Christina Aguilera's hubby Jordan Bratman definitely isn't hot, but he doesn't look so bad here. I'd grab onto those ears and ride!

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Christina Aguilera has fuelled reports she is expecting her first child, after her spokesperson declined to deny she is pregnant.

Earlier this week, entertainment website TMZ.com reported Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman visited the Maternal Fetal Medicine Association in New York City last Thursday.

When asked to confirm or deny the reports, the Genie In A Bottle hit maker's spokeswoman said, "I cannot confirm (the reports)."

So you can't confirm but ya can't deny either? WTF? I bet there's a baby on the way. Woo hoo! But Jordan has a serious beak on him so if Christina IS prego, I surely hope that child carries most of her features. I'm praying it's a boy so we don't need to worry about a 5 year old running around in ass chaps with a 50's blonde bouffant hair do.

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Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman at Nylon magazine's 8th anniversary party.
It wasn't difficult for anyone to believe Dallas Austin's allegations that Christina cheats. Every time we see a picture of Jordan we ask ourselves, "WHY?!!!" and "HOW?!"

Producer turned attention whore/asshole Dallas Austin posted videos saying that Joss Stone has sex for tracks, then she gets your music and moves on to the next cock/producer with beats.

He also said Christina Aguilera not only sleeps around, but she was obsessed with him and that's how she met her hubby, Jordan Bratman. Jordan is Dallas' former assitant. But being the true gentleman that he is, Austin is retracting his statements. The allegations were false.

"Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families.

 

"The comments I made about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone were purely an act of retaliation not of malice or cruel intent.

As we all have our boiling points, I sincerely apologize as this is not my character nor should I have let anyone's actions push me to this limit. I have let my family, friends, employees and business associates down with my actions.

"All content and any malicious statements that were in my control have been removed from outlets that may have posted this.

"Please accept this as my formal statement and apology to all parties involved."

Yep, Austin's a jerk, but I just love it when guys throw a bitch fest like this. Females aren't the only ones who gossip. But if a chick came up with this story, she would say so and so "fucks for tracks," got pregnant, then hooked up with a dude who banged Parisite Hilton and now she has herpes too. We're more creative.

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Dallas Austin is a super successful producer with many, many hits under his belt. He also used to date Chilli, and, for some reason he's coming out now claiming that "these bitches are fu*kin' for tracks!"

In a new video Dallas says Xtina is a ho and Dallas also alleges that his former friend and her husband Jordan Bratman knows about it. According to Dallas, Christina Aguilera banged five of his friends. He also says Joss Stone is doing the same thing.

Grammy award winning songwriter and producer Dallas Austin is the subject of an explosive video interview where he accuses Christina Aguilera and British soul singer Joss Stone of providing sexual favors in exchange for production work on their CDs.

"Christina Aguilera, Joss Stone... all these bitches be fuckin' for tracks," Austin says in the video.

"You go in the studio with the regular girls like Ciara and them, they just want to get their work done. Fuck all these bitches fuckin' for tracks."

Dallas isn't exactly a gentleman for making these claims, but I totally believe this. Joss Stone is currently dating a producer after she just wrapped up a relationship with a different producer before that. Desperate!

And Christina always claims that she's "dirrrty" so no one should be surprised. Jerks who can't keep their mouths shut make for really good stories. :)

Dallas Austin's videos about Joss and Christina Aguilera
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Christina and friends at her afterparty at Pure.
Actually, Christina needs to lay off on the orange tan a bit. Has she heard of the beach?

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At least that's how I'd announce it if I was Christina's rep.

An employee at the Beverly Hills kids boutique Bellini told the New York Daily News that Aguilera and her husband of more than a year, Jordan Bratman, went on a $3,000 shopping spree at the store on Saturday where she confided that she's having a baby.

"They seemed really excited," a worker at the boutique told the Daily News.

"She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby."

However, Xtina's rep says that the employee needs to get her eyes checked because the singer was 50,000 feet in the air at the time of the supposed sighting.

"She was not at Bellini. She was on a plane to Las Vegas for the NBA appearance."

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"She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping," a clerk told us yesterday. "They said they don't know what they're having."

But Aguilera says this is news to her. "She said it is not true and she wasn't in Bellini," her spokeswoman says. The store employee, who says the Aguilera-like paid for her purchases in cash, insists she spoke to her about it personally.

"They seemed really excited. She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby," the worker told us.

In Touch magazine first got news of the apparent visit to Bellini. They report her $3,000 shopping spree included "a dozen Petit Bateau onesies at $20 each, several $90 little Giraffe blankets, a $350 Mia Bossi polkadot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller."

I'm sure Christina Aguilera will get pregnant soon enuf. I'm guessing it'll happen on one of her naked Sundays.

Gawd, this baby needs to look like the baby mama. Jordan's ears, nose, eyes, mouth,... oh shit, his whole face! Oh no, their baby must look like Christina. Sweet Geezus.

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