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I wanna know what they're talkin' bout!!!Went down like this:

Prince William spotted Xtina, walked over to her and sat his royal arse down. The two were sitting closely, "flirting" like crazy and they exchanged digits.

Then the infested heiress came up, sitting down unannounced. At that point Prince Harry left the table. He wants to have kids someday, doesn't wanna go sterile. Paris sitting her skank ass down apparently upset Xtina but she didn't wanna go ghetto in front of rotalty. Paris and William also exchanged numbers and were friendly.

Think about it, who did Prince William approach first? The one without the diseases. Paris' wonk also influenced the prince's preference.

The wonk is scary business. You dunno whether you should look directly at it, take a quick glimpse then focus on sumthin else, twitch, tell her to fix it, or try to see if its eyelid moves at the same pace of her normal eye. It's work figuring out what to do when you're talking to someone with a fugged up eye. There's a lot that must be figured out first before any attempts should be made, proceeding only if you're exercising proper precautionary steps and have quick reflex reactions.

Christina's bat boy was also in the club. Poor thing is just like a backdrop, effing scenery when Christina wants to talk to other, more attractive people within the same venues.

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Christina Aguilera appeared at the Africa Rising concert in London on Tuesday looking like she desperately needs some self-esteem and fashion sense. Everyday is Halloween for Xtina. That shemale in shock in the background totally wants to grab her tits.

This was supposed to be published days ago, I saved it as a draft instead of hitting "publish." I need meds.

Don't ask me why, but I do. I'm into it. I may be persuaded by the pink purse, though. I heart pink.

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Xtina debuted a platinum new wig, pink lipstick and a slimming, all-black outfit at the Rock the Vote event last night. Good move! You know the bitch doesn't have any hair left! Extensions are bad. Britney and Christina is all the proof you need.

I also like the pink lipstick on Ms. Aguilera. It makes her look like a real life Barbie and that's exactly what she is. Everything on her is synthetic.

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Xtina Aguilera was at the Macy's in NYC yesterday promoting her new perfume, "Inspire." Her fake tits are fighting again, they don't wanna be anywhere near each other.

WEIRD!!! Red hair is such a rare trait. I know I was shocked when my friend, a blonde, and her hubby, a blond, had a red headed daughter. It is strange.

How cute is Max now?! We haven't seen him in forever. Christina does a good job of shielding him from the spotlight unlike Gwen Stefani who made Kingston her purse. Max is definitely cute enough to be an accessory. Congrats to Xtina, he doesn't look like a mini-bat boy like her hubby. What a cutie. :)

Christina Aguilera has the perfect dinner date in son Max, 7 months! The singer and husband Jordan Bratman (not pictured) enjoyed a family night out Monday in New York City.

Donald Trump was clearly moved by Christina Aguilera's live performance at the Nakheel and Trump Organization party on Saturday night in Los Angeles to celebrate the Trump International Tower in Dubai.

The Donald looked spellbound by the striking songstress, shaking his head in disbelief as she showed off her four-octave range in an emotional rendition of her 2003 hit "Beautiful."

But as much as Trump clearly has a thing for the 27-year-old, she was pretty daunted by him as well.

"On a night like this I definitely get those pre-performance butterflies. I think there'd be something wrong if I didn't get them just a little bit �" it's Mr. Trump."

Christina hit up Donald's bash afterwards with his daughter Ivanka, Diddy, Pete Wentz, Avril Lavigne, her fug hubby Deryck, Orlando Bloom, Lucy Liu and more.

Donald was emotional? That's what happens when you realize you'll never get a chance to hear Xtina hit the high notes and scream your name in bed.

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Christina Aguilera was having dinner at The Ivy on June 27th and someone actually counted the number of times she greased her lips. A witness told Star Magazine they watched her reapply her lip gloss more than 30 times.

The witness said,

"She would take a bite of her calamari, then reapply her gloss, then take a bite of bread and reapply again."

This so doesn't surprise me, it's not the first story I've heard about her being so damn full of herself.

Christina Aguilera gave birth to her first child, Max Libron, earlier this year but recent photographs have showed the singer coming out of establishments late at night, leaving many to wonder if she has returned to her Xtina ways.

"I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that," Christina told Access Hollywood.

Though blogs have placed her back on the Hollywood club circuit, the new mom isn't sweating the speculation.

"They never air [footage] of the paparazzi actually pulling up beside my husband and being like, ‘When is she going to leave the house? I have been trying to get a picture of her for weeks,'" Christina said. "Everybody has an opinion and everybody sometimes wants to cause drama and be mean spirited, but it's something that comes with what you do and I learned that very early on."

Give me a break! The woman is allowed to go out and have a good time. The press is just always looking for something to contort and make someone look bad and this time they have picked Xtina. I think she looks good and she should be allowed to let off some steam! Keep your head up darling but while you are out there you might want to look for a hotter man:) I digress.

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