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Clay has been packin' on the pounds, and he's extra bitchy these days, extra diva. Gayken had an interview with Newsweek and he just wasn't havin' it. Uh uh. Oh no, gurlfriend! *Fingersnap*

NEWSWEEK: How did you get into a fight with that lady on a plane?
GAYKEN: I'm not going to talk about it.

I was just curious because you've never talked about it.
I did talk about it.

What about the Kelly Ripa thing?
I'm not going to discuss it.

Did you think it was homophobic?
I'm not going to discuss it.

What do you want to talk about?
I think we're done.

Can we talk about something fun?
No, we're done. I thought NEWSWEEK would be more reputable. I'm surprised.

But I think people are curious about it.
It was a year ago. This is NEWSWEEK. It's not the National Enquirer. I'd hate to have a job where I had to be rude to people.

We're just having a conversation.
Change the subject! I'd never take a job where I had to do something that I didn't want to do.

What about all those Ford commercials on "American Idol"?
That wasn't a job.

It was part of your job.
It wasn't a Ford commercial. It was a music video. It was a completely different thing.

I'll change the subject. What do you do for fun?
I watch the news. I read news magazines, but I'm reconsidering that now.

Are you going to watch "Idol"?
I haven't watched since season four. I compare it to high-school football--if it weren't for high school, we wouldn't be successful, but I don't need to keep going to the football games.

Clay is totally right. His "drama", if you can even call it that, happened like a year ago. The interviewer should have asked him about his weight gain and how big his peen is. That would have been a much better interview.

Struggling to keep his feet underneath him, Clay Aiken gets a lesson on ice from Olympic silver medalist Sasha Cohen on Tuesday. The two were on hand for a taping of the Capitol One Holiday Celebration on Iceat the Orleans Arena in Las Vegas.

Check out my favorite little twinkle toes showing his skills on the ice. He's got the perfect blow job mouth in this pic. :)

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I'm soooooo in love with Clay and all the sexiness that he exudes. He's just so dreamy! O.k. I can't even do that to myself. UGH! He's getting so fat and nasty! He looks like he smells of moldy clothes, sweat and Head & Shoulders shampoo.

He's so wispy with his hands and arms when he sings, isn't he? And people wonder why bitches like me can make fun of Clay in his closeted gay glory! I love gay people but not Clay people. Maybe I'm really a closeted fan but I'm coming out right now. CLAY! I LOVE YOU IN ALL OF YOUR WISPY GLORY! Now pull your pants down you closeted pirate, cause I'm comin' to get 'cha!

Good lord, the Claymates just don't let us down do they? Just when I thought they couldn't get any gayer than Clay himself, I bring to you the Claymate mobile and some sexy fans in their Claymate T-shirts. No wonder they all scream about how straight Clay is, they're more cheesy gay than he is!

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And I know you're all just dying to hear Clay comment after a chick threw her panties on stage during the concert too. We can't let you down can we? I'd like to throw my panties at Clay.... After I shit in them!

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Clay Aiken was involved in a dispute on an airplane Saturday while en route to Tulsa.

It seems Clay couldn't keep his feet off off a woman's armrest and she finally tired of his diva ass and let him have it.

FBI Special Agent Gary Johnson confirmed there was a dispute between a male and female passenger but wouldn't say if the female was indeed Aiken.

Heh.

Johnson added that there were allegations of the woman giving the man a slight shove.

Aiken reportedly joked about the incident on stage during a performance later that evening saying he was beat up by a girl.

Tulsa Airport Authority spokeswoman Alexis Higgins said the passengers were held until FBI agents arrived to interview them. No injuries were reported and no arrests were made.

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This fruitcake is hot shit! But Clay Aiken fans seriously need to shut the eff up! These bitches need to get laid. Claymates can orgasm over a fingersnap.

Clay sings some of your faves: Baby Got Back, Like A Virgin, Bills, Bills, Bills, 1999, Oops, I Did It Again, Yeah, Sexyback and more.

Gayken should come out of the closet already. Oh, I forgot, Claymates said they would sue Clay if he says he's gay because they were "deceived" and under the impression that he was straight - sounds fair to me?!

I hate Claymates, but who doesn't? Enjoy Gayken in all his flamboyant glory!

Clay Aiken and a bevy of male chorus dancers partied into the wee hours at Cain nightclub over the weekend.The group was celebrating the forthcoming Off-Broadway show, "Idol: The Musical" which is all about Clay and his "Claymates," the fans who love him.

The guaranteed-to-be-a-classic show begins previews July 5. Spies say the group ordered multiple bottles of Snow Queen vodka and poured into cabs together after a long night.

You know they snuck those Snow Queen vodka bottles out of the club for vodka enemas later. Ewwww. Do you think they went back to Clay's pad and played a little 'Pin the penis on the Simon'? I'm truly out of the Claymate loop these days and didn't realize there was an off-broadway musical about us Claymates and our Queen Clay Aiken coming!

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American Idol's season 2 runner-up Clay Aiken was lookin' tore up from the sandals up, trying to hide from the paps as he arrived at LAX airport. I know it's been a while since Clay's put out a record, but hot damn! My Gawd this is bad. I still love Clay though. The scrub can sing! But I guess he won't be doing any modeling or acting any time soon. Krispy Kremes ruin people.

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The Gayken is inviting you to talk some shit about him. This shouldn't be difficult.

Clay Aiken is giving the finger â€" oops, make that a hand â€" to the tabloids. The "American Idol" runner-up is so miffed about what he says are fabricated tales and pics involving his sex life that he's invited fans to do a little creative writing about him.

"It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting ‘scandals' for me to be a part of.

Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the ‘cutting edge' and the forefront of bullâ€"- journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales," Aiken recently wrote on his blog.

"With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger… er… a hand." The "Invisible" singer then invites fans to "Build-Your-Own-Scandal." He explains:

"Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy, tawdry, scandalous, shameful story.

Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/‘doctoring' program (like a Photoshop or a sound/video editor) to create your ‘evidence'!

Maybe you have ‘pictures' of me being ‘abducted by oversized turnips' or ‘video' of me ‘dancing with a three-legged gorilla.' Be creative!"

Clay didn't mention any prizes, plus I'm a female. He wants a male to win so he can give him some head. My jaw hurts.

And no, that wasn't random.

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