Anne Hathaway appeared on Conan O'Brien's show last night and she told the host that she wrote a rap song about the paparazzi. Anne said that she would perform it "Lil Wayne" style, and she did just that. Anne got really into her sh!tty song and then she pretty much got embarrassed and blushed afterwards, as she should. Annie, there's no need for you to embarrass yourself. You're pretty much an A-list actress that is so well respected, you were asked to co-host the Oscars. Just because you can, or think you can, do something doesn't mean that you should do it on national television.

Anne Hathaway Rapping on Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien makes his triumphant return to late night TV tonight, oh yes he does. The intelligent and quick witted ginger's new show premieres tonight on TBS at 11. We all know what happened with O'Brien. He was promised his own show by Jay Chinny Chin Chin and then Leno took it back from him because he's a selfish fame whore.

Conan's interviews are standouts. I remember one specifically with him and Ashton Kutcher. It was all random, all hilarious. He has all the skills that Mr. Must-Read-Off-Note-Cards Jay Leno just doesn't have.

Team Coco's in the house baby. Love this promo!

Conan TBS Show Promo

My favorite albino red-headed freak show may not be able to start a new TV show due to his former contract with NBC, but that's not stopping him from hitting the road for a comedy tour. Conan O'Brien has announced he is doing a cross country comedy and music show that will hit 30 cities in 20 states.

Conan broke the news with a Tweet on Twitter which said "Hey Internet: I'm headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour I repeat: It's half-assed." TMZ reports Conan O'Brien won't be making any money off of this tour, but will use its profits to pay his former staff.

Conan O'Brien isn't making a single cent off his upcoming tour. Coco is doing the whole thing so he can employ his former "Tonight Show" staff. We're told roughly 40 people have been hired to work on the production -- many of whom are "Tonight Show" alums.

I've been to quite a few Live With Jimmy Kimmel show tapings and I always have a great time because Jimmy is just great! On the other hand, my disdain for Jay Leno runs deep. I've always thought that he sucks, and now the world knows that Jay's a greedy, self-centered jerk with an ego the size of Texas. Many people including Barack Obama are supporting Conan O'Brien and saying that they're on Team Coco. I am too, natch.

Jimmy Kimmel has always clowned Jay Leno, so I have no idea what possessed Jay and his crew to bring Kimmel onto his show, but I'm glad they did!

Jimmy couldn't have put it better when he noted that Jay is a superficial prick by saying: "Listen, Jay, Conan and I have children—all you have to take care of is cars. I mean, we have lives to lead here. You've got $800 million, for God's sakes—leave our shows alone."

Jimmy Kimmel 10 at 10

• [Asked by Leno what the best prank he ever pulled was] "The best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that—five years from now—I'm gonna give you my show. And then when the five years came, I gave it to him, and then I took it back almost instantly."

• [Asked by Leno if he ever orders anything off of the TV] "Like NBC ordered your show off the TV?"

• [Asked by Leno what the record is for number of lap dances he's received in one night] "Strippers, I don't like in general. Because you have this phony relationship with them for money, similar to that of when you and Conan were on The Tonight Show together, passing the torch... you know what I'm saying."

• [Asked by Leno what he hasn't yet hosted, but would like to] "Oh, this is a trick, right? Where you get me to host The Tonight Show and then take it back from me?"

I'm boycotting the Jay Leno show and I hope NBC will fire him within the next few months. To get caught up on the entertaining video segments about all the drama, you'll wanna click HERE.

All of the high school drama going on at NBC may cause them to truly shoot themselves in the foot. Sources say there's a chance that Jay Leno may leave the network because he's furious over the red-headed stepchild treatment that he and Conan have received.

"Now that Conan has made it clear he is leaving the troubled network, Jay is considering doing the same. They have put Jay in a terrible position. It looks like he is the reason that Conan is now without a job. Jay is a great guy, and it's not fair that due to NBC's stupidity he looks like the bad guy."

"Plus, what happens when Jay does return to the 11:35 slot if his audience doesn't immediately follow? How can he possibly trust the same network that canceled Conan after only seven months?"

NBC may be doing nothing more than monkey f*cking themselves, because Jay's prime time show was crap. It would be silly for Jay to leave if he can get "The Tonight Show" back. I think this is all a ploy to make Jay sound remorseful over what has happened to Conan O'Brien, when he really could care less.

Conan O'Brien is finally really speaking his mind about the crap NBC is pulling with giving Leno a show at 11:35 and airing The Tonight Show a half-hour later. He believes the plan to move the shows is destructive, and he's not gonna take part in it.

"After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting."

"I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program, and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard, and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction."

Conan also wrote that he has not had any offers from other networks and hopes NBC will resolve the issue, which means not moving The Tonight Show and figuring out something else to do. He's right to leave if they're going to move him back. They're f*cking up a 60-year tradition by moving The Tonight Show back to technically the next morning.

Unfortunately it is official that Jay Leno will get his old 11:35 pm time slot back on NBC. This will push the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien back to 12:05 am, and a source says he's not too thrilled about it.

Let me just begin by saying Jay Leno sucks. I watched the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson growing up, and once Jay took it over it was never the same. Years later I was graced with a freakishly tall, scary-looking, red-headed dude named Conan O'Brien and my late night show line-up changed.

I became a huge fan of Conan and was excited for him to take over the Tonight Show, but was worried NBC would change his tune too much and make it just as boring as it was when Leno hosted. Luckily Conan stayed the same, and Leno received his own prime time show, which is sucking *ss. Since it's doing so badly, NBC wants to move Leno back to his old time slot, and folks were worried what this might do to Conan.

NBC released a statement regarding Conan's future on the network which said, "We have the best comedy team in the business. We remain committed to keeping Conan O'Brien on NBC. He is a valued part of our late-night line-up, as he has been for more than 16 years and is one of the most respected entertainers on television."

Sources say Leno may get his old time of 11:35 back with a half-hour show and that the Tonight Show with Conan may be pushed to 12:05. This isn't going to make Leno's show any more interesting and will only p*ss off folks like me. If the other networks are smart, they'll chase after Conan with a better contract and help him keep the time slot that he has.

Conan O'Brien and William Shatner gave another musical tribute with Levi Johnston as their inspiration, but this time around they apologized.

Levi's manager said that if the Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien doesn't retract its skit they're going to file a lawsuit!

"The real Levi is very angry with us," O'Brien announced to his giggling audience.

Conan used his opening monologue to issue a personal apology to Levi "for misrepresenting him in any way." Conan added, "We wish him the best of luck as he trains for his upcoming naked photo shoot."

The mocking continued in a skit that included "some real verified quotes" from Johnston. You can check 'em both out after the jump.