Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum will be back for 22nd Jump Street? Muahahahahahahaha! I'm not paid enough for this. Sony Pictures is close to inking a deal with writer Michael Bacall, who wrote 21 Jump Street and Project X. Negotiations are still taking place, but Jonah and Tatum are also expected to return. 

Producer Neal Moritz is also likely to be back for more.

If you watch 21 Jump Street, the way the film ends is the perfect setup for a sequel. Plus Hollywood likes sequels. In essence, the movie is a friggin' sequel of the popular 1980s cop drama, which launched Johnny Depp's career. I'm ecstatic that there's gonna be another Jump Street. Hopefully it will be just as good as the first one, and I'm hoping they'll have another new hot guy in there that I can write about, like I did with Dave Franco.

Channing Tatum may be easy on his side, but his penis may not be. I think they make slip covers to make ugly wieners prettier.

In the new issue of Details magazine, Channing talked about a recent mishap that happened during a film shoot. He was in Scotland filming a movie where he plays the part of a soldier, and there is a part in the film where he has to wade through freezing cold water. The only way for the actors to warm up after the chilly shoot was to pour a mix of boiling water and river water down their wet suits. The crew guy who took the job of "warming up" Channing apparently forgot to add cold water to the mix.

"He poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."

That's gotta hurt! Channing was rushed to a hospital, where he was given morphine for the pain and had his mangled wang patched up. He proudly says that he "had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis."

So if I ever take Channing hostage, I have to remember not to look at his dong, or it will ruin all of my fantasies.

Channing Tatum of Step Up, Step Up 2 and the upcoming G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra used to be a stripper, and a very good one at that.

Here's a video of Channing Tatum stripping down and working it out! First Channing is seen wearing oversized clothes before he takes 'em off and shakes it like a Heinz bottle. Ha. I won't give anymore deets, but it's all sexual chocolate. If you're not gay, you may be after this video. So proceed with caution. NSFW. The video is after the jump.

Is there anything you can do besides drool when you look at these pics of Channing Tatum?

I will gladly carry his bag, cowboy hat, jeans and belt buckle if he agrees to walk around my house naked with those shades hanging from his lip.  That belt could come in handy too!