“I met Courtney Love and she said she’d like to sleep with me, but couldn’t because of my pop star thing. So I said I couldn’t sleep with her either because of the ugly thing.”
She’s never looked any better than just a half showered crack whore. Robbie’s not exactly a chip off the beauty block, but he’d still be bang-able without 3 cases of beer… O.k. maybe just 2 cases of beer.
Courtney and Brooke Hogan should be put on that damn ‘What Not To Wear’ show on TLC. Courtney, the Olsen twins called and want their shitty hobo style back.
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A week after Love told Us she tried to warn Owen about his pal (and her ex) Steve Coogan and his alleged past drug use, Us Weekly obtained Coogan’s response: an angry letter from Coogan’s lawyer to Love. (Love’s rep had no comment.)
Highlights: He wasn’t an enabler. Coogan, 41, and Wilson, 38, “have never used drugs together,” says his attorney. Coogan is “concerned about Mr. Wilson,” writes the lawyer, before adding, “Your purported concern…seems much less likely than your apparent intrest in publicly maligning [your ex].”
As for Wilson, the actor has put his $10 million-a-film career on hold for now and is focusing on getting the help he needs from the people who love him most.
I think Courtney has other things to worry about than Coogan giving drugs to Owen. I’m talking about issues like our problems with global warming, finding Osama Bin Laden, the lead paint issues we’re having with toys made in China, why her mouth looks like she’s been sucking elephant balls. You get the idea.
I AM NOT getting any plastic surgery, iwas musing aloud with some private thoughts, there is no need for me to have any surgeries other than an medical emergency, i think i lost so much weight so fast that it affected my face , ive put on 10 pounds ( thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wic h i must admit are overrated) bad carbs and every ensure is 250 cALories, drinking 8 a day, tons of antioxidents and good stuff plus carbs GOOD casrbs and its made my cheeks and mouth not so sunken, maybe my goal weight was too much, at 510, i dunno it seemed a very healthy weight according to my dr ande me, drsssssss, ihave about 5 doctors, eveythingf rom my opb gyn to my addiction dr to the best longevity dr in probably the world, etc. this is in now way a response to alleged reports on blogs an dibn tabloids that im “too thin: National Enquirer put me on the cover i was told put me on the cover saying i was 115-! id be in the hsopital at 115!
i do what is best for ME- not what people talk about no matter what i do im going to bw wrong fat ugly too much surgery ( when ive actually had hardly any) thesse accusations of things beyond my nose and mouth are simple bullshit, at least i own it, wich noone else does , so maybe i make a bad celebrity- this is not a “blog” that silly passing word, this is a post.
If you can’t pull together a simple word like ‘which’, you’ve been on your little drug bender 2 days too long. She can’t spell out the name of a punani doctor, but can whip out the word ‘addiction’ like a pro. She obviously has her priorities straight. I love this crazy bitch! Yeah, yeah I know my grammar and spelling totally suck too. 
“I am not BFs with C (Courtney) Love, one night with her made me realize why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab.”
-Lily Allen on meeting and partying with Courtney Love at Hyde nightclub in April
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