But we thought that Christina Aguilera LOVES her curves and that she is a sexy, confident CURVY woman?! Isn't that what she's been saying on repeat ever since she gained a good 20 lbs.? Xtina is one of the judges on The Voice and she also naturally looks "fat," which makes it difficult to film with her self-conscious, or should I say "confident, curvy woman," a*s!

An insider says: “Christina holds up pro­duction with her constant demands, saying, ‘Don’t make me look fat’ or ‘Don’t show my butt.’”

Xtina wants to only be shot from flattering angles, does she have any? She also forces segments to be reshot. Stylists must also bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she’s always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thin­ner.”

Adam Levine, who is a diva in his own right, and is more outspoken and b!tchy than most heterosexual men, isn't feelin' it. The Enquirer reports: "Adam really can’t stand it. He’s the first one to say that she’s unpro­fessional and producers shouldn’t reshoot takes just because she doesn’t like how she looks.”

Following the Super Bowl ensures that any program will receive a huge ratings spike. The Voice is like American Idol, only cooler and with likable, relevant celebrity judges that aren't has beens. The fun show scored THE HIGHEST 18-49 rating for any entertainment telecast on any network in six years!!!!! The Voice is NBC's best post-Super Bowl program since "Friends" in 1996 and the show brought NBC the best entertainment telecast ratings since the finale of Friends.

Part 2 of The Voice's season premiere airs tonight. You should check the show out if you haven't already. Here's the hilarious Vocal Kombat commercial for The Voice that aired during the Super Bowl!

The Voice Vocal Kombat Commercial

Christina Aguilera sang "At Last" at Etta James' memorial service at an L.A. church on Saturday. Hours later, the Internet was buzzing as photographers' advanced cameras were able to catch streaks of liquid that were dripping down Xtina's legs.

Many assumed that the girl was menstruating, others said that sweat caused her spray tan to streak. The photos are tragic and both scenarios seem likely, however, I think the girl was on the rag. If you look at the photo, sweat doesn't appear to be anywhere on Christina's body. A liquid is streaming down from the woman's crotch. If Christina was sweating, sweat would not only be dispersed between her legs... Menstruation doesn't just appear like a GD flood. This is insanity. Why didn't Christina walk off the stage and prep before singing a song?! She wiped off her legs a few times on stage before she began to sing. SMH! I'm speechless.

A source says that Christina's performance at Etta James' memorial "was her proudest moment" and that the streak marks were created because "The sweat caused her spray tan to streak." Riiiiiiight.

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Over the weekend, Christina Aguilera reminded the world why she's a judge on The Voice! Ha. The former teen pop star turned drunken train wreck sang Etta James' iconic song "At Last." Etta actually did a remake of the song, someone else originally sang it, and Aguilera made it her own. Etta would be proud of her. Now haters are gonna hate, and I was shocked to read one gossip blogger's 2 cents on Xtina's performance; the blogger was going in. Sad. Christina can't sing, she can sang, so why not focus on that? Nice pipes woman!

Christina Aguilera, Etta James Funeral

Christina Aguilera landed the cover of Marie Claire possibly so that she could promote the upcoming season of the show that has made her relevant again, NBC's The Voice. In her exclusive, Christina says that 2011 "was a rough year."

She explained: “Between my divorce and the other things I went through, a lot happened. It’s hard for anyone to go through that in public... I grew an even thicker skin after that hard year.”

Christina says that she's had her highs and lows.

"I’ve been through the gamut of all things in this business. Being too thin. Being bigger. I’ve been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. It’s noise I block out automatically. I love my body. My boyfriend loooves my body.”

She added: "I happen to be very confident in my own skin. It takes time to get to that place, but it’s all about embracing yourself and your body.”

I only wish that all this "embracing" that Xtina talks about meant that she'd wear clothes that actually fit.

