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Cameron Diaz looks ready for a ball gag in these photos in V Magazine.

These photos just scream dirty dominatrix to me, so a ball gag is in order! All she's missing is the sexy mask that Lady GaGa was wearing yesterday. Madonna would be proud of Cameron's pointy boobies on the cover.

I dunno whether I think Cameron Diaz deserves a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame or not.

Cameron hasn't been around for that long and it's not like her acting is Oscar worthy. She should receive a star for being a curveless fug chick who manages to land all the hot guys, but not for her acting career. Then I remembered that the Olsen twins received their own stars, in which case Cameron Diaz totally deserves it. A Walk of Fame star is an honor, but not always well earned. And btw, Tom Cruise and a homely looking Katie Holmes showed up too.

Cammy Fug wore a cute little white dress that reminds me of everything I would wear when going to church when I was a little girl. She looks cute!

Oh my sweet lil Cammy Fug! She only goes out with the hottest of menz, but she's still insecure and can't last a day without being in a relationship.

One day after Cameron Diaz was spotted on a dinner date with my lover Adam Lavine, she introduced him to her mom, Billie. Cameron and her boyfriend Paul Sculfor broke up at the beginning of this month, but Cameron already thinks it's time to introduce her rebound to her mama!

Cammy first arrived on their date and then Adam joined them.

"[Cameron's mom] made things easy though - she laughed and joked around with them and it was clear that everyone had a blast. Cameron and Adam were super cute with each other and there was definitely a strong attraction."

Cameron and Paul reportedly ended their relationship earlier this month after disagreeing over where they should live.

I will never co-sign on this f*ckship, NEVER!

Cameron Diaz is "dating" Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine. The two have had at least one date together, which means this is REALLY serious! I'm not even joking. That's how Adam rolls, literally. Adam's a one-night stand slut, so if you've managed to get him to keep you around by the time lunch hits, you just may be his future wifey.

Cammy Fug and my future baby daddy had a lunch date at LA's Chateau Marmont over the weekend where the two "looked mighty cozy." Adam typically dates women who don't look like pugs, so unless Cammy keeps a stash of masks in her purse that she whips out whenever Adam's in the mood, I'm not buying this hype.

The same day I mention Cammy Fug and P. Diddy getting nasty, a new story breaks about Cameron Diaz and new dick. This time it's Jennifer Aniston's ex, that super hot model, Paul Sculfor.

On Sunday, Cammy and Paul had dinner at Il Ristorante di Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica.

"Cameron was laughing at everything he said â€" she didn't stop smiling. She was really flirty and had three or four of her buttons undone."

Diaz â€" who has recently been linked to Diddy â€" just told In Style she loves "men. Sex is the best!

"I want it all! I love big brains. I love to eat. I love to be outdoors." she said. "I love to have conversations! I love to make love .... I don't do anything half-assed, and I want somebody who can keep up with all that."

WOAH! I just read what I posted, what the eff is this about? - "She was really flirty and had three or four of her buttons undone." I know I'm a gossip blogger, but some people need to get a life. Some "onlooker" reported how many buttons Cameron had unbuttoned? Who gives a potato?! Cameron's flat anyway, she could have all her buttons undone and you still would only see a man's chest. So. If her zipper was undone, that would be worth mentioning but her shirt buttons? Cameron has to strip to distract guys from her mug. Duh.

Alright, I tried to think of the corniest headline I could possibly come up with for a story about P. Diddy and Cammy Fug bumping uglies. Did I succeed? How 'bout 'Cameron Diaz is Giddy with P. Diddy.' Awwww. I love myself right now. What can I say? I love cheddar cheese.

Things started getting steamy back in March when Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy had dinner in L.A. - one of the best forms of foreplay if you ask me, as long as you don't get bloated.

The two left through the restaurant kitchen because they was on the fuck fuck and hush hush tip. Then last month they were affectionate at SoHo's Sub-Mercer lounge. The two disappeared into a private room for about 20 minutes while a guard stood outside the door. How much does he or she charge? If I could pay someone to make sure I have uninterrupted sex, I'd skip a few Starbucks drinks and create a separate bank account. Ok, back to the story...

Cammy Fug also showed up when Diddy got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame last month, then they were getting touchy at Prince's house party on Friday.

During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he "must" try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince's mansion.

Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince's basement. That's where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater's doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater's door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.

Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, "It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can't just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends."

I think Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy make a really good couple actually. They're so cute - escaping into private rooms, shutting the door of a theater for a quickie. Sounds hawt. I can't hate.

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With hair, Cameron diaz is fug. Without hair, she looks like a baked conehead. And y'all thought Britney looked like shit when she was bald. Her head is so damn huge.

Cameron Diaz reveals a striking new look �" a bald cap! �" while filming a scene Wednesday for My Sister's Keeper on the Santa Monica Pier. In the film, Diaz plays a mother who shaves her head in solidarity with her daughter who has leukemia.

"People think if you're single, you are incomplete. No. The thing is, I don't want to be in a relationship that makes me incomplete."

Gurl, don't even get me started on all the dumb ass females who go out with losers just so they can say, "I got a man!"

More women need to say, 'I'm single and that's okay' instead of whining about it and having to answer questions revolved around, "WHY?!" Being miserable while in a relationship only makes you feel like the ass that you were once it's over and you realize everything's so much better when you're not dating someone who brings you down.

"I feel I get better with age," the 35-year-old tells the U.K. version of Cosmopolitan.

"I look at pictures of myself when I was 21 and think, 'Wow, I don't look so bad,'" she admits. "But I take more care or myself now, so in a way, I feel like I look better than I did then… I feel stronger and more confident."

Great pics!

I was supposed to go to this but I checked my inbox and read the invite a little late. :( Next time, Ashton. No need to bawl about it.