Yesterday I wanted to laugh and be appalled simultaneously, so I visited Britney Spears' ass-kissing site, BritneySpears.com. According to her PR-centric bloggers, Brit Brit "always" wears a blindfold while she performs Toxic. I love it! And I loved the picture so much that I had to post.
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Britney Spears will have her babies on board! The pop star has finally gotten her way after rumors circulated that she threatened to cancel her upcoming tour if she was not allowed to bring her sons.
"Both Sean Preston and Jayden James will, in fact, be joining Britney throughout the duration of her tour," her official website states.
Spears was planning to cancel her upcoming Circus tour if her ex-husband Kevin Federline's lawyers continued to block an agreement that would allow her to take her sons on the road.
Brit Brit, Daddy Dude and Papa Spears have been privately workin' on a plan to allow Britney's kids to travel with her while she's on tour.
The plan is to have homes in three bases -- New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles. Sean Preston and Jayden James would stay in one of these three bases and mom would commute back and forth while doing concerts in each region.
Britney will pay Kevin in excess of $4,000 a week for each week she's on tour. The way the deal goes... Brit would get K-Fed his own pad in each of the three bases and he wouldn't even have to show up to get the money!
Britney, K-Fed and Jamie worked out the arrangement without the help of any of the lawyers. K-Fed's lawyers became aware of the plan and were furious. Sources tell us K-Fed's lawyers have said they object to the plan but won't specifically say why.
Britney WILL cancel the tour if she can't take her kids... we know that for a fact.
Britney also has close to 50/50 custody and that, too, could be compromised. Daddy Dude's lawyer says that he nor Daddy Dude want to eff with Britney's career and that they're trying to work things out. Gee, I wonder why?
It's completely ridiculous that Kevin will get an additional $4k/ week for each week Britney's on tour!!!! That must sting like hell, but I'm sure it pisses me off more than Brit. She has a hundred million. Anyway, I'm glad that it looks like Britney's boo boos will join her on tour. After watching her documentary, it's evident that she lives for her kids.
According to BritneySpears.Com, Britney Spears' new album was just certified platinum by the RIAA. How exciting? I'm not really shocked though. I think it's well deserved. She's really been putting an effort towards promotion this time. Fingers crossed for double platinum.
Mother of two Britney Spears got her body back, but I'm not that impressed with that. She has all the help in the world to do so and 10 fingers from which she can choose to shove down her throat.
What I think is so impressive is that this ho obviously ain't wearing no granny panties, or any panties for that matter, and she's at an effing dance rehearsal shaking her ass - for a freakin' photographer to put pictures up on her website! Does she want new crotch shots? Did she glue her pants to her pelvic bones? I am so confused.
Anyway, Brit Brit's smoking hawt again!!! And I want some of that pelvic glue shit. It could really come in useful for hanging random items on walls and decorating. How come her pants aren't around her ankles?
I think we were all pretty sure that the days of tag-along K-Fed were dunzo, but apparently we were wrong. The oh-so-reliable National Enquirer says that Kevin Federline will accompany his ex-wife Britney Spears on her 33 city tour.
The Circus starring Britney Spears starts in New Orleans this coming March.
That's not all. The Enquirer also claims that "Kevin is working on a deal for a reality show based on following Britney's Circus tour." I don't believe this for a second. What are they gonna call it? Chaotic Part Deux?
US Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake recently saw each other at a restaurant. They say the run-in was extremely awkward.
Britney Spears ran into ex Justin Timberlake at Yatai Asian Tapas Bar in West Hollywood Monday night. Timberlake was in the middle of a late-night dinner with current girlfriend Jessica Biel when Spears walked through the door with her mom Lynne around 10 p.m.
While "Jessica looked gorgeous," Spears "didn't look the best, but she probably thought no one would see her, as this restaurant isn't usually a hot spot." The witness describes the restaurant as "so small…like the size of a living room," and the situation as "uncomfortable."
"Jessica and Justin looked to be slumping down in their seats to avoid [Spears]. She left 30 minutes later. Shortly afterward, Justin and Jessica got in their car and left."
While I realize slumping down is extremely douchey, it's also completely understandable. The slump is a knee jerk reaction when you see someone that you don't want to see out in public. I have also been known to cover my face with my hand. It's extremely pathetic, but necessary. Being that I am a nasty bitch, I piss a lot of people off. I completely empathize with Justin, but not with Jessica Biel. I have no clue what it's like to live my life as a woman while having a penis and scrotum. Not that I think being a pre-op transsexual is bad by any means.
Britney Spears is making a fresh start. She's moving out of her $7.1 million home in the Los Angeles suburbs to a swanky $9.1 million mansion in Calabasas. For now, she is just renting but here are the details:
The over-the-top House Of Dreams features every conceivable luxury. The custom designed estate features more than 10,000 square feet of living space for Britney to relax. The gardens will give her young sons more than an acre to run around in as they play in the rose garden and swim in the glass mosaic pool. All the interiors are built from the finest limestone, marble, walnut hardwood parquet and plank flooring, imported European stone mosaics and limestone fireplaces.
The master bedroom includes a separate large designer dressing room including garment, shoe and bag storage. And Britney can prepare for her day in a custom bathroom suite with a dry sauna, steam shower and bath that extends onto a balcony spanning across the rear elevation of the estate. Her cars cans be stored below ground in a garage with two auto lifts.
And if that isn't enough Britney can spend time in the craft room, mud room, maid's quarters or three other bedroom suites.
It looks fabulous! I think it's great that she's moving out of her current residence. It's filled with bad memories of douche bags and drama. Britney needs a place where she can just chill. It's also nice because this new place is gated. No more crazy paps coming after her. That will be good for the boys
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