I didn't see this one coming! Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner have split after nearly two years together. The couple began dating in Spring 2010 and Brody even shaved the letter "A" into the side of his head in August 2010. In November of last year Brody called Avril "the love of my life."

Brody and Avril were clashing over balancing out their relationship and individual career pursuits. "Every time he wanted to come back and take meetings to get his career back in order, she would make him go to Asia and Europe," an insider tells Us Weekly.

Brody felt like Avril was holding him back. He wasn't working because "she wants him to stay with her," the insider says. Jenner reportedly backed out of multiple TV show offers just for Avril.

The source believes that the couple may reconcile.

Everyone's breaking up these days! It's like a New Year's resolution for folks, and it should be if your relationship isn't as wonderful as it should be. New year, new opportunities to whore out! Avril shouldn't jump from penis to penis anyway. She was with her ex-husband since she was like 17.

Pam Behan used to work as a nanny, cook and personal assistant to Kris Jenner, Bruce and their massive family and she's writing a tell-all. Pam's book will focus on Kim, Kourtney Kardashian, Brody Jenner and his brother Brandon. Pam says that Brody and Brandon are "extremely spoiled and disrespectful." Now that's a shocker!

Pam has a "love/hate" relationship with Kris but a soft spot for Bruce, who helped her get out of a DUI.

This b!tch sounds like an opportunistic trainwreck but I don't care, even though Kim and Kourtney were reportedly very close to Pam. Everyone wants to take the Kardashians down. These twats have already made like half a billion dollars, they'll be fine after their empire crumbles.

Several agents are interested in Behan's book, but no official deal has been made yet.

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Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend Brody Jenner were at the Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday night when they were victims of a random attack. A drunken idiot began verbally assaulting Brody, calling him a "douche" among other insults. Jenner responded, but he didn't strike first. Moments later, things got ugly. The drunken attacker then hit Brody in the forehead with a beer bottle.

Avril, who was standing next to Brody at the time, was also brutally attacked.

Avril Tweeted: "I don't fight. I don't believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is f----ed." Avril has "black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts."

How insane! Gavin DeGraw got f*cked up in New York not too long ago. No one gives a sh!t if you're rich and famous anymore, or folks are jealous enough to attack you these days for being rich and famous.

TMZ's sources confirm that Brody and Avril did not start the argument or the fight. A source says that the fight was a result of "just a bunch of drunk people getting out of hand." So awful.

Before the brawl, Brody Tweeted Avril: "Having the best night with the love of my life @AvrilLavigne so happy right now!!"

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Kylie Jenner doesn't look like a model. Kylie, if you're reading this, you're way hotter and thinner than most runway models, ok? Kylie walked in Avril Lavigne's Abbey Dawn fashion show yesterday, and she had her family there to support her.

Kim Kardashian, Kourtney, Kendall Jenner, and Brody Jenner were all there to cheer on their little sister. Kris Humphries was also on hand. Check 'em all out in the front row.

Kylie looked like she had a great time, so good for her! Although Kendall and Kylie are getting gigs because all things that come outta Kris Jenner's vadge are used for profit - it's true, Kris is pimping out Poise panty liners cause she pisses herself - at least Kendall and Kylie are actually tall. Kendall is 5'10 and Kylie is 5'8. Kylie's got the confidence down. I predict that she has a very promising modeling career ahead. Go 'head now.

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Brody Jenner is so extreme. He's seriously living on the edge by getting a mohawk and having an 'A' shaved into the side of his head which many people believe is in honor of his rockin' lover Avril Lavigne.

Papa Bruce Jenner has enough on his plate dealing with his little girl Kendall Jenner doing sexy bikini photo shoots and tells Us magazine he's not too worried about Brody's new hair style.

"It seems like in today's society, getting tattoos and piercings, changing the hairstyles, going pink and purple and all that, it seems to be their generation. But hair can grow back! He'll be fine."

I think it's totally cheesy, but it's better than getting a tattoo of her name or her initials which he'll have to get covered or removed down the road. Hell, these two could possibly split up before his hair grows back in! He's in love at the moment (just like with every other girl he bangs) so it's all good.

Hair tattoos is going to become the new way to show your lover how much they mean to you.

Thank the good lord that The Hills has finally ended! I was an avid watcher when the series first began, but as time went on it became more and more fake. For instance, Heidi Montag had a normal nose and body and look what happened to her by the end of the series? She's an immobile silicone filled plastic version of herself. That's the highest level of fakery there is!

