What better way is there to start your day than by looking at someone sexy? Adam Levine attended a press junket for "The Voice" a few days ago and he still looks just as good as he always did. His smile is perfect, his mane is thick, and his stubble is... not so great, but I'll take it.

Christina Aguilera also looked decent. She ditched the leotard and her weave didn't look like it barely survived a tornado. Xtina hasn't looked this good in a long time, while Adam Levine remains a sex god. The Voice returns in February. Guess who'll be watching?

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Ah, karma. Remember the early 2000s when Christina Aguilera was the hottest thing going and Kelly Osbourne was just a chunky chick with a drugged-up dad? Well, it looks like Xtina's b!tchy comments from those days have come back to bite her in her gigantic @ss.

Kelly took some flak a couple months ago for calling Christina a "fat b!tch," but rather than back down from the comment, as celebs usually do these days, Kelly is sticking to her guns. "She called me fat for years," Kelly said recently. "I was never that fat." While it may be untrue that Kelly was never as big as Christina is now, it's still gratifying to see the mean girl get her just desserts. And since Kelly appears on the E! show Fashion Police, she's got none other than insult queen Joan Rivers in her corner. "Looks like Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter," Joan quipped about Christina on a recent episode. Elderly burn!

It should be noted, too, that in addition to losing the extra pounds, Kelly also kicked her addiction to booze, something that Christina still seems to struggle with. Oh, and Kelly also seems to have some semblance of a personality. So, it seems safe to say at this point - advantage, Osbourne. Maybe they'll give her Christina's chair on The Voice next season. Dare to dream.

Being overweight does not fit Christina Aguilera, who houses most of her chunk in her cheeks. As Kelly Osbourne said "She is just becoming the fat b!tch she was born to be!"

Christina performing at the Michael Jackson tribute

I don't even care how much Christina weighs, my issue is that she is trying to look hot when her hotness died years ago. She's just so superficial and drenched in denial that she thinks she needs to look sexy at all times. Today Xtina can no longer roll around humping the floor in a pair of chaps like she did in "Dirrrrrty," cause she would simply be left out of breath.

These days Xtina's making Britney Spears look like LeAnn Rimes. SMH.

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Christina Aguilera is P.O.-ed that people are implying she abused her 3 year-old son. Photos of the pop singer and Max leaving LAX started circulating yesterday due to a nasty looking bruise on his face, leaving some people to believe that her “erratic behavior and alleged booze-filled outings” contributed to her son’s injury.

Max got the shiner--which stretches from cheek-to-cheek--last week while out with his nanny chasing squirrels in the park (yeah, yeah, don’t pretend you didn’t do stuff like that when you were a kid). In the process, he tripped over a rock, which led to the bruising on his face. Max was taken to the doctor immediately after the incident and suffered no other injuries.

A friend explained that it was a typical childhood accident and Christina would never do anything to harm her son. "Christina is a great mom...Max is her number one priority."

The Voice judge grew up with an abusive father, so it’s no wonder she’d react so splendidly b!tchtastic towards the idea that she hurt her kid.

So...nanny’s fault?

Earlier this week, Mila Kunis made some remarks about her own dieting experience that rubbed countless American women the wrong way. Specifically, she made the controversial claim that, "anyone can lose weight." The up-and-coming actress certainly didn't mean to offend but in light of the fact that millions of Americans of both genders struggle with their weight, her comments appear more than a little insensitive. The fact that the remarks came from a naturally svelte and gorgeous young actress made them seem all the more callous.

The negative reaction to Mila's interview seemed to be universal. People of all shapes and sizes agreed that she shouldn't have made such sweeping generalizations about such a widespread problem. It was a positive sign for anyone who struggled with weight loss. Maybe the days of jokes at the expense of the obese were over. Maybe we as a nation were ready to address the major national crisis that is the obesity epidemic and put people in their place when they treated being overweight as a joke. But then, again, didn't we all have a very different reaction to Kelly Osbourne's comments about Christina Aguilera?

Christina has unquestionably put on some weight over the years, and Kelly had a field day with her extra pounds recently, reveling in the fact that she's "become the fat b!tch she was always supposed to be." Osbourne's comments, though made with the sole intention of offending someone, didn't receive a tenth of the negative reaction of Mila's remarks. In fact, Kelly was praised for her honesty. But why? Is it because she struggled with her weight in the past? Are we really saying that pretty people should be held to a different standard with regard to what they're allowed to say? And what about Leann Rimes? Can we all continue to give her a hard time? 

