This fruitcake is hot shit! But Clay Aiken fans seriously need to shut the eff up! These bitches need to get laid. Claymates can orgasm over a fingersnap.
Clay sings some of your faves: Baby Got Back, Like A Virgin, Bills, Bills, Bills, 1999, Oops, I Did It Again, Yeah, Sexyback and more.
Gayken should come out of the closet already. Oh, I forgot, Claymates said they would sue Clay if he says he’s gay because they were “deceived” and under the impression that he was straight - sounds fair to me?!
I hate Claymates, but who doesn’t? Enjoy Gayken in all his flamboyant glory!
Clay Aiken and a bevy of male chorus dancers partied into the wee hours at Cain nightclub over the weekend.The group was celebrating the forthcoming Off-Broadway show, “Idol: The Musical” which is all about Clay and his “Claymates,” the fans who love him.
The guaranteed-to-be-a-classic show begins previews July 5. Spies say the group ordered multiple bottles of Snow Queen vodka and poured into cabs together after a long night.
You know they snuck those Snow Queen vodka bottles out of the club for vodka enema’s later. Ewwww. Do you think they went back to Clay’s pad and played a little ‘Pin the penis on the Simon’? I’m truly out of the Claymate loop these days and didn’t realize there was an off-broadway musical about us Claymates and our Queen Clay Aiken coming!
American Idol’s season 2 runner-up Clay Aiken was lookin’ tore up from the sandals up, trying to hide from the paps as he arrived at LAX airport. I know it’s been a while since Clay’s put out a record, but hot damn! My Gawd this is bad. I still love Clay though. The scrub can sing! But I guess he won’t be doing any modeling or acting any time soon. Krispy Kremes ruin people.
The Gayken is inviting you to talk some shit about him. This shouldn’t be difficult.
Clay Aiken is giving the finger — oops, make that a hand — to the tabloids. The “American Idol” runner-up is so miffed about what he says are fabricated tales and pics involving his sex life that he’s invited fans to do a little creative writing about him.
“It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting ‘scandals’ for me to be a part of.
Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the ‘cutting edge’ and the forefront of bull—- journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales,” Aiken recently wrote on his blog.
“With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger… er… a hand.” The “Invisible” singer then invites fans to “Build-Your-Own-Scandal.” He explains:
“Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy, tawdry, scandalous, shameful story.
Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/‘doctoring’ program (like a Photoshop or a sound/video editor) to create your ‘evidence’!
Maybe you have ‘pictures’ of me being ‘abducted by oversized turnips’ or ‘video’ of me ‘dancing with a three-legged gorilla.’ Be creative!”
Clay didn’t mention any prizes, plus I’m a female. He wants a male to win so he can give him some head. My jaw hurts.
