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Adam Lambert vs. Clay Aiken: 'Clay Can Ride My Coattails!'

Adam Lambert is one confident singer who honestly doesn't really care. He plays by his own rules and he loves his fans and his hometown and everyone else can suck his armpit.

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Adam commented on Clay Aiken's blog where he called Adam's Ring of Fire performance "Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!" Adam told Access Hollywood,

"I don't know Clay. I'm glad he's getting headlines now though, because he wasn't before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him," Lambert said before giving Aiken a thumbs-up sign.

Boo. Hiss. Fingersnap!

Adam also basically said he doesn't give a shit that he lost American Idol cause AT&T are a bunch of homophobic cheaters.

Adam said, "There are plenty of standards and practices set up where they make sure that there's no, foul play. And I don't think it's a conspiracy. I think people are making a big deal out of nothing. A couple of employees handed out a couple of phones and showed people how to use them. I don't think that’s a conspiracy of any kind."

Adam's my fave Mr. Diplomatic.

Clay Aiken Apologizes to Adam Lambert, Says He Doesn't Want to 'Stoop to the Level of Negative Freaks'

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Clay Aiken realized that the Claymates cream their panties over Adam Lambert and it was a bad move to disrespect him by saying that his ears would bleed from Glambert's singing.

Clay says that he's sowwy, but only to Adam himself and no one else. He also sounds really almighty in his apology post.

Clay says that he doesn't wanna "stoop to the level of negative freaks on the internet" but he already did when he went on and on about how Adam deserved to lose. Clay also said that he didn't know his opinion mattered so much. Uh, one gay American Idol runner-up writes a long post about another gay American Idol runner-up. Honey, that's breaking headline news!

Excerpts:

"I'll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say!... I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong.

Entire "apology" is posted after the jump

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Clay Aiken Doesn't Like Adam Lambert, Blogs That Adam Lambert is 'Awful and Frightening!'

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Are your eyes ready to begin rolling, cause they should be! Clay Aiken posted a long blog rant about why he thinks that Adam Lambert sucks and how American Idol judges need to stop being so biased and choosing a winner before viewers are able to.

Why did he slam Adam Lambert over one performance? Kris Allen isn't even that good, from the little that I've seen of him. He's so forgettable to me. Talented, but forgettable. Adam, on the other hand, is not. Clay didn't have to be so harsh. Here's a small excerpt cause Clay's rant is extremely long:

I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing "Ring of Fire" and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!

Clay is totally the kind of dude who can't even kill an effing spider. If Adam's voice is so frightening, everything probably scares him. So not hot! Plus, considering that Clay was dropped from his label, the queen is probably a little bitter. Time to step away from the keyboard.

If you're interested, you can check out the entire rant after the jump. Clay does makes some great points about American Idol today vs. before.

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Clay Aiken Shows Up at American Idol, Gets Snubbed by Producers

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Well ain't this some sh*t!

Clay Aiken, a former American Idol runner-up and fan of Adam Lambert, showed up unexpectedly on the set of American Idol, giving no one any warning. He had hoped to meet the aspiring singers, and naturally, the former contestant expected the star treatment. But Gayken was treated like a Jonas Brothers groupie instead. The National Enquirer reports,

“He was given the nickel tour, allowed limited access to the backstage area and sent packing,” said the insider. “he was upset.” Producers quickly ran him through the backstage area and refused to allow him to speak to the contestants.

Producers and reps from “American Idol” have had a long-simmering feud with Clay because he was one of the first contestant to bolt from 19 Entertainment, the management company that oversees the recording deals, merchandising, touring, sponsorship, and movie deals for “Idol” stars.

Network execs believe that Clay encouraged Kelly Clarkson to cut her ties with the show as well.

“They’ve always held a grudge against Clay for that, so when he showed up at the ‘Idol’ studios and asked if he could give a little pep talk to the remaining finalists, they told Clay thanks… but no thanks. It was made clear to him that he was not welcome.”

