Couple News

Paula Patton and Robin Thicke are two beautiful people with a baby on the way, which means the kid may come out looking 'special.' It happens all the time, e.g., Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. 

Paula Patton plays the main character's teacher in Oprah's new movie, "Precious."

Paula showed off a little bump at the Los Angeles premiere over the weekend, and she looks great! The 33 year-old actress and her husband are expecting their first child in mid-2010. I can't wait until he or she gets here. Not that many people are pregnant right now, so maybe I'll have a new fugly baby to make fun of.

Hailey Glassman has already s tarted enough trouble with the Jon and Kate Gosselin drama, but she wants to let us know how Jon really is. First thing that comes to my mind is he's a d*ck, which is my own opinion, and Hailey's doesn't seem much nicer than mine.

In an interview which will begin airing tomorrow on The Insider, Hailey gives us the goods on how she is treated (like sh*t) by people who don't know her. She says people judge her and call her a home wrecker and a fat whore. Hmmm, I wonder why people would call her such things?

She also said she's "emotionally abused" by Jon who has "mantrums", and will call and take his anger out on her. Jon Gosselin also seems to have a problem with lying which I would bet Kate figured out a long time ago.

"Sometimes he has trouble with the truth and he will dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him."

She's got Jon wrapped around her p*ssy hair if he doesn't mind her going on a show and talking about what a lying angry fool he is. Since his split with Kate, he's starting to grow his balls back and is full of testosterone overload. Just because you had a vag when you were married and took emotional abuse from Kate, doesn't make it right to do it to someone else.

It's not like Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner will be sleeping under Malaria nets, like Jessica Simpson did, when they honeymoon. The wealthy newlyweds will probably stay at one of the nicest hotels on the planet while visiting one of the most beautiful continents on earth.

Ivanka and Jared are in no rush to go on their honeymoon, which they plan on taking in December, but they've already picked out a spot: Africa.

For now Jared is working as the publisher of the New York Observer and Ivanka is headed to Honolulu in two weeks to open one of her pet projects. The Celebrity Apprentice co-host also has another reason to celebrate. Ivanka turns 28 on Friday.

Donald Trump's beautiful daughter Ivanka Trump married cutie Jared Kushner at the Trump National Golf Club on Sunday.

Ivanka wore a Vera Wang gown and said "I Do"  in front of 500 guests, including The Donald and Regis Philbin.

Jared Kushner is the publisher of the New York Observer. Ivanka, 27, and Jared, 28, got engaged on July 15. Ivanka said that she "always envisioned" herself having a traditional and elegant wedding.

Everyone's searching for the wedding pics, but Ivanka said that she didn't wanna sell 'em. A rich b*tch who isn't cheap?! I love it. I also like Ivanka cause she kills it on The Apprentice. She's got the beauty and the brains.  Congrats!

UPDATE: One photo from Ivanka's wedding has emerged.

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher met through friends at a concert in Toronto about a year ago. The Canadian hockey star had a radio interview and revealed that dating Carrie has "been good!"

Mike says that when he tries to sing to the American Idol winner, "she just laughs."

He's already heard Carrie's new album Play On (out Nov. 3) and says that his favorite song from the new disc is "Temporary Home" cause he likes it "when she sings a good rock song."

Mike is proud of his successful girlfriend and says that Carrie gets less days off from work than he does. "She's always going. She's talented and she's getting rewarded for it. That's good to see." I couldn't agree more.

The new issue of Star magazine claims that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden secretly married. POTP didn't publish it cause we thought it was rubbish.

Now Joel has posted a blog on his website saying, "I keep getting emails from old friends and family asking about a wedding. NO we didn't get married."

Isn't it strange that someone would send another person AN EMAIL asking 'em if they got married? WTF! Pick up the phone. Flex those finger muscles and dial 'em up, I swear technology creates too many borders, but I digress.

Nicole and Joel both say that they're going to get married "one day" and sh*t. I'll believe it when I see their overpriced wedding photos published in the tabloids.

Britney Spears is finally dating a man who isn't looking for some quick fame or to sperminate her to make some easy loot. It may have something to do with the fact that he's on the payroll, considering he's also her agent.

It has been rumored for quite some time that Britney and Jason have been dating and her whole family totally digs her new man. Jason Trawick has stuck with Britney through all the hard times she has been through in the last couple of years, and momma Lynne Spears is happy with Britney's new man. Lynne has spoken very highly of Jason and would like to see the two stay together.

"Lynne said, 'He's the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he's stable.'"

It's not only because he's good to the kids, but he doesn't bullsh*t with Britney about her drama.

"He always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her. He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions."

It's about damn time she found someone who doesn't mind she was a french fry short of a happy meal for a moment. But you gotta wonder if he's really into Britney for her brains and body or is it the thick dolla he makes being her agent. Oh hell, who cares as long as she's happy, right?

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were quick to rush down the aisle like two junior high kids on a dare. They were "married" in front of E! camera crews but they weren't legally married. Now the two horny dorks are one step closer.

The deal has yet to be signed by Khloe and Lamar, but the newlyweds have verbally agreed to the terms, which are:

• Khloe can't touch Lamar's $33 million, 4-year Lakers contract

• Lamar will fund a joint bank account

• Khloe will receive an annual lump sum, which will not increase or decrease throughout the marriage

• Lamar must buy a mansion for his wifey and himself to reside in, estimated at $5 million minimum

Lamar seems pretty generous, or stupid. He agreed to Khloe's mom saying that he has to buy Khloe a house and he'll be funding a joint account? Hope he doesn't get burned.

Real Housewives of New York City star Bethenny Frankel and boyfriend Jason Hoppy will be walking down the aisle.

Last June Bethenny proclaimed that "I’m pretty much certain I’m going to spend the rest of my life with him," which of course made me figure that they were doomed, but they're not! At least not until after they get married.

Beth's boyfriend proposed to her on Oct. 8 after they dated for 11 months. Bethenny said, "It feels great, because I'm with the right person," - ya gotta love her confidence. She's also a piece of work and she probably keeps a whip in hand when she's with Jason.

Jason said, "She is very much a handful but one thing she did say to me is she needs a man that can handle her and that I can."

Jason's proposal included rose petals strewn across a dark hallway and over a hundred lit candles. He got down on bended knee and told her, "You are the love of my life. Will you marry me." He then revealed an 8-carat diamond with a 6 1/2-carat-pear-shaped center stone.

Bethenny joked that she made Jason pick up all the rose petals because that "was the first thing we had to resolve." SNAPS!

I want to know what kind of super powers John Mayer has in his wang to make Jennifer get back with him. He has some sort of magical penis that lures her back in. It must shoot fairy dust instead of sperm when he squirts.

Sources say Jennifer Aniston isn't done with John just yet and the two are rekindling their romance.

"He really got to her, and she's hooked on him,she just can't let go.There's something about John that she just can't resist."

John also thinks Jen is a great person to bang when he's bored and "he thinks she's amazing, nice and smart, and he has nothing but respect for her."

They were both seen in NYC on September 22 but were rumored to have hooked up later that night at the Four Seasons Hotel. Maniston may be back on, but they'll split up again by the time spring comes around.