A conservatorship is the legal system's way of saying you're incapable of running your own life, and that even though you're an adult with kids of your own, someone else - usually a parent - should be in charge of your money and all of your major decisions. Britney Spears has been under her father's conservatorship since 2008 and the world has been a safer place because of it.

Now, even though Brit spent the weekend covering her neck in weird butterfly hickeys, a judge is considering ending the conservatorship in three months.

The judge met with Britney for a half hour last week to determine if b!tch is insane, retarded, or just suffering from a rare condition known as BSS (Britney Spears Syndrome). If the judge decides Brit's a sane adult, she could be back in charge of her own life within months.

Ummm...the meeting took half an hour? I would've thought that the judge would take one look at Brit's neck and be like, "Meeting's over! This chick shouldn't be allowed to use a fork, much less be put in charge of two kids and millions of dollars."

In fairness, Britney's been acting relatively normal (for Britney) for the last few months, but to me that's just proof that the conservatorship is working. I say keep under daddy's care until Jamie-Lynn or Sean Preston are old enough to take over.

Britney Spears, 28, was spotted with some butterfly tattoos on her neck yesterday. Britney and her agent turned Papa Spears approved boyfriend, Jason Trawick, were photographed as the couple walked out of a Toys R Us.

Britney, who already has tattoos on her ankle, lower back, and two at her, is sporting three butterflies cascading down her neck. Brit's hair is pulled back away from her face to show off the new art.

Although I'm not a fan of tattoos on chicks, especially somewhere so visible, I would actually say that Brit Brit's tattoos are cute, but I feel like she got inked impulsively, or to act out against Papa spears who is still her conservator. It's like, 'Why are you inking up yo neck all of a sudden if something's not right upstairs?!'

Britney's former nanny is also suing her for like $21k for unpaid wages from 2007.

Rihanna is addicted to tattoos, but surprisingly hers look more classy. Britney's new art makes me think that she's suffering from Peter Pan syndrome. She'll be 30 before she knows it and now she looks like a damn coloring book.

When she has someone keeping that weave in check and making it look purdy for TV, Britney Spears is smoking hot! The show titled 'Britney/Brittany' in which the Glee club wanted to perform a number by Britney at the fall homecoming assembly, focused on the kids having little Britney fantasies while under anesthesia for dental work. The fantasies begin and they performed Britney hits such as 'Stronger', 'Toxic', and 'Baby One More Time'.

It's just a shame there wasn't more of her in the episode. For as much hype that was built up about her appearance on the show, her stint was far too short. She wasn't on screen for an entire minute! That's some serious cock tease crap. You can check out Britney's amazing acting skills on Glee, after the jump! I'm kidding about the amazing part.

Opportunist and former Britney Spears bodyguard, Fernando Flores spoke to some British chick who works for TMZ about his new lawsuit against the pop icon.

Fernando claims that Britney asked him for a belt so that she could whip her sons, would walk around her house naked, fed her kids crabmeat even though they were allergic to it, and made f*ck while her kiddos were in the room.

I honestly think that Britney would do everything Fernando said she did, except ignore her kids' allergies. First of all, Britney is from the souf! People spank their kids there and I personally see nothing wrong with a lil spanking, as long as it's not done excessively, or in anger or leaves bruises. Second, we know Britney walks around her house naked. Keywords: her house. Fernando didn't have to be there if he didn't wanna watch the crabs fall from her dusty vadge everyday as she bent over to pick up a Cheetoh.

I also think Brit would bone with her kids in the room. With Papa Spears all up in her business, she had to sneak in some dick wherever she could. But the ignoring her kids allergies portion of the lawsuit? I draw the line there and that allegation makes me think that Fernando is a fraud.

He told TMZ, "I'm standing up for what I think is right. I pray for her little boys everyday. I pray for Britney as well. Hopefully everything works out."

I don't think this dork knows what he's getting into. Britney has some psycho fans. Fernando better have proof to back up these claims, but I still think he has it coming.

Britney Spears has released a statement on her website denying the child abuse allegations which her ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores says he witnessed. Britney says an investigation by the Department of Children and Family Services found no merit to Fernando's claims.

"This lawsuit is another unfortunate situation where someone is trying to take advantage of the Spears family and make a name for himself. The Department of Children and Family Services conducted a proper investigation surrounding Mr. Flores' accusations and have closed the case without any further action. Ms. Spears and her attorneys have every expectation that this matter will be dismissed by the courts."

