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Brooke Mueller Agrees to Go to Rehab

Brooke Mueller has finally agreed to go to rehab, after being arrested earlier this month for cocaine possession. It’s like she’s heading back home!

Brooke Mueller is a mess

Though Brooke has vehemently denied that she’s a major drug addict with serious issues beyond her control, Brooke is now admitting that she still has a substance abuse problem. She was “reluctant” at first, but her friends persuaded her to get the help that she so desperately needs. Not that it’s helped her the other fourteen times.

According to TMZ
, the troubled ex-wife of Charlie Sheen is finalizing arrangements for treatment somewhere near L.A. and will be checking in soon (assuming she doesn’t back out at the last minute). While she’s in rehab, Charlie and her parents will be taking care of her kids, which should probably have already happened a while ago--or, uh, right now.

Brooke Mueller Denies Being a Violent Cokehead

Although Brooke Mueller has been in rehab many many times and she was allegedly caught with four grams of cocaine on her over the weekend, she's claiming that she's innocent. Maybe she was wearing someone else's jeans perhaps?!

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Brooke's rep says that her lawyer wants "all charges dropped once the facts of the case come to light."

Charlie Sheen has offered to help the troubled mother out with her kids, but Brooke insists that her 2 year-old sons should stay with her. She has no immediate plans to check into rehab although people close to her are urging her to.

Brooke will be back in court on Dec. 19.

Also noteworthy, because Brooke had four grams of cocaine, that's the lowest class of felony arrest. She may only get probation!

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Brooke Mueller "Can't Stay Sober On Her Own"

Brooke Mueller got arrested on Friday, but that’s probably a good thing! She’ll be facing the Colorado District court on December 19th, for the charges of cocaine possession and assault. According to People magazine, Brooke’s friends think this might actually be a good thing, serving as a wake-up call for her to get some serious help.

Brooke Mueller in trouble

“Brooke can’t stay sober on her own. Maybe this [arrest] will force her to go into a treatment center for a long stay. Thirty-day rehabs won’t work for her...She has enough family to take care of the kids while she’s away.”

It’s obvious that Brooke has got some major issues and needs major help. She went to rehab this summer (on ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s dime) and has already f**ked up. So, uh, based on what we know about what’s going on her life, shouldn’t her kids already be in the care of not-insane family?

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Brooke Mueller Arrested for Cocaine Possession, Assault

Brooke Mueller was arrested on Friday night in Aspen on suspicion of felony cocaine possession. Brooke allegedly assaulted a woman "at a nearby drinking establishment" before she went clubbing at Escobar nightclub.

Brooke Mueller arrested again

Charlie Sheen's ex was booked on a misdemeanor 3rd degree assault charge and released from the Pitkin County jail on $11,000 bond. Brooke has been in rehab many times and has had many run-ins with the law.

On the bright side, Charlie seems to be done with the nose candy and he got his sh!t together. Brooke's twins should be ok while their mother remains hooked on drugs.

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Together Again

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller might be the two biggest hot mess parents in Hollywood history. However, they seem to think that spending time together is a good idea for the sake of their kids. This should end well.

Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller, and Twin Sons, Max and Bob

Never mind that the whole Charlie Sheen media sh!t storm began when Chuckles was arrested for holding a knife to Brooke's throat last Christmas, and that Brooke is currently so effed up she's considering illegal hallucinogens to help her get off drugs. On Sunday, Chuck, Brooke, and their twin 2 year-old sons, Bob and Max, looked like a normal, happy family.

"Harmony is our goal," Sheen told TMZ about the visit. "Sunday was a wonderful start." Sheen also announced that he's looking to help Brooke find a home in his neighborhood when she finishes her latest round of treatment. Could the tiger-blooded warlock finally be turning things around? Or will he ditch his new family man lifestyle the second he comes across a new goddess or crack rock?

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Charlie Sheen is Paying for Brooke Mueller's Rehab

Charlie Sheen wants the mother of his twin sons to get off of drugs so badly, he's paying for the trainwreck to go to rehab for like the 14th time, literally.

