embodiment of everything that's wrong with this country, we'll wish anyone a happy 21st. It's pretty much the only birthday that actually means anything, and if anyone deserves to get sh!tfaced and forget about their problems for a while, it's Bristol. Hell, the poor girl has Sarah friggin' Palin for a mother.

So drink up, Bristol. Just stay don't go crawling into any tents with any drunken rednecks. Or, if you do, at least bring a condom.

(Photo: ABC)

Bristol Palin wants to clarify that she is, in fact, not a homophobe. The daughter of the best vice presidential candidate in the history of forever rode a mechanical bull a few days ago and got into a verbal tussle with a bystander. He called her mother the devil, she told him she could “just tell” he was gay. Making sexuality an issue--fun times. 

But according to her rep, Bristol doesn’t actually hate gay people. She was just defending her family’s honor.

“Bristol responded to the unprovoked verbal assault by calmly standing her ground and defending her family... Accusing her of homophobia is completely unfounded...”

God, can’t she just apologize and be done with it? It’s obvious that Bristol was slinging around being gay--or ‘seeming’ gay--as a kind of insult. Even though the heckler aggravated the situation, it might help if Bristol acknowledges that she said some things she shouldn’t have. Then we could just forget about her until she gets knocked up again or says more stupid things.

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