Daddy dude Kevin Federline has also spoken out about the lawsuit and his lawyer said Kevin is "satisfied that the allegations are a product of economic motives. They are as baseless as they seem."

Fernando has no intentions of settling with Britney behind closed doors, and plans on dragging this case through the courts. Britney's statement doesn't mention anything about Flores' allegations that she walks around naked, which made him feel uncomfortable enough to quit his job. Of course it leads me to believe she is walking around the mansion with her snatch hanging out, and a cold Frap in hand. Maybe this lawsuit will teach Britney to wear clothes around her staff?!?

Back in June we reported a story about Fernando Flores who worked as one of Britney's bodyguards for a short period of time, and claimed he quit the job because she was always giving him the 'come on' and would constantly parade around the house naked and yell at staff. Well he's not letting this shiz go and TMZ has obtained the lawsuit Flores has filed claiming sexual harassment, and also says Britney abused her kids.

Fernando believes Britney Spears made "repeated unwanted sexual advances" toward him and on one account she allegedly showed his vag to him.

"She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress.  She walked over close by [Fernando Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores]."  The lawsuit goes on, "The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust."

The lawsuit also says Britney engaged in "numerous sex acts in front of Flores" and on one occasion she was "loudly having sexual relations" in a hotel room where her kids were present.

You can read more details of Britney's Mommy Dearest antics in the lawsuit after the jump.

Britney Spears will appear on the Sept 28 episode of Glee and Glee creator Ryan Murphy and Glee stars Lea Michele and Kevin McHale loved her! Lea said: "She was so professional. She is very, very sweet, and she was very well prepared. She looked incredible. She's so tiny!"

Michele says Spears, 28, was "great to work with. It was one of those things where you go to work and you're like, 'I can't believe we're doing this!' 

Glee creator Ryan Murphy said that Britney played some songs from her upcoming album, "which is really amazing. It's sort of a return to the sort of Britney dance stuff. There are some great, great singles on that album. I was really happy for her. I feel like she is coming back in a big way."

And Kevin McHale, who plays the kid in the wheelchair, says, "She was super nice and willing to try whatever Ryan wanted her to do. I can't say what she did, but I can't wait for people to see it. I think it's going to be great."

Britney has been in the business for decades and the only thing I ever hear anyone say about her is that she's "so sweet." That's from what I've heard and read in the media and what people who've met her and hung out with her have told me. Yet another reason why I'm on Team Britney. Do I sound like a fan?

Although it seems as though Britney Spears is taking forever to drop a new album, she has taken time out to promote her newest fragrance, "Radiance." Britney looks great in this commercial cause she was forced to take a shower and the glam squad removed the bird's nest from her scalp. She looks good and I can't wait to find out what this smells like. I really like Britney's very first fragrance, "Curious." A lot of celebrity fragrances smell like sh*t but I think Britney does a pretty good job.

I am so happy to see that Ms. Britney is getting it in with her agent turned boyfriend Jason Trawick. I've always had my reservations about this couple because Jason looks too clean, like he showers, doesn't have baby mamas, and doesn't speak Ebonics.

I just couldn't fathom dating someone because his penis is daddy approved, but Britney Spears and Jason had some PDA going on, which makes me feel a little better about this arranged f*ckship.

The mother of two sported a teeny bikini and had no problem showing affection for Trawick. At one point, she wrapped her arms and legs around his chiseled chest.

After cooling off in the ocean, the two took to the beach hand-in-hand to soak up some hot Hawaiian sunshine.

Britney has been busting her a*s since she was a young child. I want her to drop a new album already, but I think this just may be her longest break from the business since she was like four. Good for her!

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What in the world is going on with Britney Spears' weave? Her hair is taking on a life of its own and somebody needs to tame it because it's starting to look like a sheep dog. If she lets it go long enough, it will learn how to roll over and play dead.

She's never alone and always has a bodyguard and assistant on hand, so why don't they let her in on the little secret that her wretched bald scalp is showing? If you're a true friend, you let them know when they've got something going on like a booger hanging out of their nose or in Britney's case, a new species of animal growing on top of her head.

Hopefully someone will clue her in on these photos of her shopping trip in Sherman Oaks, Ca. yesterday, and she'll get her @ss to the salon. If she's not going to go through the necessary maintenance to keep her weave looking good, she needs to get rid of it.