Britney Spears is back to getting her sex on with Jason Trawick after they apparently took a break from each other when Jason was rumored to be cheating on Britney. Since Britney and Jason went on a kiss and make up trip to Santa Barbara, California, Now magazine reports she is reportedly ready to do some baby makin' with her man.

‘She's on a mission to be pregnant as soon as possible. Jason's stood by her through so much and she feels this will cement their relationship.'

Britney doesn't need to reproduce for at least another five years, if ever. She has a hard time taking care of herself and doing things such as take a shower and wash her hair, how can she handle taking care of a baby along with two toddlers? Oh yeah, I forgot that's where the nannies and assistants come in to action! There's no need to worry how many babies she pops out if she has Consuela and Maria raising her kids.

Britney Spears graces the cover of the August issue of Cosmopolitan, and she looks photoshopped to hell. Her body and hair look Britastic, but her face looks like it was copied and pasted on to her head, and she's missing part of her neck. At least it took the image of Britney looking psycho with her Starbucks last week off of my mind.

Besides looking like they put a cardboard photo of herself over her face when they took the picture, she also talked about her sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, possibly going into show business when they grow up.

On fame for her kids:
"If my sons told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I'd lock them in their rooms until they turned 30."

On having a sex chat with her kids:
"I'm dreading the moment when my sons ask me how babies are made."

On life as a mom:
"Things are pretty quiet right now. I've been spending a lot of time at home with my boys. They just started karate class, which is super cute!"

What is she going to say when they ask her what's up with her always walking around in public not wearing a bra with her nipples poking out, why she married their trailer trash looking dad, and why she went loco and shaved her head? Those are the questions I want answers to because you know that's going to be an interesting conversation with her kids, and I wanna be a fly on the wall to listen to it.

It looks like somebody forgot to take their bipolar medicine yesterday! Britney Spears was photographed looking like a complete mess yesterday while out in L.A..

Is she about to take over the crazy train again? Maybe the rumors are true about Jason Trawick cheating on her and she's having a hard time dealing with it? She looks like she hasn't showered or washed her hair in days, and her shorts are about three sizes too small. I'm digging her knee high socks because if you're going to look like a homeless Starbucks freak, you better go hard or go home.

Get back on the meds!

Britney Spears' former rent-a-cop Fernando Flores first made headlines when he claimed Britney had sexually harassed him, and he's at it again now alleging Britney has abused her children.

Fernando Flores had told a British tabloid that Britney had abused her boys Sean Preston and Jayden James last March or April. He said Britney asked for his belt and he witnessed her abusing the boys, but he didn't get into specifics about any injuries or if one or both children were targeted.

A source close to the Spears family told Radar Online "Social workers visited Britney's house recently about the alleged abuse allegations. During the visit by officials, there was absolutely no signs of abuse. The boys are happy well adjusted toddlers that love their mama and Britney is fiercely protective of them.

The investigation is pretty much complete and no further action will be required. Flores has been described as "an opportunist seeking his 15 minutes of fame. Flores is a former disgruntled employee that is trying to take advantage of Britney."

This guy is such a douche. These ex-employees who want to drag someone's reputation through the mud with false stories so they can make a few bucks, is nothing more than just a pimple on the @ss of society.

Please tell me this is a dumb rumor and Britney Spears is not trying to get back with her old attention whore paparazzi ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib! He was one of those who came into the picture when Britney was the main conductor of the crazy train, and I'm hoping he doesn't pull her back down that path.

Us Weekly reports that Britney is secretly getting back in contact with Adnan through secret phone calls even though there is a restraining order against Adnan that states he cannot have contact with Brit for three years.

A source says Britney tells Adnan "she's not living the life she wants," which leads me to believe she wants to go back to her old screw loose in the head ways. Another source also says Britney "really wants to get back together with Adnan."

Is she off her meds or something? We were all super excited to see Jamie take control of the conservatorship and get Adnan out of the picture but daddy Spears can't keep the tight leash on Britney forever. As soon as she gets the free and clear to run her own life, she'll probably go running back to Adnan even though he shared private voice mails and intimate details of their romance with the press in 2008.

Speaking of Adnan and Britney, I wonder whatever happened to the sex tape they supposedly had?

Jason Trawick wants to have his cake and eat it too. According to the new issue of Star, Jason has been having a relationship with another woman behind Britney Spears' back! Remember, this is from Star so it's hard telling how much truth there is to this story, but it sounds pretty believable to me.

