Channing Tatum: His Burned, Mangled Penis
Channing Tatum may be easy on his side, but his penis may not be. I think they make slip covers to make ugly wieners prettier.
In the new issue of Details magazine, Channing talked about a recent mishap that happened during a film shoot. He was in Scotland filming a movie where he plays the part of a soldier, and there is a part in the film where he has to wade through freezing cold water. The only way for the actors to warm up after the chilly shoot was to pour a mix of boiling water and river water down their wet suits. The crew guy who took the job of "warming up" Channing apparently forgot to add cold water to the mix.
"He poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick."
That's gotta hurt! Channing was rushed to a hospital, where he was given morphine for the pain and had his mangled wang patched up. He proudly says that he "had five guys looking at my shriveled, burned penis."
So if I ever take Channing hostage, I have to remember not to look at his dong, or it will ruin all of my fantasies.
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