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Is he cute yet? NO!!!!!!!!!! Christina Aguilera was seen walking the street with her baby son Max.

Max still looks special, his face remains unfortunate, but Xtina still walks around with him in broad daylight? Christina Aguilera's husband Jordan Bat Boy is never seen with Max for whatever reason. He shouldn't be ashamed, it's his genes that created Max's stunning looks.

It's time for Xtina to try having another baby. Better luck next time.

Preceding Christina Aguilera's baby making days with a fugly, thick dude, she was a certified skank. Christina would take sexy pics all the time, nude photos, would talk about sex like Tyra Banks talks about herself, and wore barely there outfits. She also wanted to go by the name Xtina cause she was that sexual.

And although Ms. Aguilera has tamed herself down a bit, she's still a slut at heart, and that's why she was born to play a burlesque ho in her film debut. Xtina won't even be acting, just recreating the shiz she used to do in the bedroom for years!

Aguilera will play an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club that appears to be right out of Bob Fosse's "Cabaret."

Donald De Line will produce.

Aguilera has never starred in a film, though she lent her voice to the animated "Shark Tale."

"I couldn't be more excited, as this was a project written with her in mind," Screen Gems topper Clint Culpepper said.

The movie will shoot late this year.

Xtina Aguilera was spotted having lunch in Beverly Hills and then shopping later at Fred Segal on Melrose. She looks amazing! Christina looks gorgeous in light colors and pale lipstick. No more clown face, please.

Christina Aguilera is photographed leaving The Viper Room on  Saturday. She was probably rehearsing her performance for Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party where she performed that night. Xtina has NO hair! Even her bangs are sewn or glued in synthetic strands. No female's hairline begins that far back. I think she's pretty enough to pull off a short 'do. She should just shave it all off and start over cause the weaves are yanking out the lil peach fuzz she has left on her noggin. Heh.

Christina Aguilera's son Max is the antithesis of attractive. I won't say that he is fug, I'm just gonna allow you to read between the lines.

Max got it all from his bat boy father and I am saddened for him. He is going to be taunted. He looks like a lovechild of a hobbit and a Siamese mouse.

Christina Aguilera gives her little man, 13-month-old Max, a lift Tuesday after a lunch date in Los Feliz, Calif. Aguilera celebrated her son's first birthday in January with a bash inspired by the children's book Where the Wild Things Are.

The Bratmans are BAD JEWS! Look at Christina Decked out in green and red like she still celebrates Christmas. Plus, Jordan is carrying Christmas wrapping paper. It looks like their kid Max will be a Chrismukkah kid (see Seth Cohen).

Even though they lack Hanukkah spirit, Jordan and Christina are making me feel slightly festive. Festive enough to make cookies. I made white chocolate macadamia nut and double chocolate mint cookies. That's right, that bitch Martha Stewart doesn't got shit on me.

Those bangs kill me.

Christina Aguilera at the"beautyLIGHT" Book Launch in Beverly Hills.

Poor thing didn't have enough girlfriends while growing up to teach her about fashion. Xtina did move around a lot cause her dad was in the military. And now she's married to a human bat boy. She doesn't have a clue.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I really wish Xtina would get some self-esteem so she doesn't have to drench her face in paint every time she walks outside. She's a beautiful woman but she doesn't know it and she sure as hell doesn't know how to show it by looking like an effing clown.

Christina wants to be a strong powerful woman making strong statements about being proud of your sexuality, but how about being proud of how your natural looks?

This happens about twice a year. Xtina's husband does not look like a bat boy here. Also, can you believe that this is the best Jordan looks with a beard? I can't even fathom the raw fug that would be unleashed if this man were hairless.

Christina Aguilera â€" who recently debuted the video for her single "Keeps Gettin' Better" â€" stays warm with a hot beverage and keeps on moving with husband Jordan Bratman during a dreary Tuesday in New York City.

The video is so much more interesting than the song. Still tryna figure out whether that's a good thing or not. I also have to note that it makes my day watching a beautiful woman like Xtina transform herself into a tranny in clown makeup and actually think she looks good time and time again. Warms my lil heart right up.

Now that TRL is ending its 10-year run on MTV, Christina Aguilera is taking to the Web to premiere her new music video for her hit single, "Keeps Gettin' Better," on Monday afternoon.

The singer, 27, chose iLike.com, a social music Web site and Facebook application, to release her new video. In it, Aguilera travels through time â€" and costumes â€" to the present day.

"I really enjoyed making the video," Aguilera says. "Being an artist who likes to play around with different looks, it was a lot of fun to portray various characters within the same shoot."

The song will be featured on her greatest hits CD, which includes 10 of her best singles and another brand new song, "Dynamite." It will be available exclusively at Target stores on Nov. 11.

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