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Brooke Hogan is "SO Sick" of Hulk Hogan Relationship Comments

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 15:22:52 EST

Brooke Hogan unveiled her nude PETA photo on Thursday and she posed with her father Hulk Hogan at the media event. Brooke, 23, says she doesn't understand why anyone was trippin'. Brooke claims that she and her father don't have a perverted relationship and we should all just go home, yo!

Brooke Tweeted: "Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship. Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!"

We don't need to "go home" in order to avoid talking sh!t, b*tch! All we need is a keypad.

Brooke and Hulk have a sexless relationship and I don't think we'll "stop picking" on 'em just like I don't think she'll refrain from having her dad rub suntan lotion all over her a*s or cock block her from potential boyfriends. Their relationship works for them just like talking about 'em works for folks online. We are doing our own thing hun. You just don't like it.

"When Hulk saw the racy photo of his daughter, he posed in front of her picture hiding her private parts with his hands," the source says.

Photo: Wenn

Brooke Hogan Nude For PETA

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:18:27 EST

Hulk Hogan would never miss out on an opportunity like this! The man who flashes his penis while his grown a*s daughter is in the room was on hand to watch the unveiling of Brooke Hogan's nude PETA photo.

Brooke is actually the perfect spokeswhore for the sexist company. She's always been interested in animal rights. Hulk actually turned 58 years old, and he and Brooke celebrated the occasion at Cafeina in their hometown of Miami, Florida.

Brooke was wearing a low cut mini-dress and was photographed bending over to give her daddy a kiss on the cheek. They're so in love!

Hulk Hogan Flashes His Penis With Daughter Brooke in the Room

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 10:30:41 EST

I am a daddy's girl through and through. You mess with my dad, you're messing with me, and vice versa. That being said, I don't have my dad rub suntan lotion on my ass cheeks, nor would I pretend that he's innocent after cheating for decades on his wife and then picking out a girlfriend who looks like my identical twin.

In Brooke Hogan's eyes, her father Hulk can do no wrong. Case in point, Hulk whips his dick out with Brooke right next to him and she's all chill about it, like one of her friends did it and it's all good. There's nothing to see here, folks! Brooke's reaction is very telling. She's obviously seen all kinds of incestuous crap like this while growing up and she's desensitized by it. I kind of believe that if Brooke and the Hulk are cool with it, than that's all that matters, really. I also believe that they would have been married for at least three years by now had she been born and raised in the Souf or on a Polygamist ranch. Those damn Hollywood careers always break up wholesome couples.

Jump in for the disturbing, or not so disturbing (depends on what you're into), madness.

Hulk Hogan Whips it Out

Brooke Hogan Says Cassie's Vagina is 'All Stretched Out'

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:07:17 EST

I like Brooke Hogan cause I agree with everything she said in this interview. Brooke has no music "career" and she's bitter, but that's okay, she speaks the truf!

Brooke took on her successful peers and she didn't hold back during her Sirius radio interview this week. She also brought her midget boyfriend Yannique Barker with her and her entire interview was entertaining.

Brooke Hogan

On Heidi Montag: "I don't like Heidi Montag. I made a diss record on her."

On Cassie's nekkid pics: "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all stretched out."

On Beyonce: "She needs to go and make some babies and chill."

And that's how you hate properly! If you're going to hate, be interesting when you do it.

Brooke Hogan Interview on Cassie, Heidi Montag and Beyonce

* Have a great weekend, all, and be sure to pop back on Monday when I'll be running a new contest.

xoxo

Firecracker

Brooke Hogan 'Redemption' Album Appearance

muggs2611@yahoo.com (Snarky) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:45:23 EST

It's a man, it's a tranny. No, it's Brooke Hogan pimping out her new album Redemption!

Brooke made an appearance at a Wal-Mart in Cooper City, Fla. this past weekend to whore out her new album Redemption. She also performed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel, but by the pics, it looks more like she's doing a stripper dance or imitating a Real Doll.

What's with the artwork on her album cover? It reminds me of those mirrors that you can win at the fair when you bust three balloons with a dart. I don't know why I always tried to win those damn things, except for being able to look at my gorgeous mid 90's poofy hair do. I still have the one with the unicorn jumping over a rainbow hanging on my bedroom wall.

More posts to come later this evening! Between blogging, baby and bartending, my Mondays are pretty damn full.

Brooke Hogan 'Fallin' Full Video

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 19 May 2009 15:24:52 EST

The thick tranny version of Heidi Montag has released her debut single "Fallin" off her new record, Redemption, due sometime this year.

Brooke Hogan and her Kevin Federsperm rapper boyfriend Stack$, aka Yannique Barker, are featured together in this tragicness. She needs someone to properly guide her. Who placed shredded bamboo on top of her head and tried to pass it off as a weave?

Brooke's implants are the best part of this video; and with this one song, Brooke has murdered all possibilities for the commercially successful music career that she so desperately wants. She should've just released some footage of herself clinging to a stripper pole while Stack$ beatboxes backstage.

Brooke Hogan is Dating New Boyfriend Stack$, Aspiring Rapper

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:39:19 EST

Brooke Hogan found herself a low rent Kevin Federline who needs to grow at least 8 inches taller, Yannique Barker aka Stack$.

Brooke Hogan seems really into her new midget lover as they filmed her music video "Fallin" on Miami Beach. It looks like a football is stuck in Yannique's forehead and it's way scary.

Stack$ has been in the game for a while and with his height and lanky frame, I don't see any platinum records in his future. When Brooke stands behind Stack$, it looks like she's tryna get him to feel her boner. At least she can read his back tattoo when she rides him with a strap-on.

Today in Celebrity Twitter: Brooke Hogan vs. Gossip Bloggers

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:00:33 EST

Brooke Hogan has it all wrong. I'm a failed porn star, not a failed writer. And living off of the income from which you make on your website doesn't fit the description of a failure. Coming from a failed singer and overweight pole dancer makes this Tweet even more ridiculous.

Brooke Hogan Thinks This is Sexy

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 11:56:55 EST

Brooke Hogan did some pole dancing at the "Calle Ocho" Latin festival in Miami and her father Hulk was reportedly in the audience.

What's tragic about this is that I'm sure she was cheered relentlessly for this nonsense. It was all from her papa too. Brooke's trying to convince us that she doesn't have a peen in between her legs, but I'm not buying it.

Brooke Hogan Speaks Out on Her Daddy's Rub Down

onthepopmail@yahoo.com (Firecracker) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:32:24 EST

Brooke spoke with Us magazine about the Hulk's pervy behavior.

"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"

I've just fallen in love with Brooke! Bitch is genius. No child molester ever changed his or her child's diaper, right?! She's brilliant. But I get what she's saying. Honestly, it's weird and disgusting to us, but it's totally fine with her and Hulk because they're weird and disgusting. I know, I'm brilliant too.