Christina Aguilera can't stay away from the booze, which means she should give me a call so we can play drinking games some time. According to Us Magazine, Christina was spotted at Osteria Mozza, the eatery she was at when she got sh!t faced with her man Matthew Rutler and ended up arrested. She didn't waste her time getting back to her favorite boozing spot, as it had only been three days since her arrest.

"She acted as if the arrest never happened. When their server offered them dessert, they asked for more wine." When it was time to leave, a witness said Christina seemed tipsy but this time she and Matthew left in a limo but her little time in jail hasn't slowed down Christina's partying.

"She should see the arrest as a wake-up call, but she doesn't. She doesn't think things are that bad."

Another source said Christina is "nearly fall-down wasted nearly every night," so I take back what I said about wanting to play drinking games with her. The girl can't handle her liquor so it wouldn't be any fun having to babysit her, and I'll be damned if I have to hold back her hair while she pukes.

Christina Aguilera has become a sloppy drunk girl in recent months and friends are hoping her arrest earlier this week will serve as a wake-up call. TMZ reports Christina's friends and associates have been trying to get her into treatment for alcohol abuse for months. A source points out that Xtina's drinking has become more of a problem than people realize. I think passing out on the bed of a celebrity I didn't know during a party would have opened my eyes just a little bit.

"Maybe when she was married she was able to keep it under wraps, but it's out in the open now."

Christina's drinking became an issue in her divorce.  Jordan Bratman voiced concern about Christina's drinking when they hashed out their child custody agreement but they ultimately agreed on joint custody. We're told Jordan has been mum since yesterday's arrest.  It's unclear if he'll try and reopen the custody case.

Screw it Christina, and go live with Charlie Sheen! He has become a winner at everything he does, and he can get you in the winning mind of sobriety..... Because he's sober, right? You could stand on the end of his bed and sing romantic ballads while he's making sex tapes with Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly. It's the cool kind of rehab.

Christina Aguilera and boyfriend Matt Rutler were arrested at 2:45 this morning. Matt was booked for DUI while Christina was charged with public intoxication and was forced to spend some time sobering up in the West Hollywood drunk tank.

TMZ reports: "Law enforcement sources tell us Aguilera appeared to be 'extremely intoxicated' and was 'unable to take care of herself.' However, the source adds, 'If the driver had NOT been arrested for DUI, Christina would never have been in trouble.' Sources close to Xtina tell us they have been trying to get the singer into a rehab program for weeks."

The drunk tank is basically for homeless vagrants, so average people have to be incredibly wasted to end up there, which means celebrities have to be ungodly hammered to get tossed in the tank. Christina must have been crawling around on all fours and belting out show tunes while Matt was getting breathalyzed.

Naturally, we'll have more details as they develop. Something tells me Jordan Bratman is having his best morning in years.

Christina Aguilera sang her little heart out for an Aretha Franklin tribute along with Jennifer Hudson, Ms. Florence Welch of Florence and the Machine, Martina McBride, and Yolanda Adams. Her performance was just as great as an Xtina performance could be, and then she had a huge slip and almost fell on her face. This is one week after she effed up the National Anthem lyrics at the Super Bowl. She needs to chill on the live television performances until she gets herself together.

Christina Aguilera Slips at Grammys

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have been living under the same roof since they announced their getting a divorce a few months ago. Living with the dude you're trying to leave has to be hard enough, but then she brought her new boyfriend Matthew Rutler into the mix and a source said "It has been stressful having her boyfriend and her husband under the same roof." Christina could set her boyfriend up in a swanky hotel near her home instead of dealing with the strangeness of having her ex and new boy toy in the same house. It's not like she couldn't afford to!

 It seemed like Jordan was never going to leave and it was going to turn into a real life 'War of the Roses.' Now that they have worked out their property, assets and debts, Jordan made a break for it and moved out while Christina was performing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. At least someone spared themselves from listening to her screw up the lyrics and totally hack the song all together. He's not as dumb as he looks!

The whole world watched Christina Aguilera royally botch the national anthem during Sunday's Super Bowl, but if the rumors are to be believed (And really, what else are rumors for?) forgotten lyrics and ridiculously over-the-top vocal performances may just be the beginning of the singer's problems.

The start of 2011 has been unkind to Christina, with her messy divorce being played out in the public eye and her heavily-hyped first film, Burlesque, bombing at the box office. According to those close to X-tina, her string of bad luck has led to a rash of risky and baffling behavior. Christina rushed into a relationship with Matt Rutler before the ink was dry on her divorce papers, leading many to speculate that there was a period of overlap in her relationships. In addition to the infidelity rumors, Christina has been plagued by reports of heavy boozing and irrational outbursts. She reportedly got wasted and passed out at actor Jeremy Renner's birthday party and got into a screaming match with actress Julianne Hough shortly thereafter.