Are we reaching the point where the overweight are off limits but the underweight are fair game for ridicule? Mila's comments may have been in poor judgment but you can't blame her for being confused about the rules when it comes to talking about weight in public. Our culture is even more confused and contradictory about what's acceptable and what's not when it comes to size than it is about race. It's only when we're able to get rid of the double standards and have an honest discussion about weight and the ways that our size impacts our place in society that we'll be able to get to the heart of the matter without stepping on one another's toes.

Christina Aguilera  has agreed to perform at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert in Wales in October. She will be joined by fellow 'The Voice' judge Cee Lo, and other musical guests such as Leona Lewis, Smokey Robinson and Alien Ant Farm.

According to an executive for Global Live Events, "This announcement is just the beginning, we have many more to announce."

Who would you like to see perform at the tribute concert? I can't imagine Beyonce turning down an offer and I'd be surprised if Chris Brown and Justin Timberlake wouldn't jump on it as well. Heck Justin Bieber could even work it out singing 'ABC' with his girly voice!

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Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" video was released yesterday, and in case you missed it, we've got it for you. When Adam Levine was on the Today Show last Friday, he said that a lot of people have asked him "What's a Jagger?!" He said that he's happy to expose people to Mick Jagger with this song. This sexy song and video is such a wonderful tribute to Mr. Rolling Stone. I can't move like Jagger, but it's good to know that Adam can move like him in the bedroom. Also, Kelly Osbourne is right. Christina Aguilera's fat face makes her look far from skinny in this video. Karma's a you know what!

Maroon 5, Moves Like Jagger

Kelly Osbourne has never been one to hold back and she ripped Christina Aguilera a new one on a recent episode of E!'s Fashion Police. Christina is well known for being a diva, but you can also tell that Xtina is a raging b!tch. Unimpressed Kelly let the world know just how much of a jerk the ho is.

Joan Rivers said that Christina looked like she "stuffed into" her outfit and she likened her to "Snooki's Scandinavian cousin," but that was a compliment compared to what Osbourne said.

"Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don't know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house! She called me fat for so many f***ing years, so you know what? F**k you! You're fat too."

Remind us to never piss Kelly off.

Christina did buy the famous Osbourne house from the hit MTV series. Aguilera has always seemed like an awful person, totally untouchable and holier than thou. Kelly has always seemed real and genuine, too genuine perhaps, but this is exactly what Xtina deserves. Aguilera paints her face in makeup and wears the worst hair extensions and she's really unattractive with weight on. By looking at Christina's bloated face, she strongly resembles a little piggy in a dress, minus the snout, or a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy.

There's nothing wrong with a little cockiness, but you can just tell that some people take it way too far. Kelly FTW!

My panties have exploded! Kidding, or totally not. The great love of my life, Adam Levine, and Christina Aguilera performed their new song "Moves Like Jagger" on last night's episode of "The Voice." I wasn't able to watch last night's show cause I'm on vacation, but I'm convinced that the Internet was made for occasions like this. Thank you YouTube!

Adam Levine is the sexiest man alive, and there are so many layers to his hotness. He's scrawny and not very tall in person, but he's pretty much like a human vibrator: When you're with him, its guaranteed to be a good time. With lyrics like this, is anyone still wondering why chicks lose their friggin' minds over this dude?

And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue
And I’ll know you
Kiss me ’til you’re drunk
And I’ll show you all
All the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger

I don’t need to try to control you
Look into my eyes and I’ll own you
With them moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger
I’ve got the moves like jagger

Show me those moves!!! Jump in for the hot performance.

Christina Aguilera is looking very photo shopped and half dead classy on the cover of W magazine. That gorgeous flowing hair and the perfect placed roses make this a cover worth remembering... Whether it's for a good or bad reason. Anyway, Christina opens up in her interview about her troubled marriage, what really happened on Jeremy Renner's bed, and that pesky little drunken jail incident.

On her failed marriage to Jordan Bratman:

“At one time or another, we were both not angels. It got to a point where our life at home was reminding me of my own childhood. I will not have my son grow up in a tension-­filled home. I knew there would be a negative reaction in the press to my divorce, but I am not ­going to live my life because of something someone might say. That goes against everything I sing on my records. I have to be myself.”

The embarrassment of botching the National Anthem:

“Everything on the field at the Super Bowl was vividly bright, and I was having a moment,” Aguilera recalled. “I got lost in the emotion of being there and I messed up the lyrics to the song. I went to dinner after the Super Bowl with Matt and I laughed about how I’d made myself into a Trivial ­Pursuit question: ‘In 2011 what female singer flubbed the lyrics to the national anthem?’”