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Britney Spears had it rough for a couple years but got her life back on track by releasing a new album and controlling the crazies in her head. She has gotten her body back in sexy shape, is finishing a successful tour, and has also been named Celebrity Mom of the Year!

She wasn't named MOTY by a popular mom mag like Good Housekeeping or Parents magazine, but she did win the title in a poll done in the UK.

She received a mammoth 74 per cent share of the vote in a new poll by U.K. Company Park Christmas Saving to find the best mother in show business. Following in second place is Christina Aguilera, who pulled in 12 per cent of the votes, while mother-of-six Angelina Jolie was in third.

Yay for Brit! It has to feel good knowing your fans think you're doing a good job of taking care of your kids while living such a crazy life. Other celebrities in the top 10 included Jessica Alba, Nicole Richie, Jennifer Garner and Madonna.  Oooh, she beat Madonna... Go on with your bad self, Britney.

Britney Spears is ready to fight Kevin for custody of their two sons. It is rumored that Britney will file legal documents to gain full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, once her Circus tour ends in November.

Britney believes the boys have picked up bad habits such as cursing like a sailor from their fat daddy Kevin who has become a poor role model for the kids.

"Britney feels that leaving Kevin in charge has turned her sons into cursing, ill-mannered little boys who don't behave. Britney wants to be the one who chooses where the boys go to school and where they go to church."

The kids are used to hearing Kevin drop curse bombs and seeing his fat a** hanging out with lazy washed up back-up dancers who either hang out all the time or live at the house. Britney has worked hard to change her life around in the past year, and it's time she gets full custody with the boys.

Britney Spears is gonna have to think of some new aliases now that a couple of her favorites have been written about in a new biography.

Steve Dennis reveals in a new bio called 'Britney: Inside the Dream' some of Britney's fake names she has used while traveling.

Some of Brit's favorite aliases are:

Ms. Alotta Warmheart, "because she had such a warm heart"; Mrs. Diana Prince in honor of Diana, Princess of Wales; Queen of the Fairy Dance, "because she was the dancing fairy"; and Mrs. Abra Cadabra "for no apparent known reason."

Those are the best she could come up with? It's time to get real with her names and start going under aliases like Ms. Hillbilly Weave, Ms. Crazy Bitch Likes Cheesy Grits, or get creative with Ms. Check Out My C-Section Scar While I Show You My Vagina. Hey I'm here to help so if you need any advice Britney, give me a call. :)

Workaholic Britney Spears released a brand new song on the radio today and it's called "3." Anyone else wish this song would disappear from the airwaves in 1, 2, 3?

This sounds like something only Hannah Montana would sing, and even Miley would be embarrassed by the lyrics. Although the lyrics are sexual, the song sounds juvenile, like so many songs we've heard before, and it's over produced. Britney can do SO much better than this.

Megan Fox is the woman that I dislike for a few simple reasons: She says ridiculous things to get attention, she tries too hard to be sexy, she dissed Scarlett Johansson, her boyfriend is a loser, and two of my boyfriends have had crushes on her. The woman is pure evil!

But I'm beginning to like Ms. Fox because she manipulates the media brilliantly and she has a lot of fun while doing so. Megan said,

"I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn't want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane.

I know for a fact it's not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I'm flying because I know it wont crash if I've got Britney on."

Btw, Megan is allegedly 23 years old now. Her movie Jennifer's Body bombed at the box office this weekend, ranking at #5 and pulling in only $6.8 million. As far as Megan's quote goes, it's gold. I don't even need to touch it.

Britney Spears sang "You Oughta Know" at her Greensboro, North Carolina, concert on Saturday.

Britney is not known for singing live, she usually lip synchs throughout her entire shows, therefore many bloggers busted a nut over this. Although I'm Team Britney, I'm not going to say that she sounded "really good." She's a SINGER, she's supposed TO SING. And that's what she did!

Most blogs posted a grainy, poorly filmed video but this shiz is high definition, baby. You only see Brit's backside for the first verse but after that it gets much better.

Britney Spears and Russell Brand filmed this promo for the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Their ads from last year weren't much better, so I guess mediocrity is the theme.

Russell bombed when he hosted the show last year, so why did MTV bring him back? Does any of its staff just wanna find out what Russell uses on his shiny hair, cause I know I do!

Britney Spears was on The Late Show with David Letterman last night to do the 'Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President' list. Britney did the list sitting on a desk wearing a bikini and a red flower in her hair.

Did I say a flower in her 'hair'? That's definitely not hair. That's a whacked out weave made by a one armed blind dude in a village in Thailand. Next time they should do a top ten list for how Britney could better her hair style.

The only thing that could have made the list humorous is if she had squeezed out a juicy fart while sitting there. I bet the guy who cleaned the glass on that desk after Britney was done gave it a quick sniff before hitting it with Windex. Ewww.

Britney Spears was photographed at a public pool in Marina Del Rey, California, over the weekend. Marina Del Rey is on the outskirts of L.A. It's near Venice, LAX, and nowhere near Sunset Blvd., Hollywood Blvd., Santa Monica or any other spot where the paparazzi breed and thrive.

Britney Spears' sons are too cute for their own good. They're gonna be such pimps! Look at how Brit dresses 'em up in stunna shades and pimp caps. Every time I see pics of Ms. Spears and her boo boos, my ice cold heart melts a little. She seems to love being a mother and motherhood looks good on her.

Britney Spears has gone back to platinum blonde and boy does it look hideous! The girl needs to hire a new hair stylist because the one she has doesn't know good extensions from Barbie Doll hair. It's like her hair dude scalped 200 Barbie Dolls to give Brit this trashtastic look.

Maybe it's time to shave the head and start all over cause these locks are jacked up! Why isn't she comfortable in her own hair? We can't all be born with gorgeous hair like Denise Richards so just work with what you've got! Her boobies are even drooping in sadness over her new extensions.