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The super gorgeous Charlize Theron and her equally attractive boyfriend, Stuart Townsend, have ended their nine-year relationship.

In 2007, Charlize said that she and Stuart "consider ourselves husband and wife. We want to spend our lives together." Well Charlize and Stuart did like many of Hollywood's husband and wives - they SPLIT!

Charlize, 34, ended things with the Irish actor after they spent the holidays in Mexico.

A source said, "They had become more like brother and sister than lovers. She truly loved Stuart but the relationship ran its course. He is heartbroken but she is insisting it is all over." Hmmm... well brothers and sisters don't f*ck, so I take it they weren't having enough sex and Charlize was ready to move onto better and bigger things. Bad pun intended. Get it, gurl!

AGREED!!!! But that's the appeal, Charlize. It's like a bad accident you can't turn away from even though you wanna.

Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron has seen The Hills and she doesn't understand why it's so popular.

"I realized that this f---ing show is huge. Now I'm going to ask you a question: Why Why is it so big? It's about nothing! This is a free country. Freedom of speech! You can tell me right now to my face that Reindeer Games was a piece of sh--. That's totally fine.

"But The Hills is about nothing. I think the girls are beautiful and when they cry their mascara runs and that's real, but I don't get it! [Pause.] I am a nana. I'll just take it. I am a nana. Maybe I need to watch the shows some more."

In March, Theron was bewildered when asked by MTV about The Hills.

"I do not know what The Hills are," she responded at the time. "Oh, now you're going to make me look like the old fart. God, you're a mother----er! Unbelievable! You're supposed to make me look like the cool movie star! Come on! Get with it! What is The Hills?"

Don't worry Charlize, the show will be over before you know it and your talent and sexy ass will be around for decades to come while these D-list talentless sluts fade into oblivion.

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I've heard people make comments like, 'You don't really want to be in the tabloids but you need to be for your career.' They believe it's actually important. It's not. It's ugly. "People say, 'That's your job.' It really isn't, actually. It's not my job to go out there and make an ass out of myself. Like, your life belongs to us now? That's the deal? I didn't get that memo. It wasn't sent to me and I didn't sign it. So, fuck you."

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Charlize Theron wants to join the mommy club. "I've been thinking about becoming a mom for a couple of years now," the 32-year-old actress says.

"My biological clock is ticking, but it hasn't gone off yet. I couldn't hope for my career to be going any better, and I have found the great love of my life in my relationship, so I think we're ready to start having kids running around the house. I'm ready to take on the responsibility of motherhood." Charlize says Stuart Townsend is "the man I want to share parenthood with."

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Charlize on the set of Hancock. When has she ever looked fug? I don't think it's possible.