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Christina Aguilera: 'Not Myself Tonight' Video is Out

Christina Aguilera is selling her body cause it's obvious this video isn't about telling a story. The song is forgettable, but the music video makes me a fan of the song. Christina's like a sexier version of Lady Gaga and Gwen Stefani wrapped up in a dominatrix whore. She looks hawt. Werk!

Christina Aguilera 'Not Myself Tonight' Video And Photos

Christina Aguilera has a new video which premieres on April 30 but to keep people on their toes, they have been releasing photos from the shoot along with short preview clips. It seems like Christina is getting back to her 'Dirrty' days but in a cleaner, classier way.

Meow Kitty

I'm not sure wearing leather and drinking milk out of a bowl is exactly classy, but it's sexy and hot!

Although this clip of the video is only 11 seconds long, it has plenty of skin and kinkyness to hold you over until Friday, but I'm sure there will be another preview before then.

Playing With The Boys

Christina Aguilera Is More Sexual Since Becoming A Mom

Going through pregnancy and birth has worked wonders for Christina Aguilera's sexuality. It Sounds weird doesn't it? I thought so too but in a recent interview with Q100’s Bert Show in Atlanta, Christina explained how she's more comfortable in her own skin now more than ever.

Christina Aguilera Gets Naked

“I think [I’m] even a more sexual Christina … it’s just something that’s happening inside of me at this point in my life. Seeing your body do these things you never thought possible … When you have a baby, you go through a period where your body just is not your own. Once you bounce back from that and kind of get your body back … It’s a great feeling.”

It's been almost a year since I had our POTP baby and I'm still waiting for my body to 'bounce back'. I'm starting to get a little impatient!

Christina still enjoys naked Sundays at home with her husband Jordan Bratman and says she'll teach the beauty of nakedness to her son as he grows up.

“It’s something to be respected and seen as a thing of beauty. I think it’s only weird whenever you shame it and raise your child to look at it in a weird light.”

We all come into this world naked, but I don't think you need to walk around your kid with your vag in full view or your scrotum smacking your leg as you walk down the stairs. Nudity can be beautiful when it comes to art, but not when your mom is making pancakes in the morning.

Christina Aguilera: The Bionic Woman

Here's the new cover of Christina Aguilera's upcoming album 'Bionic'. Do you dig it? I think it's blah and a little too cartoonish for my taste. It reminds me of a robo dominatrix and that's hot!

Christina Aguilera Is Bionic

Christina is pumped about her new album and the different vibe that's coming along with it.

“I’m so excited -- I’ve had an idea for a futuristic feel for many years now,” she told InTouch. “It's always been in the back of my mind to do a more futuristic sound. I was inspired by artists that I am collaborating with on the album. Folks like Sia, Ladytron and Goldfrapp.”

The album is due to be released on June 8 and I can't wait! Even though I don't like the cover art, Christina's voice rocks out and I'm thrilled to hear what kind of 'futuristic' sound she's bringing to the table.

Ugly Baby Alert Featuring Christina Aguilera's Son Max

Is he cute yet? NO!!!!!!!!!! Christina Aguilera was seen walking the street with her baby son Max.

Max still looks special, his face remains unfortunate, but Xtina still walks around with him in broad daylight? Christina Aguilera's husband Jordan Bat Boy is never seen with Max for whatever reason. He shouldn't be ashamed, it's his genes that created Max's stunning looks.

It's time for Xtina to try having another baby. Better luck next time.

Christina Aguilera to Star in Film Titled 'Burlesque'

Christina Aguilera Burlesque movie

Preceding Christina Aguilera's baby making days with a fugly, thick dude, she was a certified skank. Christina would take sexy pics all the time, nude photos, would talk about sex like Tyra Banks talks about herself, and wore barely there outfits. She also wanted to go by the name Xtina cause she was that sexual.

And although Ms. Aguilera has tamed herself down a bit, she's still a slut at heart, and that's why she was born to play a burlesque ho in her film debut. Xtina won't even be acting, just recreating the shiz she used to do in the bedroom for years!

Aguilera will play an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club that appears to be right out of Bob Fosse's "Cabaret."

Donald De Line will produce.

Aguilera has never starred in a film, though she lent her voice to the animated "Shark Tale."

"I couldn't be more excited, as this was a project written with her in mind," Screen Gems topper Clint Culpepper said.

The movie will shoot late this year.

Bowl-Legged

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Christina Aguilera bowl legged

Christina Aguilera walking in Hollywood

Xtina Aguilera was spotted having lunch in Beverly Hills and then shopping later at Fred Segal on Melrose. She looks amazing! Christina looks gorgeous in light colors and pale lipstick. No more clown face, please.

B*tch Is Bald

Christina Aguilera is bald

Christina Aguilera is photographed leaving The Viper Room on  Saturday. She was probably rehearsing her performance for Perez Hilton's 31st birthday party where she performed that night. Xtina has NO hair! Even her bangs are sewn or glued in synthetic strands. No female's hairline begins that far back. I think she's pretty enough to pull off a short 'do. She should just shave it all off and start over cause the weaves are yanking out the lil peach fuzz she has left on her noggin. Heh.

You Already Know What I'm Going to Say

Christina Aguilera's son Max is the antithesis of attractive. I won't say that he is fug, I'm just gonna allow you to read between the lines.

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Max got it all from his bat boy father and I am saddened for him. He is going to be taunted. He looks like a lovechild of a hobbit and a Siamese mouse.

Christina Aguilera gives her little man, 13-month-old Max, a lift Tuesday after a lunch date in Los Feliz, Calif. Aguilera celebrated her son's first birthday in January with a bash inspired by the children's book Where the Wild Things Are.

Festive Time

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The Bratmans are BAD JEWS! Look at Christina Decked out in green and red like she still celebrates Christmas. Plus, Jordan is carrying Christmas wrapping paper. It looks like their kid Max will be a Chrismukkah kid (see Seth Cohen).

Even though they lack Hanukkah spirit, Jordan and Christina are making me feel slightly festive. Festive enough to make cookies. I made white chocolate macadamia nut and double chocolate mint cookies. That's right, that bitch Martha Stewart doesn't got shit on me.