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During the trailer for the sixth season of The Hills, Kristin Cavallari says that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was "very vanilla." Sounds like a snooze fest. When E! asked Kristen what she meant she said, "We just...didn't really do anything out of the box."

Brody Jenner was asked about Kristin's comments and he responded with, "I laugh at that, and you'll laugh too once you see the rest of the season. I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something."

Honestly, I think they both suck in bed! They're both arrogant idiots who probably think you should be thanking God that they've allowed you to get close enough to get a whiff of their farts. People like that make for selfish lovers, so I'm thinking they both suck equally - figuratively and literally.

I admit that the man is gorgeous, but he's an idiot! What's iconic about stupidity?

Some gay dude met Brody at a club and posted the following ad to Mr. Jenner on Craiglist. I don't even need to comment. It's hilarious!

I saw you behind the D.J. booth and the go-go girls. You were ripped and hot sporting a truckers cap with flames. Okay, I have to admit I know who you are. I've seen you on at least 4 reality shows and your dad is like an olympic athlete or something. But after Friday night, I'm wondering if you may be m4m too!

I'm the good looking chap with glasses who pushed his way through all those chicks to get a better view. I stole your gaze a few times by seductively sucking on ice chips and rubbing them on my chest. Remember?

You smiled and winked when my friend shouted "Brody, did you know you are America's #1 gay icon." I think you said i love you when you brushed past me to leave with your entourage?

Let's get real. I'm ready for a serious Bromance. Are you?

Michael Phelps and Brody Jenner spent a lovely New Year's Eve together. Isn't that lovely? More like douchey.

I know that Michael Phelps is an American Treasure now, but we are both from Baltimore and trust me when I say around these parts he's a total asshole. He belongs with Brody Jenner. They would make lovely children.

PS: The thing that looks like its from a plastic surgery convention standing next to Michael is Brody's mom.

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On filming a scene for his new MTV reality show, Bromance.

"We started to get into family things and everybody started crying. I'm sitting there and you know when everybody around you is crying, how do you not cry? It was hard not to. So there was one time I almost shed a tear."

I'm ashamed to say that I wanna see Bromance. I won't, like, pencil it in onto my schedule, but I'll watch the reruns. I don't know why. It looks like caca, but that's part of the formula behind MTV's magic - make crap shows that people will spend 90% of their time trying to figure out why they're watching it in the first place. And second, this show would never get a green light if Brody wasn't handsome. Ever. He is such a mimbo, I don't even find him hot anymore. He's only worthy of a one-night stand, with the lights on, of course.

The rekindled "bromance" between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show's season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday night.

Pratt approached new cast member and Lauren Conrad love interest Doug Reinhart, and began badmouthing his former best friend.

Just what did Pratt say?

"Spencer said he had no respect for Brody because he was always up Lauren's ass," the source says.

After this classy exchange, Pratt and the rest of the cast headed for a celebratory dinner at Nobu. But things got worse when Jenner found out what Pratt had said.

"They almost brawled right there in Nobu," says the source. "Spencer kept saying ‘I'm gonna choke him out.'"

Luckily the squabble got under control and the guys managed to enjoy their dinners at separate tables. When it came time for the check, some MTV producers who were sitting with Pratt picked it up for everyone.

"[Brody] went over to Spencer's table and thanked everyone for the dinner, then left," says the source.

What some people will put up with for a free meal.

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How does Brody Jenner keep track of all his conquests? With a little help from his sidekick on "The Hills," Frankie Delgado.

"A cute blonde walked up to them, and Brody looked confused as to who she was," said our source. But then Delgado told him, 'You slept with her in Cabo.' " Could you ask for more in a wing man?

Did Frankie bang her too? How did Frankie remember her if Brody is, in fact, banging that many chicks?

I'm good with faces, but I sure as hell forget names of dudes. Well, first of all, I like never get a last name ever. Why should I? I'll forget his first name by next month.... I remember getting a booty call text message months later from some dude who dropped his name like 'hey, what's up, this is_______. I asked 'who the fuck are you?!' He was all, 'We had sex! I can't believe you don't remember that.' Um, no! I need a Frankie Delgado. Heh.

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Not right.
These two are so damn hot! Great bodies, bronze skin. Looks like they're having a great time. Yeah, I would too if I was lookin' like that. I'd go to Maui and every damn nude beach too.

Daddy Dude never passes up on the opportunity to party it up with the well to do so he can find rich bitches to impregnate.
Kevin Federline was sporting some fresh facial pubes last night in LA.

Similar to his ex-wife, Ms. Spears, Daddy Dude's face is also preggers. If only playing video games and smoking weed would get you a six pack, Daddy Douche would probably have a 14 pack by now. Wii now offers a workout video game! I saw it on The Today Show and I predict it will be mine within a few months. K-Fed's well fed ass should pick one up.

But seriously, it's good to see Kevin smiling. Things must have honestly been rough when Brit Brit was braless and boozin' every night. Please, start rapping again SOON. :)

Kevin Federline and Brody Jenner do some male bonding Wednesday at the Maxim Hot 100 party at the Paramount Pictures Studio Lot in L.A. Also on hand to celebrate the hotness: Nick Lachey, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Vince Vaughn.

There's no originality and some serious nepotism goin' on in Hollyweird. If you're in the right fam, you're in. If you're not in the right fam, you better start giving head and making sex tapes. And if that doesn't work, you better be rich or screw your way to the top. That's all. You'll get yourself a nice little reality show with supplemental income so you can spend on lavish items and delay ever becoming a responsible adult.

"The Princes of Malibu" and "Keeping up With The Kardashians'" Brody Jenner will hit the boob tube. And Jason Wahler, a real charmer whose choice words include "ni***r, fa***t, and poor fuck" has also reportedly scored a show.

Why can't anyone fade into oblivion these days? There was some panty puddin' goin' on when it was rumored that K-Fed was gonna have his own show. These douches are just wannabe entertainers. Show me the real gangsta deadbeat daddy dude and we'll have some "Flavor of Love" meets "Making The Band" meets Maury Povich, sprinkled with Jerry Springer.

I don't find Jason Wahler remotely interesting, but at least Brody Jenner's cute. Neither of these shows will be even TiVo worthy, though, and I'll pluck my pubes before I admit to watching either of these D-Listers.

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Kristin Cavallari was doing her best to try and get back in the weekly tabs by flirting with "Entourage" star Kevin Connolly. "She was all over Kevin until she saw Brody Jenner walk in," our spy said. "She dumped Kevin for Brody and started kissing him before she went to find photographers to take pictures of them. It was all a ploy to make [her nemesis] Lauren Conrad jealous." Jenner and Conrad dated in the last season of "The Hills."

Talk about stretching that 15 minutes of fame! Kristin was stretching her legs from one side of the party to the other in hopes of some Kodak moments for the paparazzi. Grow up Kristin cause you're not in high school anymore. That 'jealousy' bullshit isn't going to work when Brody's known for being a little man whore, which I would think Lauren is aware of.