She's not the only one who came out looking like they had a little remodeling done throughout the show. Stephanie Pratt's lips are extra fishy, Audrina Patridge's boobs have grown, Holly Montag's lips are more plump than before and Lauren Conrad looked like she couldn't move her forehead and eyebrows last night during the after show. Botox!

Audrina isn't sure where she wants to go in her life but she did get a sweet house on the beach. Party time! Stephanie Pratt is content with her new man who looks like he hasn't seen daylight in the last five years but if that's what she likes, more power to her.

Lo Bosworth is ready to settle down with her beau, which she moved in with by the end of the finale, and start making babies! Kristin Cavallari was supposedly moving to Europe but it became clear it was total bullsh*t when the end of the finale came and they made it all look scripted and over produced. Her final scene with Brody and their whole relationship was made for TV. It's one made for TV couple I'm not going to miss on Tuesday nights!

It was a great show in the beginning, and really down to the end when you see how much Hollywood changed them over the last four years. Farewell to The Hills. I'm not gonna miss ya. 

This is what falling in lust is all about: complete and utter psychosis! Avril Lavigne, who isn't even divorced yet, and pretty boy airhead Brody Jenner are taking their relationship very seriously, very quickly.

Common sense has been thrown out the window when it comes to these two. Avril Lavigne and Brody got their first round of matching tattoos shortly after they began swapping saliva in public. The other week they got another set of matching tattoos, each inking the word "F*ck" onto their ribs. Awwww. Avril has also already met Brody's parents.

The singer took to Twitter where she and Jenner continued their lovefest, completing each other's sentences and getting lovey-dovey back and forth.  "I love you eyelashes," Lavigne Tweeted to Jenner, who replied to her, "kisses."

The two have become fixtures at Voyeur. During a recent visit, the two shared kisses in their banquette and "acted like they were the only two in the club," an onlooker said.

The ink hasn't even dried on Avril's divorce papers yet and she's already inking up her body so she can match tats with this "Bromance" tool? Enjoy it while it lasts, kids.

Avril Lavigne is enjoying the single life and is getting her rocks off with hot guys like Brody Jenner. Major upgrade from her pug looking ex-husband Deryck Whibley!

Avril and Brody Jenner were first reported to be dating back in February when they were seen partying together at Voyeur. They spent the evening together at Les Deux nightclub last night, and witnesses told E! online that they were very into each other!

"Avril kept grabbing Brody, hugging him and whispering in his ear. She was dancing very provocatively and kept shoving cigarettes in her mouth. Brody and Avril were making out all night and couldn't keep their hands off each other."

This hookup is weird and gives me a gross feeling like the time I walked in on my parents having sex. You know what I mean, it's just all sorts of wrong. There's something not right about snaggle tooth and fur brows getting together, and I just can't handle it!

If you're anything like me, you're calling your therapist and depleting a box of tissues with tears and snot over this shocking news that 'The Hills' is over! Honestly, I couldn't care less because the show got ridiculously stupid and was too scripted for my taste.

'The Hills' creator Adam DiVello tells Entertainment Weekly that the show has run its course and it's time to close the curtain.

“I think we’ve told the story of struggle and of finding yourself in L.A.. A lot of these kids have found themselves and have certainly embarked on different careers and different paths."

Although this is the last season, it sounds like it may be the most interesting one they've had! It will focus mainly on crap that has gone on with the cast in the tabloids such as Heidi's new faux face and Kristin's drug problem.

"We pick right up where Heidi goes and sees her parents. And our cameras are there that minute the mother opens the door and sees her daughter for the first time. When Kristin was in Miami for the Super Bowl, there was definitely some late nights for her and some speculation that she might be partying a little too hard. So we’re definitely going to cover that part of Kristin."

I won't be crying over 'The Hills' ending, but I may do a couple of cart wheels! Not having to see Spencer Pratt's horse teeth on TV every week is just fine by me. 

I won't call these two a couple because this is more than likely going to be a short-lived f*chsip, just like Avril Lavigne probably wants it to be. After being married to a man that looks like a leprechaun with down's syndrome, the former tomboy just wants to make up for lost time.

Avril and Brody Jenner had a dinner date on Feb. 4 before leaving Koi restaurant in the same car and driving to club Voyeur. They were also seen out together last Thursday, at Voyeur, where they "partied all night."

“You can tell they’re into each other and both like to have a good time,” another source says. “They’re cute together.”

Cute together? How about awkward together?