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I like Brooke Hogan cause I agree with everything she said in this interview. Brooke has no music "career" and she's bitter, but that's okay, she speaks the truf!

Brooke took on her successful peers and she didn't hold back during her Sirius radio interview this week. She also brought her midget boyfriend Yannique Barker with her and her entire interview was entertaining.

Brooke Hogan

On Heidi Montag: "I don't like Heidi Montag. I made a diss record on her."

On Cassie's nekkid pics: "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all stretched out."

On Beyonce: "She needs to go and make some babies and chill."

And that's how you hate properly! If you're going to hate, be interesting when you do it.

* Have a great weekend, all, and be sure to pop back on Monday when I'll be running a new contest.

xoxo

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It's a man, it's a tranny. No, it's Brooke Hogan pimping out her new album Redemption!

Brooke made an appearance at a Wal-Mart in Cooper City, Fla. this past weekend to whore out her new album Redemption. She also performed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel, but by the pics, it looks more like she's doing a stripper dance or imitating a Real Doll.

What's with the artwork on her album cover? It reminds me of those mirrors that you can win at the fair when you bust three balloons with a dart. I don't know why I always tried to win those damn things, except for being able to look at my gorgeous mid 90's poofy hair do. I still have the one with the unicorn jumping over a rainbow hanging on my bedroom wall.

More posts to come later this evening! Between blogging, baby and bartending, my Mondays are pretty damn full.

The thick tranny version of Heidi Montag has released her debut single "Fallin" off her new record, Redemption, due sometime this year.

Brooke Hogan and her Kevin Federsperm rapper boyfriend Stack$, aka Yannique Barker, are featured together in this tragicness. She needs someone to properly guide her. Who placed shredded bamboo on top of her head and tried to pass it off as a weave?

Brooke's implants are the best part of this video; and with this one song, Brooke has murdered all possibilities for the commercially successful music career that she so desperately wants. She should've just released some footage of herself clinging to a stripper pole while Stack$ beatboxes backstage.

Brooke Hogan found herself a low rent Kevin Federline who needs to grow at least 8 inches taller, Yannique Barker aka Stack$.

Brooke Hogan seems really into her new midget lover as they filmed her music video "Fallin" on Miami Beach. It looks like a football is stuck in Yannique's forehead and it's way scary.

Stack$ has been in the game for a while and with his height and lanky frame, I don't see any platinum records in his future. When Brooke stands behind Stack$, it looks like she's tryna get him to feel her boner. At least she can read his back tattoo when she rides him with a strap-on.

Brooke Hogan has it all wrong. I'm a failed porn star, not a failed writer. And living off of the income from which you make on your website doesn't fit the description of a failure. Coming from a failed singer and overweight pole dancer makes this Tweet even more ridiculous.

Brooke Hogan did some pole dancing at the "Calle Ocho" Latin festival in Miami and her father Hulk was reportedly in the audience.

What's tragic about this is that I'm sure she was cheered relentlessly for this nonsense. It was all from her papa too. Brooke's trying to convince us that she doesn't have a peen in between her legs, but I'm not buying it.

Brooke spoke with Us magazine about the Hulk's pervy behavior.

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

I've just fallen in love with Brooke! Bitch is genius. No child molester ever changed his or her child's diaper, right?! She's brilliant. But I get what she's saying. Honestly, it's weird and disgusting to us, but it's totally fine with her and Hulk because they're weird and disgusting. I know, I'm brilliant too.

Hulk Hogan rubbing suntan lotion on his daughter Brooke's ass cheeks.

This is nasty on so many levels! It's one thing to put some ointment on her butt when she's 1, but the ho is old! You already banged her friend, back up!

There's nothing sexier than watching Brooke Hogan act like a dolphin on the beach. The whole flipper jump is so hot, let's just hope she doesn't smell like her friends of the sea. You know what's hotter than that? Looking like a sumo wrestler with a dude on your back. Brooke Hogan brings a whole new definition to fierce!