This is so sad. And how can producers be so upset with Clay for leaving their shady management when Kelly Clarkson did the same thing? Jelly Clarkson was also the first Idol winner to grace the Idol stage this season to perform. Me thinks this has more to do with Gayken being dropped from his RCA record label, an embarrassment to the show that's supposed to launch very lucrative mainstream careers.

Besides, Clay was just trying to get in Adam's boxers and producers shouldn't have been cock blocking. You know queen Adam doesn't eff men like Clay; they're both a little too flamboyant for each other, but I would highly enjoy their sex tape.

Clay Aiken Gets Dropped From RCA Record Label

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I thought Claymates were a loyal group of gays and ladies in mom jeans more vicious than the maffia on crack. I was wrong. They love to get on message boards and give anal sex instructions, but they're not out purchasing Clay's albums like they should.

Clay Aiken has parted ways with RCA. A source tells Billboard Aiken left the label a couple of months ago, on the heels of his 2008 album, "On My Way Here."

That set sold just 159,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan. Aiken's 2003 debut, "Measure of a Man," sold 2.78 million.

The artist joins a slew of second place finishers -- Katharine McPhee, Justin Guarini, Blake Lewis and Bo Bice, among them -- let go from their major-label deals post-"Idol."

I hope Gayken will get a new label soon.

Clay Aiken to be a Guest Judge on America's Next Top Model

Guess who's glad he came out the closet so he can be fabulous on America's Next Top Model? The Gayken.

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Aiken, 30, will be featured on the show's April 8 episode, working with the aspiring models in an acting challenge. Later, Aiken will critique the contestants' performances -- along with regular judge and executive producer Tyra Banks -- during the panel session when one model is eliminated.

Gayken's been suppressing a lot of the flamboyancy that you know he has in him. We're ready to get more familiar with the homosexy side of Clay. I hope to see some major attitude, eye rolls, hand waves and finger snaps so he can compete with Miss Jay. He's perfect for the gig.

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Clay Aiken Isn't a Power Bottom, But He's Packing Heat

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In response to my Clay Aiken's boyfriend is hot post yesterday, a Clay Aiken fan named Jay posted the following comment:

I hear on good authority Clay's a top. A very well endowed top.

But beyond that…Reed's a cutie, Clay's a decent guy too, they're seemingly happy…for gawd's sake, it should be enough.

But, dayum, Reed's bendy and lovely. Whew. Clay's a lucky man…but so is Reed.

Comments keep me blogging, they motivate me and prevent me from feeling like I'm writing to myself. I also have the utmost respect for anyone who lets me know who's catching and who's pitching.

Anyway, here's what was posted about POTP yesterday on the Clay Aiken message boards:

"Stole" this from the FS. LOVE it, and I can't help but think that Clay himself would get a kick out of it too.

/2008/12/1...d-kelly-is-hot/

Awwwww!!!! Thanks. Also, I need to spend more time on the Clay Aiken message boards for the following reasons...

You get jokes from Clay's ex-boyfriend, John:

Dear Clay,

I'm so depressed. I offered you so much. How could you replace me with a younger guy? Haven't you heard that older men are wiser and more experienced. I could have been a daddy figure to you. How could you replace me with a 6'2" guy? Haven't you heard big things come in small packages? Plus, I wouldn't have to bend down to give Raleigh and Durham a biscuit? You know, I have blue eyes and brown hair too. And what will I do with all this Snow Queen Vodka and mine and your towels and boxer shorts. I know I shouldn't be upset with you. It's that "Wicked" man who has come between us... hmmm... that might not be a bad idea- having Reed between us. Call quickly, I think I just got myself aroused and didn't need the viagra!!!

Sex tips:

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

With PAL; Patience Angle Lube. Clay was my pal.

Anal sex hurts. How on earth do you guys do that?

Speaking as a straight female who enjoys having my husband explore all parts of my body (yeh, too much info, but I DO have a point to make, lol), I can tell you that it only hurts the first few times, until you're able to just relax and enjoy it.

