Carrie Underwood is in the Bahamas right now and she wore a bikini! Gasp. Naturally the photographers went crazy on her, snapping pics of Lil Miss Perfect in two different bikinis.
I wonder if she's one of those rich b*tches who only wears things once? And where was her boyfriend Mike Fisher, whom she said she will never live with? Just cause she won't live with a man doesn't mean she won't sex him on a vacation.
Oh, Carrie's body? It's okay. She hits the gym. She takes care of business.









































