And by "action," I mean nothing happens that you can stroke to, but there are, indeed, two chicks in a bed together wearing heels that could leave holes in your mattress.

Carmen Electra is like Pam Anderson, she's never gonna stop trying to be sexy. If I had that body, I'm not so sure I would stop either. I'd be flashing workers in the nursing home and offering to give head without my dentures in. Workin' it forever!

You're gonna see some of the worst acting and faux sexiness and chemistry ever in this video. Enjoy?

Jump in for the "lesbian sex tape."

Carmen Electra was spotted leaving the Henry Fonda Theatre in Hollywood with half of her hair shaved off. She thinks she's cute. She thinks Cassie looks cute. She needs an optometrist.

Cassie's young enough for her look to be somewhat acceptable. Carmen Electra on the other hand merely appears symptomatic of a mid-life crisis. Those blue nails aren't helping her diagnosis either.

I gots three words: Hawt. Airbrushed. Uncomfortable (to wear).

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