Courtney Love News

Courtney Love is a rootin-tootin fightin' machine. She's ready to sue Activision for using Kurt Cobain's image in their game. There's a little more to it than that cause this is Courtney Love we're talking about!

Ms. Love wants to sue not just because Kurt's used in their game, but because his character in the game also sings a couple Bon Jovi songs.

Courtney's lawyer released the following statement:

"Activision is exploiting Kurt's image in a manner anathema to the very essence of his music, spirit and essence. I along with Ms. Cobain hope those who love Kurt's music strongly voice their sentiments to Activision and demand his image not be debased by singing the songs of Bon Jovi.

It's a freaking cartoon character in a game and she's flipping out that he sings Bon Jovi? She's just doing whatever she can to make some money off of Kurt even when he's dead.

I'm not sure what the heck is going on here, but Courtney Love posted these pics of herself with a turtle on her head on Twitter. If he pee'd on her head, she probably just considerd it good conditioning treatment and didn't wash it out. There could be great nutrients in turtle p*ss, you never know!

Is this the new love of her life since he can't talk and he can't make a mad dash to get away from the crazy b*tch? Look how nasty and dirty her fingers are in the second pic! She must have been scraping the last little bit of heroin tar off the spoon. Good to the last drop!

Courtney Love decided to finally put on some weight after being diagnosed with malnutrition by her doctor.

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'I know I've got too skinny. I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month. I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs, I thought I looked hot!'

'[My doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating. Sh*t, I though I was like 130lbs, but I'm 118lbs and I'm 5ft 10ins, that's not good for someone my height.'

When you look like you've been living in a crack alley for the last few years, it probably is a good idea to put on a few pounds. Not that gaining weight is going to help Court's looks, but at least she won't look like she's ready to fall over dead all the time!

Whenever I think about Gwyneth Paltrow I always feel annoyed. She's always whining! This time she was bitching about Courtney Love to Elle UK.

"We were in an elevator and she was really horrible to me. And I was the biggest Hole fan of all time. I was devastated. Then she went on a drug spiral,"

I'm pretty sure Courtney Love is horrible to most people, especially to vapid bitches like Gwyneth! Apparently they are cool now.

"When she got sober, she contacted me and was like, ‘I feel like I missed an opportunity with you.' Then we just started texting and talking and now when she's here (in the U.K.) she comes round. When we're in L.A. we have dinner."

Probably because she found out that Gwyneth is BFFs with Madonna. I think Courtney's goal in life is to either be friends with Madonna or actually be Madonna.

He may have been working as a DJ on his 28th birthday, but at least Nick Cannon has wife Mariah Carey by his side. The pop diva fetes her hubby with a cake Tuesday during a celebratory night out at Las Vegas hotspot Pure Nightclub.

"Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I've had hypnosis but why bother with all that effort? All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted'.

"Courtney has always had problems with her appearance and is convinced she is ugly and fat. Two years ago she had a gastric band fitted at a surgery in Beverly Hills."

Doctor after doctor refused to do the surgery because Courtney wasn't considered obese, but she eventually found one who caved in. Hopefully she can find one doc who can do something about all that excess skin.

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Some dirty little mole at Rolling Stone magazine must feel threatened by 15-year-old Francis Bean Cobain, who is interning for the rock n' roll magazine this summer.

According to the New York Post an employee of Rolling Stone bitched to them that Frances doesn't do most things that other interns do. Things like getting coffee for the highers up and running errands.

The source says that Frances, "doesn't get coffee for anyone, calls in sick all the time and wears funny outfits."

Funny oufits? In the rock and roll industry? The nerve! C'mon bitch, you are pulling for straws here.

But a Rolling Stone spokesperson denied the story, saying Frances Bean is great to work with. "She's a great girl, and we're thrilled to have her."

"I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but couldn't because of my pop star thing. So I said I couldn't sleep with her either because of the ugly thing."

She's never looked any better than just a half showered crack whore. Robbie's not exactly a chip off the beauty block, but he'd still be bang-able without 3 cases of beer... O.k. maybe just 2 cases of beer.

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Courtney and Brooke Hogan should be put on that damn 'What Not To Wear' show on TLC. Courtney, the Olsen twins called and want their shitty hobo style back.

A week after Love told Us she tried to warn Owen about his pal (and her ex) Steve Coogan and his alleged past drug use, Us Weekly obtained Coogan's response: an angry letter from Coogan's lawyer to Love. (Love's rep had no comment.)

Highlights: He wasn't an enabler. Coogan, 41, and Wilson, 38, "have never used drugs together," says his attorney. Coogan is "concerned about Mr. Wilson," writes the lawyer, before adding, "Your purported concern…seems much less likely than your apparent intrest in publicly maligning [your ex]."

As for Wilson, the actor has put his $10 million-a-film career on hold for now and is focusing on getting the help he needs from the people who love him most.

I think Courtney has other things to worry about than Coogan giving drugs to Owen. I'm talking about issues like our problems with global warming, finding Osama Bin Laden, the lead paint issues we're having with toys made in China, why her mouth looks like she's been sucking elephant balls. You get the idea.

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