Guess she couldn't wait to take him to a bathroom. Classy. I love that Brit's people were covering up her window. You know the paps would love to get some shots of Sean's ween even tho he's an infant.

Britney Spears out and about yesterday.

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Britney Spears is really feelin' her rehab lover singer Howie Day but KFed doesn't approve. Although Howie has a career and doesn't run around town impregnating, Federsperm has called Howie "trash." Ya gotta love it.

A source said, "He lit up a cigarette and said he guessed you have to head to the dump to find trash, referring to how Britney and Howie met while in rehab."

Britney's friends are also telling her Howie's bad news.

A source said, "People have told Britney point-blank this guy has a permanent barstool in the 'Loser Lounge'.

"I was with her when one of her most trusted girlfriends told her, 'You cannot let this guy into your life - after he gets a little publicity he will be gone.' But when people say stuff like that, it's music to Britney's ears. She likes the drama."

Funny how Brit's friends think the ho has options. Howie's good for her, they can relapse together.

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Jackson Blue has done it again! I've been on many sites today and this is the only video of Britney's performance. Enjoy.

Britney Spears makes a dash offstage after a surprise performance at the San Diego House of Blues Tuesday night.

Spears, who hasn't performed in nearly three years, lip-synched and danced through a 14-minute set (which included her hits "...Baby One More Time" and "Toxic").

Britney's setlist:

Baby One More Time

I'm a Slave 4 U

Breathe on Me

Do Somethin'

Toxic

Britney's boyfriend Howie Day came out onstage for "Breathe On Me" and her backup dancers did some sexy dance around him.

Brit lip-syced her entire set and she didn't say a word to the crowd! She'll also be performing in Anaheim tonight, Hollywood tomorrow and Vegas on Sunday.

I'm glad Britney's performing again! Maybe she'll stop ripping off her fans and actually sing a song... but maybe that would be worse?!

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You know, I could knock this bitch for dressing like shit and parading around town with holes in her tights, but I won't, cough.

It's obvious that Britney is horribly cheap. I won't even say she's trailer trash. I'll just type it instead. But more importantly, because Brit Brit's so cheap, I don't worry about her spending out all her thick dolla.

She recycles her outfits, purchases wigs at thrift stores, and she's gonna still have her millions for years to come.

I still have yet to see a picture with Britney Spears holding one of her babies. I don't mind, it's for the best. Last time she held Sean Preston, she almost dropped him and busted his skull open on the pavement.

There's something really pathetic about Brit thinking she has to flaunt her new bod around EVERYWHERE! But I would do the same damn thing. Brit gives me gymspiration and there's no harm in that. Kelly Clarkson needs to follow her lead.

We shouldn't be mad at Britney Spears because she didn't wear underwear. That's her choice. She wasn't hurting anybody. That was her. She decided not to wear underwear. Maybe she wanted a little breeze. That's her decision. But we should be mad at the guy who posted it on the Internet. What an [expletive], what a [expletive] [expletive]. That's a really mean, nasty, malicious, terrible thing to do to somebody.

Joss honey, I disagree. Britney's a high profile celeb with the photogs. She knew her rotten naughty spot would end up all over the place. She was flashing that thing like it's a blue-light special at K-mart. 

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WOW! Britney Spears has a tight little bod now! The rehab and all the dancing she's been doing lately are really paying off. I'm still not ruling out the Lipo rumors. Check out the little bit of head stubble peaking out underneath her hat too.

Why can't trashy Spears afford some of Ken Paves locks? That wig just looks like something is living in there. Don't get me started on those damn boots. I just can't handle them anymore!

Why else would she dress like this?! I'm not one to argue, I will oblige. Britney Spears is a cheap, 99 cent store shopping, trailer trash redneck hick.

I don't know what animal she skinned back out in da yard to make that there jacket, but I'm guessing she ate the remains before she headed out to the sto.

Brit do be tryin' tho. Just look at dem ridiculous blue contacts and dat thick wig in her hat-weave combo.

Do that girl got a bra on too? I don't be seein' me one. The way she been lookin' round this here town make me missin' dem days when she was hangin' wit dat rich folk ho, Parisite Hilton, at least that skank be dressed better than this.

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