Megan Fox is the woman that I dislike for a few simple reasons: She says ridiculous things to get attention, she tries too hard to be sexy, she dissed Scarlett Johansson, her boyfriend is a loser, and two of my boyfriends have had crushes on her. The woman is pure evil!

But I'm beginning to like Ms. Fox because she manipulates the media brilliantly and she has a lot of fun while doing so. Megan said,

"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane.

I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it wont crash if I've got Britney on."

Btw, Megan is allegedly 23 years old now. Her movie Jennifer's Body bombed at the box office this weekend, ranking at #5 and pulling in only $6.8 million. As far as Megan's quote goes, it's gold. I don't even need to touch it.

Britney Spears sang "You Oughta Know" at her Greensboro, North Carolina, concert on Saturday.

Britney is not known for singing live, she usually lip synchs throughout her entire shows, therefore many bloggers busted a nut over this. Although I'm Team Britney, I'm not going to say that she sounded "really good." She's a SINGER, she's supposed TO SING. And that's what she did!

Most blogs posted a grainy, poorly filmed video but this shiz is high definition, baby. You only see Brit's backside for the first verse but after that it gets much better.

Britney Spears and Russell Brand filmed this promo for the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Their ads from last year weren't much better, so I guess mediocrity is the theme.

Russell bombed when he hosted the show last year, so why did MTV bring him back? Does any of its staff just wanna find out what Russell uses on his shiny hair, cause I know I do!

Britney Spears was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to do the 'Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President' list. Britney did the list sitting on a desk wearing a bikini and a red flower in her hair.

Did I say a flower in her 'hair'? That's definitely not hair. That's a whacked out weave made by a one armed blind dude in a village in Thailand. Next time they should do a top ten list for how Britney could better her hair style.

The only thing that could have made the list humorous is if she had squeezed out a juicy fart while sitting there. I bet the guy who cleaned the glass on that desk after Britney was done gave it a quick sniff before hitting it with Windex. Ewww.

Britney Spears was photographed at a public pool in Marina Del Rey, California, over the weekend. Marina Del Rey is on the outskirts of L.A. It's near Venice, LAX, and nowhere near Sunset Blvd., Hollywood Blvd., Santa Monica or any other spot where the paparazzi breed and thrive.

Britney Spears' sons are too cute for their own good. They're gonna be such pimps! Look at how Brit dresses 'em up in stunna shades and pimp caps. Every time I see pics of Ms. Spears and her boo boos, my ice cold heart melts a little. She seems to love being a mother and motherhood looks good on her.

Britney Spears has gone back to platinum blonde and boy does it look hideous! The girl needs to hire a new hair stylist because the one she has doesn't know good extensions from Barbie Doll hair. It's like her hair dude scalped 200 Barbie Dolls to give Brit this trashtastic look.

Maybe it's time to shave the head and start all over cause these locks are jacked up! Why isn't she comfortable in her own hair? We can't all be born with gorgeous hair like Denise Richards so just work with what you've got! Her boobies are even drooping in sadness over her new extensions. 

Britney Spears might not have to feel like she's living behind bars anymore, and may get control of her own life again! Woo Hoo!

TMZ reports that Brit's father, Jamie Spears, is going to ask the judge to review the terms of the conservator-ship so it can possibly be undone when her tour ends in November.

We're told Jamie thinks Britney is ready to roll on her own. He has made her life his full time job since February, 2008.

Fact is ... if it weren't for the tour, given Britney's progress, the judge might already have made the decision to undo the conservatorship. The various vendors were promised under their contracts that the conservatorship would stay in tact throughout the tour.

Although it's exciting, I don't see us getting crazy Britney back, which made her waaaaaaay more interesting! I'm glad she's normal but I still miss her bald headed antics.

Check out these new pics of Britney Spears for Candie's fall campaign!

I can't decide if these pics are hot or not. Britney Spears has been turning back into a sexy b*tch over the last few months, but that blonde 'do is total overkill! The 1970's print shirt with the vest paired with the platinum hair, is a bit too trailer park for me.

Whenever Britney Spears dyes her hair, it's headline news. Gasp! Brit Brit is dark again, y'all! I don't really like dark hair on Britney Spears cause 1) I feel that it ages her a bit and 2) She was really bat sh*t the last time she had a dark weave.

Britney Spears and her agent "boyfriend" Jason Trawick went shopping together over the weekend and I have yet to co-sign on this f*ckship. I still think it's a publicity stunt. Britney likes her boys rough, rugged, fluent Ebonics speakers and occasionally unemployed baby daddies. This guy is too old and accomplished and square and employed for her.

And check out how Jason walks in front of Britney! Body Analysis experts, aka me, say that this couple is doomed. Hopefully Brit Brit will find long lasting happiness someday.

Britney Spears has added a new opening act. Ciara and Kristinia DeBarge will join Ms. Spears on the North American second leg of Britney Spears' Circus Tour.

Kristinia said,

"Joining Britney Spears for her Circus tour will be an amazing and surreal experience for me. I have been dreaming of an opportunity like this forever, and can't wait."

Ms DeBarge is the daughter of 80's pop star James DeBarge. Her current single "Goodbye" is available on iTunes.

Britney's tour kicks off August 20 in Hamilton, Ontario.

Kristina DeBarge's MySpace - She sucks!