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Jayden was taken to the hospital after suffering “a terrible allergic reaction. He had hives, was itchy and irritable,” according to the source, who says that Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne, spent the night at the hospital with Jayden.
As for what caused the reaction, “They’re just not sure,” said the source.
Just prior to the incident, Britney, Jamie Lynn, Bryan, Lynne and Jamie Spears were enjoying a fun afternoon at the family’s Serenity mansion, the boys’ first trip out of California with their mother since she lost custody.
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I am at a loss for words. I’m in L.A. and I don’t have tickets and I am PISSED.
Here goes the deets,
Britney Spears and ex Justin Timberlake are reuniting.
The two are rumored to perform in L.A.’s Dodger Stadium tonight alongside Madonna on her Sticky & Sweet tour, reports Ryan Seacrest.
“They are going to be onstage performing with Madonna. If Justin and Britney end up on that stage with her … I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything quite like that before.”
I hope to the Gods above that there’s better video of this than some shitty camera phone. I am so excited for everyone who’s gonna be watching this amazing show tonight. Have fun!
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Let’s compare and contrast, shall we?
Here’s the cover of Britney’s last album, Blackout, and here’s Circus (on the right). Whatcha think?
First of all, Britney’s right arm appears to be getting cozy with her snatch in both shots. She looks better blonde, minus the raccoon eyes, hangover and tangled weave, so Circus wins. They’re also tryna make Brit Brit look innocent, adorable, uh, and as young as she did in her glory days. The cover accomplishes that, but they lose points for not fixing her wonk and dying her roots. I’m loving Britney’s Circus outfit. It’s ballerina meets lingerie.
On a sidenote, the people who blog for Britney make me wanna die of alcohol poisoning.
Woohoo!! The moment we’ve been waiting for is here! Of course, Britney’s album Circus doesn’t drop until December 2, but the cover and tracklist are out — and I’m soo excited!
Doesn’t Britney look LOVELY on the cover?! SO CUTE!
Ho, I know you’ve already heard the album before, and probably many times. You are not “soo excited!”
And here are the tracks!
1. Womanizer
2. Circus
3. Out From Under
4. Kill The Lights
5. Shattered Glass
6. If U Seek Amy
7. Unusual You
8. Blur
9. Mmm Papi
10. Mannequin
11. Lace and Leather
12. My Baby
Bonus Track:
13. Radar
So based on the titles, what do you guys think will be the hottest song on Circus? My bets are on “Lace and Leather!”
Traci, Team Britney
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Britney Spears is reportedly celebrating her much hyped comeback with a vow of celibacy. The princess of pop is said to be so fed up with dating that she is pledging purity.
“Britney has always found it difficult not to have a man in her life but right now boyfriends are out of the question. She’s concentrating on her career and getting back to where she once was. She’s aware that it’s the kind of blow that comes with being let down by a partner that has seen her lose it in the past. “
This has got to be true because Brit Brit’s a Spears and dem women is fertile! You know once Britney fucks, she’ll get knocked up. She probably doesn’t even swallow cause she doesn’t know if she can get sperminated that way. I remember when I heard some chick call into Love Line and ask if she could get knocked up by drinking the jizz. I was secretly glad one of my most important questions had finally been answered. Just kidding. It wasn’t one of my most important questions, but it did cum close.
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Dontcha just love this picture of Jamie Spears? Do not eff with this man, he will go Kung Fu ninja on your ass in a heartbeat. I think he coulda scared the sperm outta Jamie Lynn’s baby daddy if the two of them had more one-on-one time.
Britney Spears’s father, Jamie, has been named permanent conservator of his daughter’s affairs, a Los Angeles court ruled on Tuesday. He was also named permanent co-conservator of her estate, along with an attorney, Andrew Wallet.
“I’ve met several times with [Britney] and she requested that I not object to the permanent conservatorship,” the singer’s court-appointed lawyer Samuel Ingham said in open court.
Experts say, however, that the permanent status doesn’t necessarily mean forever. “In many cases, it’s just a formality to avoid having to renew a temporary status over and over again.”
Sources say this is all a temporary move primarily made to ensure Brit Brit increased time with her boo boos and provide support for her music and work goals. Britney can regain control of her life anytime - as long as her doctors feel she can handle her own bidniss.
This situation just makes me hate legal jargon. If “permanent” in this case means “temporary” why can’t they just say tentative instead?
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On Saturday November 22 Britney Spears will host SNL for the third time. Eight years ago, when she was 18, Brit Brit became the youngest person in history to both host and perform on the same episode.
Britney’s a great actress when she does comedy. All hail, y’all!
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