If Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston plan on throwing a big wedding, it will be interesting to see who shows up and what happens, because it doesn't seem like either of their families are happy about the situation.

One person who can't seem to make up her mind whether she's p*ssed about the engagement or wants to attend the wedding is Levi's sister Mercede Johnston. In a blog post titled "Who needs coffee when you wake up to news this shocking?" on her website Mercede talks about how upset her mother Sherry Johnston was when she read the article, and she hopes the newly engaged couple rethink their decision to get married so soon.

"I looked up to see that my mom was very upset, with tears running down her face, yet still trying to console my other family members who were texting her and sending messages via Facebook saying they were very upset that they had to find out about this engagement from the media and not from Levi himself."

"I sure hope this is a sincere decision that you have thought through carefully Levi, and that it will bring you happiness"

"I do wish you guys would take a little more time with this decision, and I certainly do not understand why you are rushing things. Unless of course there is some reason for the hurry."

They knew everyone would throw tantrums about their engagement and try to  break them up or make 'em slow down, which is why they chose to keep it a secret until they got a big paycheck from Us Weekly for the story. Mercede's spittin' mad because she's one of the last to know. Get over it!

Yep, you read the headline right and I about crapped my pants too when I saw that Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are engaged! The couple tells Us Weekly that they reconnected three months ago when they were working out a custody plan for their 18-month old son Tripp. Levi says it all started on a walk with Tripp and Bristol.

"I really thought we were over. So when I went, I had no hope. I think we both just started talking — and then we took Tripp for a walk."

Says Bristol, "When he left that night, we didn’t hug or kiss, but I was thinking how different it was. He texted me: 'I miss you. I love you. I want to be with you again' ... I was in shock."

I can't think of a better man for Bristol to marry than the one who has bashed her mother Sarah Palin in the media for the past year. So how does Bristol think her momma will handle the news?

"It is intimidating and scary just to think about what her reaction is going to be. Hopefully she will jump on board."

Levi Johnston probably thought it would be cheaper to marry Bristol rather than pay $1,750 a month in child support for his son. I'm completely shocked that Bristol would take him back after all the hurtful things he has said about he Palin family. Maybe it was Levi's spread in Playgirl that melted Bristol's heart. These two won't make it down the aisle unless they secretly elope in the next few weeks.

I'm assuming Bristol made Levi publicly apologize to Sarah for the lies he has spewed out of his mouth for the past year, before she would let him put a ring on it. I bet Sarah is so shocked by this news that she's having a hard time putting her Bump It in her hair.

It may have something to do with Bristol Palin demanding serious child support money from Levi Johnston for their son Tripp, but it sounds like he's spending more quality time with his baby boy and momma Bristol.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Levi Johnston said baby Tripp "looks more like me. Everyone I've talked to says he looks more like me." Maybe my glasses are fogged up, but I think Tripp looks just like Bristol in chunky bald baby form.

Levi said he's also communicating with Bristol to keep things civil between them for the sake of Tripp. "She tells me if something's new, but, you know, it is as far as we get. We just got to be good parents and work with each other. We keep conversation to Tripp and that's about it."

He's hot but he's also an attention whore, who will get naked for money, so I don't know if he's the good guy he makes himself out to be. I'm sure Bristol wasn't thrilled with Levi doing an interview with ET about Tripp, but that paycheck he got for the interview will help him make his child support payment.

This is just too much for a well-versed in hypocrisy and biblical principles Christian woman like myself to take in. Pass me a tall glass of holy water, please!

Growing up in a religious household teaches you that every religious person vows to abstain until marriage. However, things change when the Jesus freaks enter their first romantic relationship and they find themselves in the interesting predicament of actually having someone to have sex with. Those who do wait until their honeymoon for awkward sex get married at 18 or 19, about the same time Bristol Palin got herself knocked up! She's a little off schedule with this whole abstinence-until-marriage thing, but she claims to be a born again virgin.

On last Friday's Oprah show, Bristol told the talk show giant that she won't have sex again until she's a Mrs. “I just think it’s a goal to have and other women should have that goal.”

Bristol has learned a lot recently. For example, being a teenager mother is, like, time consuming. “I have this big, supportive family and stuff, but I just felt so alone. I have a kid in my life and it’s my full-time job now.” She's also seeking almost $2k/ month in child support from Levi Johnston.

So basically, Bristol's just vowing to take birth control, take the morning after pill, date men that don't pull a Tiger Woods, or have an abortion. The pressure is on now, b*tch! And stop sending mixed messages. Bristol regrets having sex before marriage, she's glad she had her baby, she won't have sex again until marriage... She's following the script, but she should go for consistency at some point.

Don't be shocked if you see Levi Johnston doing numerous interviews and magazine pictorials in the next few months. He's gotta do something to try and make decent money to pay for his son Tripp's child support.

