Our dear Brit Brit went partying in Hollywood Monday night when her boobs kept falling outta her dress. So she went to the potty room and turned her dress over so she could keep her nips covered. She may never be a MILF but at least she looks happy.

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This is probably the closest pic I've seen of him yet and it's still not a very good one! Why the hell is she hiding the little guy? Is she expecting millions of dollars from People magazine for exclusive shots or something? Poor little Sean Preston looks like his swim trunks were painted on!

The National Enquirer is reporting that Britney has a little thing going with her drug counselor John Sundahl. He's coming out and saying it's complete bull poo. Here's what the Enquirer said and John's response.

"Britney and John ended up making out beside the pool - and Britney acted like she didn't care who saw her. John's smitten with Britney. I've never seen him act so ridiculous with a girl. He's so in love with her that he's risking his career just to keep her happy.

"However, while Sundahl admits he often helps recovering addicts at his home, he insists his relationship with the Toxic hitmaker is strictly professional. He says, "I am not having a relationship with Britney Spears."

I don't know what to think on this one. In my eyes Brit's still a french fry short of a happy meal and could come on to even her drug counselor in desperation. I know that may sound far fetched but look at who she married and got knocked up by?

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Britney Spears was said to have thrown a knife at a stage manager's head at the House of Blues. The jean skirt and fur shrug-wearing lipsynch queen was outraged that the guy didn't get the lights she ordered for her show - so she chucked a knife at his face (it was a butter knife).

A House of Blues executive is said to have walked in right afterwards and yelled at Britney, saying "You're not a big enough star that I can't cancel you right now!… You apologize immediate or I'll make sure you never appear at any House of Blues again… or anywhere Else!"

Britney is said to have gotten teary-eyed and to have apologized to the poor man she could have blinded.

Hmmm... this lil unknown security guard thought he could prevent Britney Spears from performing "anywhere" else again? I would have thrown a butter knife at his ass too, he sounds like a jerk. I'm not surprised by Brit Brit's behavior. Keep it country, gurl.

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Britney at the beach in Mexico.

Britney lost her baby weight and she's still trying to let everyone know. Too bad we're over it. Even while at the beach, she has to have a headband on to keep that wig-weave in place! Ya gotta love Brit Brit.

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What'cha think? Would this be worth spending ANY money to watch? I don't know if I'd watch it even if it was free!?!

Britney Spears got so drunk she puked AGAIN! Shocker.

The Toxic star had to be carried out of the men's toilets of an exclusive LA hotel bar on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably. The troubled pop princess, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year, was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick. It's not unusual to see Britney out on the town these days, but never in this kind of sorry state.

The singer disappeared to the bathroom just an hour after arriving at the Mondrian Hotel's swanky Sky Bar with five friends. And it wasn't long before hotel security got a call saying she needed urgent help.

My source said: "Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up. There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth."

Isn't this like the most interesting story ever? I can't knock Britney for drinking til she puked considering that I did the same thing Saturday night/Sunday morning. Snooze.

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Dear Fans,

I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.

It's so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It's like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth.

I don't know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn't be here.

Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.

I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn't know who to go to.

I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.

This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons[sic] intentions or what another person wants.

I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person...it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time.

I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.

I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter...to maybe allow people to look at me differently.

It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a "bitch."

I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me.

I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time.

I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.

I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.

I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want...and that is to be happy.

It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.

Love, Britney

Quote of the month...
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You're not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.

Quite a few people blogged this earlier today, but I didn't post Britney's message yet because I was blogging at work. Snarky couldn't post today but she'll be back on Thursday. :)

I wanted to read this in its entirety first. However, I expected nothing but nonsense from Britney. But I must say I'm impressed. I think Britney's entire message is really good! Not only does she express her feelings and her emotions adequately and articulately enough, but I think a lot of people can relate to a lot of what she's saying.

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