Here's some linkage to some other hot stories that were making the rounds on the 'net. Enjoy, and have a great evening!

Paris Hilton devastated by Casey Johnson's Death

Porn star Francois Sagat does his best Britney Spears imitation

Australian Model Jennifer Hawkins nude and un-photoshopped for charity

Farrah Fawcett's son Redmond O'Neal has been arrested yet again

Who knew Joan Rivers is a terrorist?

Sienna Miller digs out a serious wedgie

Sandra Bullock movies made some loot in 2009

Which B-list reality star swings both ways?

Looks like Britney Spears is stuck with having daddy Jamie Spears up her butt for a while longer, as the judge has ruled to extend his conservatorship. It has to be aggravating to be in your 20's and be treated like you're still 12 years old.

I didn't realize it paid so well to be a high end adult babysitter, either! Papa Spears and co-conservator Andrew Wallet get paid some nice dough to keep their eye on Britney.

Under the ruling, Britney's dad, Jamie Spears, will continue to receive a $16,000-a-month payment for his duties. Andrew Wallet -- the co-conservator -- was also granted a $174,569.10 payment for services rendered between July 2009 and November 2009.

It was a good thing her father stepped in and became the main conservator for Brit when she was the engineer running the crazy train, but I think she could handle being on her own now. It's time for everyone to step back and let Britney try to do her own thang.

As you may know, I've always been on Team Britney while Snarky's been on Team Winehouse. I hate Amy Winehouse. Snarky hates Britney Spears. But at least the poptart mother of two knows how to work it.

Britney brings it in her music video for "3." The director's cut is great compared to the officially released version. I also love that Britney Spears is sexy while remaining thick. She doesn't overdo sexy, either, she's a natural. Work it, Brit Brit!

Britney Spears is here to save us from Tiger-gate. The sexy mother of two graces one of the covers of the January 2010 issue of Elle magazine. Lady Gaga is featured on a second cover.

Britney Spears and her mini-me sons were photographed before they got their buzzcuts. And naturally, the feature is a complimentary, PR-driven fluff piece on the poptart.

The nearly yearlong tour, with its elaborate $50 million extravaganza featuring DSquared2 costumes, was among the highest grossing concert tours in the United States last year, rivaling those of U2 and Bruce Springsteen.

But unlike U2 and Bruce Springsteen, Brit Brit lip synchs and causes mass walkouts. Hmmm.... actually, getting that many people to spend hundreds of dollars to see you shake your hips and move your lips is quite an accomplishment.

When dolled up, Britney is very photogenic. For reasons unknown, in the spread, she's dressed up like cookie monster; but that white dress is stunning.

Britney Spears and her rumored agent turned boyfriend Jason Trawick were spotted holding hands last night in Los Angeles.

Britney Spears actually turns 28 years old today. Happy Birthday, Britney! Maybe the happy couple celebrated at midnight last night? Hmmm.

Britney looks so happy with Jason. He's lost a lot of weight since they first began dating and I'd be smiling too. The man is hot.

Make it work, kids.

I love Courtney Love's album Live Through This, so she will always have a soft spot in my heart; but the attention whore trainwreck is throwing Britney Spears under the bus shortly after she's finally gotten her life back together.

Courtney Love alleges that Papa Spears molested Britney Spears. Courtney, 45, typed:

"britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your forced to sing songs picked for thier sexual content every night, insane right? i have it on First had authority, and fight as hard as she is and does she still didnt pull that card, its a pride thing i can relate to, However they want to play dirty, lets go, Im SO not affraid of the little trolls who hit this when i was f***** up who are called lawyers. lets GO."

Until Courtney learns how to use spellcheck, (she's not a gossip blogger, she should use it), then she doesn't really have any credibility. Hypothetically speaking, if Jamie did molest Britney Spears, that's between Britney and her father. I hope the Spears camp is considering taking legal action against her.

Mother of two and one of the hardest working women in show business, Britney Spears is already working on her seventh studio album. Although Britney just wrapped up her Circus tour in the States and headed overseas to lip synch Down Under, her label has already planned out how to continue to milk her.

"Britney Spears will release the follow-up to 2008’s Circus in late spring 2010, it has been confirmed. According to her record label Jive, the singer is working towards a May release for her seventh studio album.

Songwriter Sean Garrett is already writing songs for her new record. She is also expected to work with Max Martin, who wrote "Baby One More Time," "If U Seek Amy" and "3."

I don't know why I got a little surprised when I first heard about this. Now that I think about it, when you don't write your own songs it's easy to drop a new disc every six months if you want to.

Britney Spears has made millions of dollars from touring the world and lip-syncing, but some fans in Australia have higher standards.

Britney Spears' show has been described as "boring" and "stiff." Britney's tour promoter Paul Dainty said that Britney has never experienced such a large walkout. He said, "Britney is aware of all this and she's extremely upset about it."

He added, "She's a human being. I'm embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting."

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Britney songs, but as far as her vocal ability goes, she's not that far off from being Heidi Montag. If her fans are so ungrateful that she traveled out there to perform for them, she should just cancel. I know I would.

Britney Spears' fans in Australia stormed out of her Perth concert on Saturday in "one, two, three."

The exodus of 100+ angry fans occurred after Britney lip-synched her first few songs.

The Minister of Fair Trade for New South Wales, Virginia Judge, had already said that she wants ticket holders to be aware of the fakery. Once Britney's fans grasped that the Louisianian wasn't Celine Dion, they became disappointed and decided to dip.

Don't they know anything about being a true stan? If you're going to spend hundreds or over a thousand dollars on a ticket, you might as well sit through the show.

Going to a Brit Brit concert and expecting live music is like going to a strip club to pick out a husband.

Who wants to join me in taking Kevin Federline hostage and cutting off his nuts with a plastic knife? Fat boy has done the unthinkable and knocked up his girlfriend, Victoria Prince.

Sources say Victoria suspected she was prego after a trip to Vegas in mid-October and confirmed it after taking a home pregnancy test. Kevin isn't thrilled to be a daddy for the fifth time, and word on the street is that Britney Spears is not a happy camper about the pregnancy either.

"Britney never wanted Kevin to have another child unless it was with her," revealed a source. "She desperately wants to have a baby girl, and she had hoped Kevin would be the dad."

Beggars can't be choosers! If Britney doesn't want him to have children with some other dumb ho who is stupid enough to allow his sperm in her vagina, then she should have had him fixed while they were together. She could have put some of his little swimmers on ice until she was ready to have another. And why does she want to have more kids with him anyway?