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OH. MY. GAWD. Y'ALL!!!

Remember how reports surfaced that Britney Spears' dancers had to pass drug tests? Well three of Brit Brit's Circus tour dancers have been fired for failing.

"I think (the fired dancers) just didn't expect to actually get tested. And drugs are just not okay so they had to go."

Spears' Circus tour will take in more than 40 dates and conclude in London on June 14th.

If Britney's dancers are going to be fired for failing drug tests, than Britney should be tested too. She could have given them the damn drugs for all anyone knows.

I don't agree with this at all. They train, they work hard, they're talented and they're performing dance routines like they've been doing for years. If their drugs don't affect their performance and they pose no risk to anyone, they should retain their jobs.

Why not just drug test all attendees at Spears' shows too! Papa Spears is crazy. You give a redneck a little power and he takes things to a whole other level. Brit needs to get custody of her kids and fire his ass from this conservatorship business. He's a total authoritarian, assholarian father! And she's a 27-year-old mother of two. She is grown.

Not so fast, y'all! As many gossip blogger Britney fans are claiming that she was amazing and all that shiz, objective reviewers, who actually attended her kickoff show, are saying not so much.

The LA Times says,

"Her singing was dominated by a backing track. Her moves were nothing special, defined by much strutting and stripper-like shimmying, with the minimum amount of acrobatics to prove her mettle as a dance-pop queen."

MTV says,

"At times, Britney herself is almost dwarfed by the spectacle… She brought the circus to her hometown, and it was a huge, sold-out, screaming success. It probably just would've benefited from a little more Britney Spears, that's all."

While People magazine gives a scathing, detailed review. Excerpts:

A visibly nervous Spears, performing in front of enthusiastic fans near her Kentwood, La., hometown, never really hit her old stride.

Throughout the show's four sections, there was a lot more strutting than real choreographic feats from Spears. And there was a decided lack of joy in her performance, which felt labored at times.

It didn't help that she hardly engaged the audience, not addressing them at all until after her lone encore, "Womanizer," performed in sexed-up cop uniforms. Given that Spears probably doesn't do much live singing either, it left a definite chill in the air.

When she wrapped the concert about 90 minutes after emerging, she seemed more relieved than anything that it was all over.

I already knew that the whole Circus setup for her concert is way over the top for just about anyone. Her concerts come with vibrant visuals, illusions, Cirque du Soleil-inspired aerialists, an army of dancers and more. It will be hard for Britney to not get lost and overshadowed with such a massive spectacle and entourage. I'm sure she'll improve as the tour rolls on, though.

Britney Spears looks great and her costumes are sexy and cute.

Just imagine how many costume changes Brit Brit has to quickly go through night after night?! But she is a veteran! She's been doing this for 11 years now and she's still workin' it out on stage. Britney has had a remarkable comeback; we are truly in awe of her rebound success.

Britney Spears has been busting her ass for months, if not the past year, to get ready for her live comeback. At her Louisiana tour kickoff, she was back to the Britney we loved years ago, an engaging performer with strong stage presence.

Welcome back!

Britney Spears descended from the New Orleans Arena ceiling and back into fans' hearts Tuesday night with a bump-and-grind performance on a Big Top stage.

As the pop star launched her first tour in five years, the 16-song set began with Spears, 27, being lowered from the rafters in a cage and breaking into the single "Circus," followed by "Piece of Me" and Radar" with stripper-pole dancing.

"Oh my god, she looks amazing," said Joshua Matassa, 23, from New Orleans. "And the show's a spectacle �" it really looks like a three-ring circus."

Later, fire shot out of the middle of the stage during "Slave," and the nearly sold-out 19,000-seat arena broke out into an explosion of screams as Spears performed "Toxic" and "Baby One More Time" back-to-back.

If you wanna read about Britney's fans losing their shit during the concert, you can do so here at her website.