 Brooke Mueller headband

Charlie didn't like the idea of Brooke going to Mexico to take a dangerous drug used to curb drug cravings, so he flew to Mexico in a private jet and brought Brooke Mueller back to the States. That's so sweet! Something about a man flying on a private jet is romantical cause it means he has good money.

Brooke was only south of the border for 12 hours before Charlie scooped her up. Charlie decided to bring back his own team of doctors -- the ones he used a few months back when the "Two and a Half Men" people wanted him to get treatment.

Brooke is receiving treatment at an undisclosed location and Sheen is paying for everything.

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Brooke Mueller Rehab Plans Placed on Hold

You know you're a rock bottom crackhead if a rehab facility isn't even willing to let you in! Somewhere, Lindsay Lohan is shaking her head and snorting lines.

Brooke Mueller is an addict 

Brooke Mueller wasn't exactly denied entry to the treatment facility, but her crackhead self misplaced her passport, and she kind of needs it  to travel internationally!

Charlie Sheen's baby mama wants to try an extreme 7-day treatment course in Cancun where she'll be given Ibogaine, a drug that re-programmes the brain to cure addictions.

"Brooke made it to the gate with her doctor, but the airline staff wouldn't let her board the plane. Brooke is going to get an emergency passport on Wednesday, and hopes to leave for Mexico as soon as she gets the new one."

Ibogaine is illegal in the States. Brooke and Sheen should be too.

Brooke Mueller Flies to Mexico For Rehab

Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller flew to Cancun, Mexico this morning for rehab. Brooke, along with her personal physician, will be joining an addiction program that's designed to stop one's cravings for drugs.

Brooke Mueller is a trainwreck

Brooke has tried rehab several times, and it seems like her addiction isn't going anywhere, so she's trying out Ibogaine, a drug used in Mexico, Canada, and elsewhere for the treatment of drug addicts.

A source has stated the obvious. "Brooke is absolutely desperate." The source says that Brooke wants to clean up her act, and that she's aware of the dangers of the drug, but she's decided to try it anyway.

Brooke will be in Mexico for seven days while her twins are staying with her aunt and a nanny.

Every time I hear about Brooke's addictions, I wonder why she and Charlie aren't still together?! If they were both still on crack, they'd be perfect together. I think the highs wore off and everything went downhill from there.

Seven days is not enough for this dumb whore who needs to have her kids taken away. She needs to be away from the general public, and her kids, for at least six months.

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen Are Hanging Out, May Reconcile?

I hope it's the crack talkin', and Brooke Mueller isn't serious. According to TMZ, Brooke has been telling friends she has been "hanging out" with Charlie Sheen since his final goddess left the house, and there could be a chance for reconciliation.

Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen Together

Maybe Chucks #winning tiger blood has run out, because he hasn't been seen in public much recently and if he's off the "blood" and drugs, he might just be a little more clear headed than he was a few months ago... But how clear can he be thinking if he's hanging out with his ex who he allegedly held at knife point at one time?

These two are sooooo bad for each other.

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Brooke Mueller on Charlie Sheen's Roast: Mention Me And I'll Sue!

That hot train wreck that was married to Charlie Sheen, is threatening legal action if she's mentioned during the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie. Brooke Mueller doesn't anything to do with the Roast and if the Charlie bashing turns into a little Brooke bashing, she's ready to sue.

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Brooke's camp wants to send a letter to Comedy Central demanding that they eliminate any Brooke jokes from making it to television. "But a rep from Comedy Central says the only person the network is afraid of is Charlie." Sheen has already informed the network that "nothing will be off limits."

In the divorce settlement, Charlie agreed to never publicly address her past drug use among other things and Brooke's people told TMZ, "He better not go there."

They don't need to mention Brooke during the roast because all the crazy sh!t Chuck has done over the years will be plenty of ammo for the comedians.

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