Bristol Palin's lawyer filed court documents yesterday demanding $1,750 per month in child support from Levi. Reports on TMZ state that Levi has only paid $4,400 in support for his kid and Bristol is mad as hell. Bristol believes Levi has made "in excess of $105,000 in 2009 through various media interviews and modeling related activities." According to Alaska law, a non-custodial parent must pay 20% of their income up to $105,000 a year, which is why she's asking for $1,750.

He may be able to fork it over to Bristol and Tripp this year, but he's already losing his lime light luster and will end up working in a steel factory by 2011. Nobody really cares about Levi, we just wanted to see his penis. It's time for Levi to find a job in the porn business.

Levi Johnston will be seeking joint custody at the end of this month because the Palin family is daddy blocking him from seeing his son Tripp.

Tripp is 10 months old now and Levi wants to be present in his child's life. Sarah Palin allegedly forced Bristol Palin to dump Levi and its been difficult for him to visit his son for a while now. He says that he's had it. Levi tells The Insider,

"It's not working. I'm done. It's going to have to go to court. They just finally pushed me over the edge."

Levi has also said that the reason he's put Sarah on blast is because she's keeping him away from his son. Tripp needs his dad and at least Levi has an interest in raising his son.  It's time for the Palin camp to man up and start behaving like grown ups.

Kathy Griffin's former date and self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" baby daddy, Levi Johnston is going nude. It wasn't too long ago that Levi said that he will get butt nekkid for the right price.

Levi Johnston will be featured nude in Playgirl magazine and he has been working with a personal trainer to get hot. The deal is in place, but Levi's unsure of whether to bare his bare a*s or reveal his baby making penis. Decisions! Decisions!

Is this dude for serious? You show your a*s, idiot, unless your dick is so massive that you want bragging rights, in which case, you rock out with your cock out. Sorry, all. I'm always in a cheesy mood.

I think Levi's cute. I love his baby face and I love that he continues to find new ways to piss off Sarah Palin.

I fully support this! That has everything nothing to do with Levi Johnston being hot, I just think it's janked up that Bristol Palin dumped him so that her dad would get her a car. He attended the GOP Convention, more than likely against his will, and had to endure listening to Sarah Palin's whiny voice for years. The man has paid his dues!

Levi Johnston is now officially an aspiring actor and model!

According to his new manager Tank Jones, he is getting closer to a clinching a deal that will help him support the baby son he fathered with his former girlfriend, Bristol Palin.

"There's offers on the table for a little bit of everything – sitcom appearances, a reality show, some modeling. We haven't signed anything, but there's offers." Jones declined to give specific details.

"[But] it's not like he can go and get a normal job now. Because of all the publicity. The whole interviewing thing, and red carpet and paparazzi – he still hasn't gotten comfortable with it, but what else does he have? Can he go work at McDonald's? ... He wants to take care of his son financially."

Levi is hot and he has potential to make some thick dolla. He's not going to be A-list, but he shouldn't pass up these opportunities and I'm glad that he isn't. Levi's manager is right, he can't have any "normal job now." And thanks to Sarah Palin, whom I can't stand so much I didn't even blog about her feud with David Letterman, the Palins will always be in the spotlight which means Levi will always be in the spotlight.

Milk it, hottie!

Bristol Palin has dodged a major bullet by ending her relationship with baby daddy Levi "fucking redneck" Johnston. Pressured into pretending that they were always gonna get married and Bristol's accidental pregnancy had nothing to do with it, they've decided to end their charade.

Johnston, 19, said the couple decided "a while ago" to split. He did not offer more details.

Palin -- the 18-year-old daughter of Alaska governor (and former vice presidential nominee) Sarah Palin -- and Johnston welcomed their son, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, on Dec. 27.

The couple had planned to wed this summer.

Last month Bristol called teen abstinence is "not realistic at all." and hoped that people will learn from her story.

"We both love each other," Johnston said earlier. "We both want to marry each other. And that's what we are going to do. We were planning on getting married a long time ago with or without the kid."

Well, I actually think Bristol's predicament gives young teens a realistic example of what happens when you have unprotected sex and get engaged just because a child is involved. I wish her, her ex and her entire family all the best.

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I made some screen shots of Bristol's baby Tripp for you. What a cutie! And here's a short video clip of Bristol's interview.

Eighteen year-old Sarah Palin had an interview on FOX News last night where she discussed teen pregnancy and life as a teenage mother.

"I hope people learn from my story … It's so much easier if you're married, have a house and career. It's not a situation you want to strive for."

 

Palin, 18, also said  that her mother's view of abstinence, especially in regard to teenagers, is "not realistic at all."

Recounting how she first informed her parents, Bristol said that getting the words out of her mouth was "harder than labor."

I think teen abstinence is unrealistic, generally speaking, but it should be taught in addition to thorough sex education with a focus on birth control methods. Teen abstinence all depends on the teens in question. Some teens don't date and don't have any prospects while in junior high and high school so, for the most part, those kids are safe. But if your kids have a lot of friends of the opposite sex and spend time out on dates, than yeah, they're probably having sex on your bed and using your sex toys!

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