Run, Cameron, Run! August 15th, 2007
If you’re not gonna put a sack over your head, just do something to get outta the lens. Goldie Hawn and Michelle Phifer look like they’re half Cammy Fug’s age. Dayum.
If you’re not gonna put a sack over your head, just do something to get outta the lens. Goldie Hawn and Michelle Phifer look like they’re half Cammy Fug’s age. Dayum.


The pair began their evening with dinner at the Bellagio’s Prime steakhouse, then rode to the Mirage in Angel’s Rolls Royce for the 10:30 p.m. performance of Cirque du Soleil’s Beatles tribute LOVE.
The smiling duo walked arm-in-arm into the theater through the main entrance, and throughout the show, a witness tells PEOPLE, “They were snuggling with each other and he was making her laugh. They seemed really happy.”
I think she’s asking for tips on making her wet pits magically disappear! That, or how to change that 90% of the time fuglyness she seems to have.
BTW - Joy is a busy chick & has alot of stuff to take care of tomorrow so she’s asked me to cover the site Wednesday also. Don’t worry that sexy bitch Joy will be back to blogging on Thursday!
Here’s Some Hawt Linkage For You!
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Jimmy Kimmell, Flava Flav & Paula Abdul Are Hittin Bus Rides Tonight - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Pics From The 2007 Fashion Cares In Toronto Canada - Juicy News
The Mamas & The Papas Were Inducted Into The Hollywood Rockwalk. - Glitterati Gossip
Bud’s busted with Bud - Evil Beet Gossip
Vanessa Minnillo’s Ass Is Rockin! - Ninja Dude
Zahara Jolie-Pitt Is So Damn Cute! - Holy Candy
Pics From Shrek The 3rd Movie Premiere In New York City - Daily Stab

Cameron Diaz was on the Today Show yesterday morning promoting Shrek 3 looking a little on the ‘I got fucked up last night and had 3 hours of sleep’ side. Wanna know why? Cause she’s a kinky bitch just like I said in the Subject! haha! I’m stupid. Game Over.
Before telling Meredith Vieira that “it’s like high school and celebrities are the popular kids,” the head cheerleader was at the Box on Christie Street for a live R-rated sex show - and stayed until 4 a.m.
One spy told Page Six the show was “two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated ’sex show’ conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time.”
Oh My Gawsh! I used to work that sex show 2 years ago! But it wasn’t in New York, and I guess it wasn’t really a ’show’ environment. Actually, it was just me and some chick from Guatemala in some old dude’s garage.
Something’s not right here? OH! I forgot to mention we didn’t use slime, we used grits and molasses and were cleaned off by goats. Ha! I knew I was missing something there.



At least JT’s thankful for the gig Cameron got him in Shrek 3.

Cameron Diaz and Jude Law at The Holiday Tokyo Press Conference.
Lindsay Lohan’s piece Jude looks “special” here, but we don’t mind.
Into Gossip

My fave pug, Cameron Diaz and Tyrese were caught getting nasty, swappin’ saliva at L.A. club Xenii.
“They made out right in front of me on the dance floor,” says the spy.
They also came (and left) together to a pre-Oscars party thrown by Harvey Weinstein, Tamara Mellon and Tracey Edmonds. Diaz’s rep tells us the two are not dating.

Timberlake had joined director Martin Scorsese and about eight other people at a table inside the hotel’s exclusive bar. Timberlake, in a striped coat, chatted briefly with Scorsese (who directed Diaz in Gangs of New York) and others at the table.Then, at about 1 a.m., Diaz arrived. “Cameron never joined their table,” says the observer. “She just showed up and Justin got up and started talking to her. They were being very discreet.
“They weren’t kissing or holding hands or anything, but they were being very friendly,” the observer adds.
The pair, who broke up last month after nearly four years together, then walked out the front door together a half-hour later. Says the onlooker:
“When I first saw this girl, I thought, ‘That’s not Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel.’ Then it hit me – it was Cameron! She was low-key, her hair was dark and pulled back.”
I’m luvin’ it. It’s more work for me, but I love when celebs play with the media a lil bit. Are Cameron and Justin going to get back together? Ooohhhhh!!!
