I don't know what's going on with red carpet fashion this year. I thought a majority of those Hollywood playas were looking straight fug, especially Cameron Diaz. Why was she there? Anyway, the bitch looks like she didn't even shower before the show. That peachy color dress with the poofy butt looks ridiculous and the hair looks like she just left the gym. Don't half ass it, either wear it up or down! More Academy Award red carpet photos coming up!
Jessica Simpson has her panties in a bunch over John Mayer dating Cameron Diaz. Maybe she should start paying more attention to her career rather than her ex-boyfriends. How long did she date him? Just a few months? Jessica, there's plenty of other hot men out there who would love to bang you so move on.... And take some acting lessons.
A source close to the singer tells Us Simpson is "really jealous" that ex John Mayer is seeing Cameron Diaz. "She had her mouth open a mile wide when she found out," says the source. "She just freaked."Simpson, 27, parted ways with Mayer, 29, in May after dating him on and off for seven months, and "she thinks about him all the time," says the source. "She is so not over him."
Ellen Barkin and Cameron Diaz greeted each other when they found themselves getting blow-outs side-by-side at the Serge Normant for John Frieda Salon in the Meatpacking District around 12:30 yesterday.
I can only imagine Ellen was looking over at Cameron saying 'Better live it up bitch, cause this is EXACTLY what you're going to look like in 10 years!' Trust me, it's only a matter of time before Cameron looks like Ellen. The scrunched up old man face look.
John Mayer and Cameron Diaz were first spotted last week in New York where they were reportedly "all over each other" and "super flirty."
John and Cammy Fug were laughing and talking a lot and they had several rounds of drinks. They were also on a date at a French restaurant last Tuesday where Cam was reportedly laughing and "giggly", like that's a first?
One of Johnny's friends narced to People magazine that Cameron and John are dating, however, their reps have no comment.
I'm actually glad these two are together *cough.* Considering what a slut John is, he's going to hurt her and bitch needs to learn. She needs to date someone who matches her fug in the mug. I'm thinkin' Jason Davis would do.
John Mayer is dating Cammy Fug?
"They went out to several places... It was the two of them, getting to know each other, out on the town. This was technically not their first time hanging out...they've hung out together with friends before. But this was the first time together like this. It's new and developing...but they really like each other and it went well," said the source.
Good Luck, Cammy! John hasn't kept a bitch around longer than a few months in years, but how does she manage to get so much hot tail? Her crotch is a wonderland. Cameron's shit must be covered in glitter and her sweat smells like lavender with a hint of rosemary.
This post is rated G. You know I wanted to get into what other qualities Cammy must possess.
If you're not gonna put a sack over your head, just do something to get outta the lens. Goldie Hawn and Michelle Phifer look like they're half Cammy Fug's age. Dayum.
Click to enlarge if you dare. 
The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio's Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel's Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil's Beatles tribute LOVE.
The smiling duo walked arm-in-arm into the theater through the main entrance, and throughout the show, a witness tells PEOPLE, "They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy."
I think she's asking for tips on making her wet pits magically disappear! That, or how to change that 90% of the time fuglyness she seems to have.
BTW - Joy is a busy chick & has alot of stuff to take care of tomorrow so she's asked me to cover the site Wednesday also. Don't worry that sexy bitch Joy will be back to blogging on Thursday!
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Zahara Jolie-Pitt Is So Damn Cute! - Holy Candy
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Cameron Diaz was on the Today Show yesterday morning promoting Shrek 3 looking a little on the 'I got fucked up last night and had 3 hours of sleep' side. Wanna know why? Cause she's a kinky bitch just like I said in the Subject! haha! I'm stupid. Game Over.
Before telling Meredith Vieira that "it's like high school and celebrities are the popular kids," the head cheerleader was at the Box on Christie Street for a live R-rated sex show - and stayed until 4 a.m.
One spy told Page Six the show was "two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated 'sex show' conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time."
Oh My Gawsh! I used to work that sex show 2 years ago! But it wasn't in New York, and I guess it wasn't really a 'show' environment. Actually, it was just me and some chick from Guatemala in some old dude's garage.
Something's not right here? OH! I forgot to mention we didn't use slime, we used grits and molasses and were cleaned off by goats. Ha! I knew I was missing something there.
Cameron Diaz and Jude Law at The Holiday Tokyo Press Conference.
Lindsay Lohan's piece Jude looks "special" here, but we don't mind.
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