There have been reports that Christina's staffers are urging her to seek help, which is pretty much what anyone would do if their boss suddenly started losing her sh!t in public and committing career suicide. Unlike your manager at Subway, however, Christina heads an empire worth an estimated $75,000,000 and a string of flops coupled with a major public image crisis could cost her everything. Christina's raw vocal talent always set her apart from pop flavors of the month and most of her fellow Disney alums, but even a golden voice and a devoted fan base may not be enough to save her from a Britney-esque public meltdown.

Note to Jordan Bratman: Your attempt at cock blocking has been unsuccessful and you've been left looking bitter and stupid! Get outta the house, tan for Christ's sake, and for the love of gawd wax your entire body and maybe some woman may get near your crotch this year.

Self-respect be damned, Jordan isn't going anywhere! Although Christina Aguilera filed for divorce from bat boy in October, Jordan has yet to move out of their mansion even though Christina's rebound Matt Rutler also lives there.

In late October there were reports that Xtina was staying at hotels cause living at home was uncomfortable for her. It turns out that Jordy is still up in the "crib"- that word is perfectly applicable here cause he's behaving like a baby.

“It’s gotten really awkward,” the Aguilera pal says of life at the $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion. “Jordan won’t leave the house!” The singer is so distraught that she broke down while knocking back vodka sodas and venting about the situation at L.A.’s the Dime nightclub January 25. “She was drinking and crying uncontrollably, talking about Jordan and the house,” says a witness. Adds another insider, “This is very stressful for her.”

Cheating on your husband with your boyfriend in front of your husband that you share the house you bought with only to allow your gigolo to move into is rough on a ho! Poor little selfish whore. Jordan's residency just gives lush Xtina another reason to get sauced. We're guessing that Jordy's making the most of it and getting in the way often to ensure that Christina and Matthew can't bone whenever they want to. Props?!

Christina Aguilera needs to read a guide on 'What Not To Do When You're Wasted' because she broke a cardinal rule... Don't pass out in the bed of someone you don't know. According to Us magazine, the drunk ho couldn't handle her liquor and apparently thought it was a good idea to take a little drunk nap in Jeremy Renner's bed when she attended his 40th birthday bash on January 8.

"Someone comes and tells me she's in my room. I run up and open the door and I'm like, 'Um, hi. What are you doing?' She just starts slurring. Her boyfriend [Matthew Rutler] was rubbing her back. Who comes to someone's birthday party that they don't know and gets in their bed?! My parents were there!"

What an idiot! Another source added "Christina was a mess at that party. She acted like a fool. Her boyfriend was shushing her and telling her to go to sleep."

Oh great. She's one of those chicks who gets trashed and becomes completely annoying. It's obvious she's dating a dude who doesn't know how to keep her from making an @ss out of herself. First the cat fight with Julianne Hough and now this? Christina's turning into a dirrrty girl. Step aside Britney, we've got a new hot mess in town. 

Hmmm...this one could go either way. It sounds too good to be true, but then again, Christina Aguilera does seem like she's been going off the deep end lately, and I choose to believe that if enough people think a story happened then it will come true. It's the Santa Claus theory of journalism.

E! Online is reporting that X-Tina drunkenly got all up in the grill of Burlesque co-star and Seacrest banger Julianne Hough at a pre-Golden Globes party. Ryan was not on hand to hide under a table and cry. According to witnesses, "Christina really got in her face," at one point grabbing Hough and leading her to squeal in her tiny chipmunk voice, "Don't touch me!" The two were quickly separated by security, but the damage to Christina's reputation had already been done, and the crowd seemed to side with Hough. "The whole thing was troubling," said one source. "People really felt bad for her."

Guess that will teach Julianne to leave the house without proper Seacrest protection.

Yesterday we posted some hot, half naked photos of Christina Aguilera standing in her closet in different attire. With the bruises on her legs it looked more like police evidence pictures, but hey, Christina can't be perfect all of the time!

According to Christina's rep, the photos were "taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera's home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist."

"We find the actions of the hackers and the press who purchased and/or obtained these photos to be irresponsible and actionable."

According to the rep, they are now "attempting to determine the identity of the hackers and will pursue them aggressively."

Is it common practice to take pictures of yourself when you look like you just walked out of a meth lab, and send them to your stylist? Maybe looking dead is the new black right now. I think Jordan Bratman is behind this. He has to be p!ssed that Xtina has moved on to a new man so quickly, so to get some revenge, he had a buddy hack the photos and post them online. Smart!

In case you didn't get to see the photos, I've posted them after the jump!