I love this cover. In fact, I love the All American Reject's "Womanizer" cover more than Lily Allen's. I also think that I'd enjoy my neighbor's cat's rendition more, too, because Brit Brit can't sing and anyone else manages to make her very annoying song a little less annoying.

Womanizer is one of Britney's worst songs ever and I think it's the reason why I refuse to buy Circus. Plus I've always thought the All American Rejects singer dude is hot. He should be shirtless and greased at all times.

Okay this is low even for a trashy rag. OK! Magazine, who is usually Britney Spears' go to tab when dealing with the press, has turned its back on the pop star. In a new article, the tabloid claims that Britney Spears picked her career over her kids.

The magazine claims that Britney and her legal team were having trouble securing insurance for her upcoming tour. No insurance means no tour. The only way Britney could secure insurance was by remaining under her father's conservatorship.

Meanwhile Britney was still trying to get custody of her kids. In order to get Sean and Jayden back, the conservatorship would have to be lifted. This is because under the conservatorship of her father Britney is seen as a child in the eyes of the law.

The singer had to make a choice. She chose to stay under conservatorship so she could go on tour. OK! Magazine attempts to paint Britney as a bad mother who career driven attitude has cost her the custody of her children. A source for the magazine says

"Whether it was her decision or whether she was pressured into it, Britney's deal with the devil put the tour ahead of the kids."

Just because she doesn't have full custody of her kids does not mean she loves them any less. If Britney is serious about her career she needs this tour. She still gets visitation with the kids, and while she is out touring they will be safe at home. In my eyes it's win win for her. She's not a bad mother.

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Wade Robson is a very talented choreographer. In the late nineties he worked with Britney Spears and *Nsync. Britney was supposed to reunite with Wade this year when he choreographed dance routines for her upcoming tour. It seems like that isn't happening anymore.

She missed some early dance practices and wasn't dedicated about turning up at meetings," a Spears source tells the upcoming issue of Us Weekly. "She didn't want him to see that she's not as good as she used to be," the source added.

Wade is no longer connected to the tour. Britney has hired new choreographers. This is not a good sign. Wade is one of the best choreographers. He's done several Vegas shows including his current one with Criss Angel. What can we expect from this tour if she's already pissing people off?

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Sources tell the Daily Mirror that the choreographers of Britney Spears' upcoming tour were asked to create a fantastic routine to be performed by Madonna and Britney.

Could the queen and princess of pop unite on stage for a third time? It seems possible. Several months ago Britney recorded a video for Madonna's Sticky and Sweet tour and appeared live in concert at one of her shows.

If the pair reunite sources say the performance will be much different.

"When Britney joined Madonna on stage for her Sticky and Sweet tour it was very sedate. This is going to be a high energy dance routine - getting back to what they are both good at, performing."

I was gonna go to see Britney in concert this summer. My sister, my friend Mitch and I were all ready to go but I had a change of heart. Britney Spears is not good in concert. She lip-syncs and she's bound to be worse considering all the meds she's on. I am not paying money to see that.

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Sigh. Some rumors are so fun, I run with 'em, trusting and hoping that there's a sliver of truth in them. Turns out the Britney Spears dating a Bollywood choreographer story was just bullshit sprinkles.

E! did some great fact checking.

"Britney is not in India," says one Britney source, while another dubs the report a "total fabrication."

Among the erroneous info being shoveled, the U.K. tabloid noted that the Circus singer's supposed new boyfriend, Sandip Soparrkar, choreographed her "Womanizer" video. In fact, the video was choreographed by her longtime choreographer Andre Fuentes.

Sources tell E! News that Britney, who on Dec. 23 wished fans a "Happy Holidays" on BritneySpears.com by sending out a holiday card with her two boys, spent Christmas at home in Los Angeles.

Britney reportedly left L.A. via private jet on Sunday afternoon and headed to Kentwood, La., where, a Britney fansite reports, Sean and Jayden are with mom.

Though we haven't been able to confirm it yet, Britney is expected to stay in Louisiana for the reported Dec. 31 New Orleans wedding of her brother, Bryan, and his fiancée, Graciella Sanchez, Jamie Lynn's manager.

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MadTV's Britney Spears, "I'm More Wizer" video. Enjoy.

Britney Spears spent Christmas in India with her new boyfriend Sandip Soparrkar, a Bollywood choreographer who worked on her "Womanizer" video. Britney met Sandip at a party thrown by Madonna earlier this year, and she flew to India for a three-day vacation with her new man candy. Sandip may also fly to L.A. to ring in the New Year with Brit Brit.

Britney and Sandip have been dating for three weeks. He's a choreographer and a pin-up in India, and look at those big ears! You know what they say about big ears, dontcha? Nothing! But I do think this dude is pretty handsome. Anywho, Sandip is employed and makes more money than Daddy Dude and Adnan put together. Upgrade!

"Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they're determined to have a relationship just like any other couple. Sandip is very down to earth and keeps Britney grounded. For Christmas, Sandip â€" or Sandy as Britney calls him â€" presented her with a traditional Indian sari. She wore it during a candlelit dinner.

"The pair were whispering and giggling all night. Sandy ordered local delicacies including chicken tikka and a cottage cheese curry. Britney was nicking the dough balls from his plate. It was really cute."

How long before Papa Spears grounds her and puts out a restraining order on Sandip? She was nicking at his dough balls for Christ's sake! That sounds like code for giving head to me, and I'm sure Papa Spears is looking into this.

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Don't like my post title? I jacked it from someone else. It's Christmas Eve today, which means we're gonna act like common folk and we won't be blogging over the holidays. However, I'll begin poppin' again on Monday. I have to pack and fly away for vacay and I hope you'll be busy and warm and cozy and that your family won't work your nerves too much. Thanks for giving me many blessings.

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Also, my Snow Patrol and Lady Gaga contest winners will be notified via email by 12/26. You made it so hard for me to choose! Thank you all for your very kind responses. :)

Additionally, unfortunately I'll be turning off comments next week because my internet access will be extremely limited and no one should have to wait and wonder if his or her comment will be approved. I also get a lot of spam comments and I won't have to worry about those either.

I'll be blogging from Monday 12/ 29 - Jan. 2nd and Jester will be blogging from Monday Jan 5th - Wednesday Jan 7th, thanks Jester! :) January 8th and 9th will be off days.

Merry MERRY Christmas!!!! :)

Papa Spears got a raise and he will now make $16,125 a month instead of $10,000 a month. Jamie Spears went back to court to milk his cash cow claiming that he has done additional work for Britney besides controlling her every move. His duties include planning her upcoming tour.

Jamie was also granted office space that Britney has to pay $1,200 a month for, but that's not all! Britney also has to pay her brother Bryan Spears $200K for services he rendered prior to the time the conservatorship was established. Also, lawyer bills are approaching $1 million.

Britney should just reconcile with Daddy Dude to save her wallet. I would want my father to ask me for money directly, not take it to court. You know Papa Spears went into court airing footage from the Britney Spears documentary claiming his her chef, too, cause he be makin' his baby cheese grits.

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Britney Spears is back to driving. Her father who is currently her conservator had forbidden her to drive a while back. Clearly he has changed his mind. It's a good thing because Britney was crying on her documentary about how she just loved to drive and missed it so much. Well she can take that off the list of the many things she can't do without her father's permission.