Tensing up and *expecting* it to be uncomfortable is what can contribute to it ending up hurting. It's a question of using your mind, over matter, in order to "think" your body into relaxation and to be at ease, so that you *allow* yourself to enjoy the different kind of sensation it provides from vaginal penetration.

Fashion advice:

I mean really, NO ONE wears black socks with shorts AND brown loafers! The visual is horrible!

And insightful commentary:

Clay's relationship with Reed must be bothering John more than he knows. He just can't stand the thought of Clay kissing and cuddling and fondling Reed with care and passion.

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THANKS JAY!!

Clay Aiken's New Boyfriend Reed Kelly is Hot

When I found out Clay Aiken is giving it to broadway dancer Reed Kelly many thoughts began to fill up my empty little head, e.g., I've been waiting for this day for so long! Like a proud gossip blogging mama, now that Gayken is outta the closet I get to report on who he's jacking off. This excites me greatly.

Also, a lot of folk are shocked that Gayken landed such a hot dude. No surprise here, um, hmmm, don't even trip, Clay's a diva. He knows how to deliver one hell of an eye-roll, flick of the wrist and bitch face combo. I can tell he's got good taste.

And I hate don't mind to be all stereotypical, but I have to take it there - who's a top and who's a bottom? Reed Kelly is the love child of Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight and I'm guessing they argue a lot. I can hear 'em now.

Reed: I wanna be a bottom!

Clay: No, I wanna be a bottom.

Reed: But you were a bottom last time, it's my turn?

Clay: Take turns, what are you 12?

Reed: If you want me to be tonight, honey, I will be.

Clay: Oh, shut up and make me your lollipop! *Fingersnap*

The lucky fella? Broadway dancer Reed Kelly.

"Everybody knows Reed as Clay's guy," a Broadway insider says of the Wicked ensemble member. "Clay met him when he was doing Spamalot in early 2008, and that's one of the reasons he came back to the show again."

They even appeared together at Rosie O'Donnell's Building Dreams for Kids gala last month. "It was obvious they were a couple," a partygoers says.

This story reminds me of one of my old favorite when Claymates attack POTP post.

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Quote Me of The Day: Clay Aiken

Living as myself without discussing my sexuality publicly would have been impossible. I am not defined by my sexuality. It is, simply, a small facet of the same person I have always been. Nothing has changed.

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It's Time to Discuss Crazy Claymates

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Who exactly are the Claymates? Virgins with vision and hearing problems? Clay has always been flamboyant, speaks with a soft voice and giggles like a 8-year-old school girl.

What kind of "revelation" was this?! I browsed through Clay's message board. Check out some of my fave responses, if you won't laugh at a few of these, at least you'll be crackin' some smiles.

This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.

please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now.

"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."

"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it.

To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "

"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."

"I don't understand how anyone can say that this changes nothing. It's as simple as this for me: Clay is NOT the person I thought he was. I can't look at him the same way again and this is killing me.

I want SO bad to feel the same about him but right now I just can't. And the funny thing is I have NO problem with gay people. But it's just that he lied about it and I can't forgive him.

I have slowly been backing away. Now this. I have been a fan from the very beginning and will always admire his voice and quirky personality, but I just can't do this anymore. And I will very much miss, probably as much as Clay, the wonderful and clever chats with those members of this board, and I really mean that. Stupid tears are gunking up my contact lenses,

I feel like I'm the only person who really thought Clay was straight. If it's true everyone seems to be taking it so in stride. or elese they're just not posting. .

I feel that the picture of the cover is NOT the real cover. At least I hope not.image I don't like the idea of the first picture the world sees of Parker with the words "IM GAY". To me they should be 2 seperate stories. It don't feel that's the way to present him to the world. I would rather see " HE'S HERE" or 'WELCOME PARKER" or something like that.

I've cried a river of tears and truthfully do not know where I stand right now. I am envious of those who can take this news and continue to state their unconditional love and support for Clay. Right now all I can think of is that he is a fantastic entertainer but I took him at his word and it appears that his word isn't what I thought it was.

I am having a hard time coming to terms with this, I don't know how I feel about him right now, but for sure I know it won't be the same.

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