The Bratmans are BAD JEWS! Look at Christina Decked out in green and red like she still celebrates Christmas. Plus, Jordan is carrying Christmas wrapping paper. It looks like their kid Max will be a Chrismukkah kid (see Seth Cohen).
Even though they lack Hanukkah spirit, Jordan and Christina are making me feel slightly festive. Festive enough to make cookies. I made white chocolate macadamia nut and double chocolate mint cookies. That's right, that bitch Martha Stewart doesn't got shit on me.
This happens about twice a year. Xtina's husband does not look like a bat boy here. Also, can you believe that this is the best Jordan looks with a beard? I can't even fathom the raw fug that would be unleashed if this man were hairless.
Christina Aguilera â" who recently debuted the video for her single "Keeps Gettin' Better" â" stays warm with a hot beverage and keeps on moving with husband Jordan Bratman during a dreary Tuesday in New York City.
The video is so much more interesting than the song. Still tryna figure out whether that's a good thing or not. I also have to note that it makes my day watching a beautiful woman like Xtina transform herself into a tranny in clown makeup and actually think she looks good time and time again. Warms my lil heart right up.
Now that TRL is ending its 10-year run on MTV, Christina Aguilera is taking to the Web to premiere her new music video for her hit single, "Keeps Gettin' Better," on Monday afternoon.
The singer, 27, chose iLike.com, a social music Web site and Facebook application, to release her new video. In it, Aguilera travels through time â" and costumes â" to the present day.
"I really enjoyed making the video," Aguilera says. "Being an artist who likes to play around with different looks, it was a lot of fun to portray various characters within the same shoot."
The song will be featured on her greatest hits CD, which includes 10 of her best singles and another brand new song, "Dynamite." It will be available exclusively at Target stores on Nov. 11.
I wanna know what they're talkin' bout!!!
Went down like this:
Prince William spotted Xtina, walked over to her and sat his royal arse down. The two were sitting closely, "flirting" like crazy and they exchanged digits.
Then the infested heiress came up, sitting down unannounced. At that point Prince Harry left the table. He wants to have kids someday, doesn't wanna go sterile. Paris sitting her skank ass down apparently upset Xtina but she didn't wanna go ghetto in front of rotalty. Paris and William also exchanged numbers and were friendly.
Think about it, who did Prince William approach first? The one without the diseases. Paris' wonk also influenced the prince's preference.
The wonk is scary business. You dunno whether you should look directly at it, take a quick glimpse then focus on sumthin else, twitch, tell her to fix it, or try to see if its eyelid moves at the same pace of her normal eye. It's work figuring out what to do when you're talking to someone with a fugged up eye. There's a lot that must be figured out first before any attempts should be made, proceeding only if you're exercising proper precautionary steps and have quick reflex reactions.
Christina's bat boy was also in the club. Poor thing is just like a backdrop, effing scenery when Christina wants to talk to other, more attractive people within the same venues.
Christina Aguilera appeared at the Africa Rising concert in London on Tuesday looking like she desperately needs some self-esteem and fashion sense. Everyday is Halloween for Xtina. That shemale in shock in the background totally wants to grab her tits.
This was supposed to be published days ago, I saved it as a draft instead of hitting "publish." I need meds.
Don't ask me why, but I do. I'm into it. I may be persuaded by the pink purse, though. I heart pink.
Xtina debuted a platinum new wig, pink lipstick and a slimming, all-black outfit at the Rock the Vote event last night. Good move! You know the bitch doesn't have any hair left! Extensions are bad. Britney and Christina is all the proof you need.
I also like the pink lipstick on Ms. Aguilera. It makes her look like a real life Barbie and that's exactly what she is. Everything on her is synthetic.
WEIRD!!! Red hair is such a rare trait. I know I was shocked when my friend, a blonde, and her hubby, a blond, had a red headed daughter. It is strange.
How cute is Max now?! We haven't seen him in forever. Christina does a good job of shielding him from the spotlight unlike Gwen Stefani who made Kingston her purse. Max is definitely cute enough to be an accessory. Congrats to Xtina, he doesn't look like a mini-bat boy like her hubby. What a cutie. :)
Christina Aguilera has the perfect dinner date in son Max, 7 months! The singer and husband Jordan Bratman (not pictured) enjoyed a family night out Monday in New York City.
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