I do not have tickets, but my D-cups will get me in, dammit! I am very tempted to write a long rant about all the other bloggers who are bragging about their tickets, but I digress. Enjoy Brit Brit's lil promo video with Candie's.

All hail, y'all!

And now there's even more footage in this longer video posted below. VERY hawt, Britney, Bitch!

All the new sex Daddy Dude has been having with his volleyball playing girlfriend has got his brain cells workin' fo sho and given him an Oprah "A-ha! moment."

Now that he actually has a bitch to impress, the kids just didn't provide enough motivation, Kevin Federline wants to start a bidness, a clothing line for his four kids, six unborn ones, and all the other children out there in the world.

Daddy Dude, who has been living off of Britney Spears' child support payments of $20k/ month claims that clothes for kids are too expensive, so he wants to keep it gangsta and make cheap shit - literally and figuratively, I assume.

Federline, said he was scoping out the styles for inspiration.

"It's a really tough business, I'm trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans. You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone," he went on.

"With this economy, I'm looking to do something much more reasonable."

K-Well Fed is in talks with Gerard Guez about a licensing deal. There's no word yet on the name of his line or a release date. I say he should go with Kiddie Dudes by Daddy Dude.

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Brit Brit's former boyfriend Adnan Ghalib has been charged with thrice felonies for allegedly hitting a dude with his car on February 11.

The L.A. County District Attorney has charged Adnan with assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit and run. Adnan hit the man with his Mercedes in an alley when the dude got all up in Adnan's grill so he could serve him legal papers on behalf of Team Britney.

The man jumped on the hood of Adnan's whip to avoid being pinned against a trash truck. He broke his wrist and suffered cuts and bruises. Prosecutors are asking for bail to be set at $110K. If convicted, Adnan could get seven years in the clink.

Looks like Papa Spears doesn't have to worry about keeping Adnan away from his gravy train. Remember the days when Adnan was barking at the paps, "Do you know who I am? You are a nobody!" and giving interviews to The Insider? Well, we do all know who Adnan is, and so will his future prison lovers that will make him shave those facial pubes before tossing their salad.

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Papa Spears is tryna extend his temporary restraining order against Brit Brit's former manager, Sam Lutfi. Uh, oh! Papa Spears has already extended his conservatorship indefinitely, he's good at this legal shit. Anyway, Sam is saying that Papa needs to calm the gut down because Brit Brit is the one who's trying to contact his ass.

Lutfi 34, claims that it's been Spears reaching out to him, sending him text messages even though court orders forbid her from doing so.

Sam's lawyer says,

"A restraining order to is protect someone against stalkers and people who want to commit violence, and that description doesn't fit my client."

In court documents filed Friday, Lutfi does admit that he's passed messages on to her through her hairdresser and others, including her ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, 36. But Lutfi argues that the messages weren't harmful in any way.

Lutfi allegedly sent a text message to the hairdresser saying, "I've done everything I can to free her from [the conservatorship]. Very close to getting her free now."

"When [Lutfi] was in so-called control, she'd lost everything â€" her kids and career," Jamie said at the hearing. "We just want the man to go away. Just leave us alone."

The hearing will resume Wednesday with more testimony from other witnesses.

Britney is 27, old enough to ruin her life or make her life better. Papa Spears needs to step aside, get in the kitchen, and make his baby some cheese grits!  They should all just eat together and call a truce.

People

It looks campy! I love campy Britney. I'm a little excited to see this now.

When will be rid of this douche? Heat Magazine claims that Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears' ex-lover/paparazzo thinks that he is still dating the pop princess.

"I still love Britney. I'm her boyfriend," Adnan told a pal. "Britney has a beautiful soul. We share something really special. The truth about us will come out eventually, but it's not for me to talk about. I love her."

And we thought Britney was delusional. I'm sure we would have seen pics of Britney with Adnan if this were true. Daddy Spears may have her conservatorship, but she has her car back. If she really loved him, she would have found a way to see him.

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