The other woman Jason has been hooking up with is actress and author Jessica Steindorff. Jessica met Jason in 2007 when she briefly took a job as his personal assistant at the talent agency William Morris. A close friend of Jessica's believes it's time for the truth to come out about Jessica's relationship with Jason, even if it means hurting Britney.

"Jason has been cheating on Britney with Jessica from the beginning of their relationship," a close friend of Jessica's reveals to Star. "He has deceived Britney with his lies for too long, and somebody needs to tell her the truth, even if it hurts."

Their three-year affair cooled down when he started Britney, but it didn't take long for them to start meeting for sexcapades at his Bel Air home or Jessica's Hollywood apartment. Jessica's pal says when Jason's relationship with Britney became public, he tried convincing Jessica it was all a sham.

“He was always telling Jessica that he had broken up with Britney so it was OK that they were sleeping together."

If Jason is really cheating on Brit, I hope she kicks him to the curb. I just worry it may send her into a tail spin, and she'll turn back into the crazy umbrella swingin' Britney!

Click on the thumbnail below to see a photo of Jason Trawick's other lover, Jessica Steindorff!

According to the UK news site The Sun, Britney Spears' ex-bodyguard Fernando Flores allegedly quit working for the still train wrecked pop star after a series of instances where he says she tried flirting with him. A source close to Fernando says Britney was always giving him the "come on, on and he felt if he didn't reciprocate he could lose his job." Fernando handed in his notice last week and is considering filing a multi-million dollar lawsuit against Briney. Give her some type of credit. She is wearing bras a lot more than she used to!

A pal close to Fernando said: "Working for Britney is tough. She's a nightmare to deal with and her emotions are totally out of control. She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff.

"All her guards knew they could be removed if they looked at her the wrong way. Unfortunately for Fernando, she took a liking to him, so he was under more pressure than most. He wanted to be a good security guard and look after her but the situation became unbearable."

I found a story waaaay back in the POTP archives regarding an ex-bodyguard of Britney Spears, who claimed she would walk around naked in front of him and even dry humped his leg without panties on. This shiz has been going on for years and Fernando is the first one to possibly file a sexual harassment lawsuit against her. If he does and this goes to trial, we could be hearing a ton of crazy dirt from other ex-employees about Britney's bizarre behavior.

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are heading for splitsville in a professional way. Jason, who is not only Britney's boyfriend but also her agent, is ending his agent stint with Brit so they're not mixing business with pleasure.

The two "have decided to end their professional relationship and focus on their personal relationship," a Spears rep tells PEOPLE. "Since wrapping her recent world tour, Spears has been busy in the studio working on her next album."

"They are very happy," a source said of the couple. "Things are really good with them."

F*cking the help is only exciting for so long so I guess the excitement of banging a co-worker finally wore off. They've been dodging the engagement rumors for months and now I wonder if they split up so they can move on to getting married and making babies? Like she really needs to go down that road again!

Word on the internet is that Lady Gaga wrote her hit single "Telephone" for Britney Spears. Brit recorded the track but decided to pass on it. Now the MP3 audio has leaked online. You can even purchase it if you're into wasting money.

Britney's version does suck, but I think a good 90% of why it sounds so bad is because we're used to hearing the very polished version of "Telephone," hawt Beyonce bridge included. "Telephone" is actually repetitive and it's a bore; but throw some Sasha Fierce in the mix and Gaga's stronger vocals, and you've got yourself somethin' catchy.

A day without Britney Spears' nipples poking out is like a day without sunshine. We've all seen Britney out and about running errands with a major titty hard-on, and her dad is getting fed up with it!

According to The Sun (consider the source) Jamie Spears is forcing Britney to wear a bra when she leaves the house. He's also pointing the finger at her bodyguards for allowing her to leave the house with her nips on full display.

"Jamie hates the pictures of her with her nipples all over the place, so he has banned her from leaving the house without a bra. One security guard was told he is close to getting fired because he lets her go out without her bra."

Jamie's worried that Britney may end up on the crazy train again and even made her break up with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. "He likes Jason but their relationship was too intense and volatile. He feared it was sending her back to her old ways. He warned her: 'It's Jason or your children'."

Poppa Spears is keeping Brit's nips on lock down and is also telling her who she is allowed to date? That would drive me crazy enough to shave my head and attack a van with an umbrella! Trying to control every tiny aspect of her life has got to be annoying. I feel sorry for Britney and her nipples.