If Christina Aguilera hasn’t already made it clear to you, she’s gained some weight, but she’s really, really super-comfortable with her body, okay?! While promoting The Voice, 31-year-old Xtina talked about how she loves her body and her boyfriend Matt Rutler loves her body and all the haters can just hate.

From there, she explains that her weight isn’t just her problem, it’s society’s problem. “Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny,” she says. “As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all the confirmation I need.”

Really, I agree with that. It’s important to feel good about yourself yada, yada yada, but OMG Christina Aguilera should never ever go bra-less, like she did for this interview. There is being comfortable with your body, and there is dressing like you’re a flat-in-every-way teenager when you have moderately large t*ts. Her boobs look saggy as sh!t and that’s just not attractive. Push ‘em up! Cover ‘em up! Pancake boobs are eye magnets and I don’t want to have to fixate on them any longer. There are much better things to look at in the world. Kay, thanks.

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Christina Aguilera is working on her next album and her debut single will be called "F*ck Your Body". The radio version of the album will be called "Love Your Body". It has been two years since Xtina released her last record, Bionic, which flopped.

The album artwork is posted above. Considering that Christina is pretty much overweight at this point and in denial about it, it makes sense that she would release a song called "Love Your Body." She's trying to shove her fake confidence down our throats for some reason, as if we care. All we want to see is people who wear clothes that friggin' fit!

Christina is an intolerable C U Next Tuesday who won't be knocked off of her high horse without a fight. Apparently we're the ones with a problem. It should be totally fine that she wears clothes that are 2 sizes too small, it just means that she loves her body, y'all!

For some reason, Adam Lambert is a huge fan of Christina Aguilera. What's even more surprising, is that he continues to admire the singer after she drunkenly staggered into him at an LA bar recently (at least, that's how I picture the encounter).

"Randomly met @TheRealXtina for the first time last night. She was lovely. #alwaysafan," Adam tweeted yesterday. The two apparently met by chance at an LA hot spot. We can assume that Christina was hammered (because she always is), but based on Adam's claim that she was "lovely" (and not the bloated, egotistical loudmouth we've come to expect) we're guessing that the Glambert had knocked back a few himself.

Adam has frequently expressed his admiration for X-tina in the past, and he was one of the few people who had high praise for her latest critical and commercial flop of an album. The two were said to be working on a duet together about a year ago, but the rumors were eventually shot down. Maybe they planned some studio time together over appletinis.

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Christina Aguilera pregnancy rumors sparked again after she wore another form-fitting outfit Sunday night. Christina performed at the American Music Awards with Maroon 5. One of Xtina's friends says that the singer is "not pregnant!"

"She’s a Latina woman with curves and since when is it not ok to have curves? She feels like she is setting an example for women and young girls," Christina's source says. "Not everyone is super skinny and she wants girls to embrace their body type."

The only example Xtina is setting for women and young girls is a bad one. If chicks with Christina's figure follow her lead, people will put their hands on their stomach and ask when the baby is due.

Christina is insecure. If she honestly thought that she was sexy, she wouldn't be seen in clown makeup everyday and she wouldn't feel compelled to wear dresses that are too tight. She would know that she looks hot even when she isn't wearing clothes that cut off her circulation.

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Photos like these are the reason why we have a "Straight Fug" category. Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend for hire, Matt Rutler, walked the red carpet attended the “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Launch Party” last night. Christina's weave doesn't match, her makeup is orange, and her teeth should be bleached.

Xtina, who was probably drunk before she left her house for the event, forced Matt to pretend that he wants to kiss her. Surprisingly he doesn't look too thrilled!

Christina is overweight and she's housing a few small bottles of rum in her cheeks. She still wants us to think that she's hot though, which is why she's wearing tight pants, a black leather jacket, and 4 lbs. of makeup. She needs to be groped and kissed on in public to distract us from the sad reality of her life; she is far from as hot as she used to be yet she's struggling to accept it. Mariah Carey just pumped out twins in her 40s and she looks better today than Christina looks at 30. B!tch needs some friggin' help, but she's just too vain to seek it.

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