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Ladies and genitalia, I bring you Chelsea Handler on the cover of the December issue of Playboy magazine.

She's got a hot little body! Chelsea revealed her cover during Jay Leno's show last night. She got in shape for the issue by not drinking "for like a day and a half." The spread includes a photo of her in an apron and mini dress while making a Christmas dinner with Chuy.

If Chelsea's doing the cover of Playboy, I think we need Chuy to do a pictorial for Playgirl. How hot would that be? It wouldn't be hot at all but it would be interesting!

Chelsea Handler gets naked in Allure magazine - this is a good look. I tend to think that Chelsea is a bit hard on the eyes, but none of that matters when you're too busy staring at her boobs and belly button. Hot.

Joining Chelsea in the strip down is Dollhouse's Eliza Dushku whose breasts remind me of ice cream cones. Why are they so erect? Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi looks amazing. Work it out, girls! Airbrushing is a woman's best friend.

The Advocate: When did you first feel love from gays?

Chelsea Handler: When I had sex with my first gay man. It was pretty quick and painless, but I definitely felt it. [Laughs] I was never some fruit fly hanging around with a bunch of gay guys. I always just loved gay people. Now I definitely have friends and people on staff who are gay, but I don't only hang around gay people. It's not like I'm trying to be Tori Spelling �" on many levels.. [...]

Did you attend any Prop. 8 protests or rallies?

I only go where the gay people invite me to go. It's not nice to do things for the community only when people are looking. People who speak out for gay people just so that they can create a fan base annoy the shit out of me. People like Tori Spelling. She doesn't have compassion for them. She's not going out doing things for them. She's like, "Oh, I have such a huge gay following." It's because no one else is following her!

Thank you, Chelsea! Tori has no fans so she says her fan base is "the gays," which is pure lie-telling. Sad.

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