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Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

There is little doubt that Khloe Kardashian is dickmatized, and now she has the fresh ink to prove it. I wonder WTF she was drinking when she came up with this bright idea. 

Khloe says that she was eating out with Lamar on Saturday night when she said, "Let's go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!"

Lamar, being pussymatized himself, agreed to go. And since the two are so in love, Khloe had "LO" tattooed on her hand and Lamar had "KO" tattooed on his.

Khloe and Lamar are clearly living their lives moment by blissful moment. I can't hate.

We've all figured out by now that Brooke Hundley isn't just a home wrecker, but she's also a crazy b*tch! Looney girl filed a restraining order against Steve the day after she dropped off the sex confession letter to his wife.

In the complaint, Brooke basically says Steve took advantage of her claiming Steve "bought me a strong drink and then cornered me ... trying to persuade me to come to his hotel suite to spend the night." Everything she wrote in the letter to Steve's wife paints a whole different picture. She also says Steve planned on getting her fired if she told his wife they were doing the nasty.

Brooke claims Steve tried to ruin her career after word got out that they were sleeping together -- calling her a "slut" and saying he would get her fired if she spilled the beans to his wife. Hundley withdrew the complaint September 15 -- that same day, she posted this on her Facebook page: "I've seen evil and he wears khaki pants and bright blue polos. Out of court, and back to basketball."

Can we say, psycho? Steve got himself in the middle of some serious fatal attraction bullsh*t! Now that we see what a nut job she is, Steve Phillips has to regret hooking up with her in the first place. That's what happens when you fool around behind your wife's back. Karma's a b*tch!

File this under the 'news to me' category. Carrie Prejean has written a book about being a self-righteous, hypocritical conservative Christian with entitlement issues.

With the lengthy book title alone, Carrie beats us over the head with delusion, making everyone who says the title state that there's an "untold story" about her "fight against hate and political attacks." Well done.

The book's description made me LOL Here's some excerpts:

• There’s nothing the liberal media love to attack more than a conservative celebrity. Unless it’s a female conservative celebrity. Make that a beautiful female conservative celebrity. 
• Carrie had "the nerve to stand up for traditional marriage"
• Feminists around the country were oddly silent.
• Carrie Prejean has already been a media sensation. - I dunno about all that, but her titties sure have been.

There's a lot we can learn from taking a course from Brooke Hundley's How to be a Psycho Stalker 101.

1st) When you're a home wrecker, you must stop at nothing to try to break up a marriage, regardless of how long your man has been married or how many kids he has (Steve has 4 sons).

And 2) When in doubt, give details - lots of 'em so that your lover's wifey knows that you have, indeed, had sex with her husband. Rub it in her face. Pour the salt up in her wounds, and grind it in there. It doesn't matter cause you're a "Catholic" who's trying to save your lover from a "loveless marriage."

Here's a breakdown of the crazy that Brooke wrote:

• The first time Brooke sexed Steve in a hotel, she didn't have to worry about getting pregnant cause he had a vasectomy. 

• She's in constant contact via text and hotel phone calls with Marni's husband.

• Steve and Brooke do a lot of sexting, and she's saved the messages as proof.

• According to Brooke, their bond is also heavily about "friendship."

• She calls Steve's third and fourth sons "a band-aid" and what's "holding [Steve] in the marriage." OUCH!

• Steve enjoys being with her cause she has "a passion and drive to really do something" with her life - Like steal someone else's husband!

I'll end there. Click on the picture below to read from the beginning. The cliffnotes from paragraphs one and two are in the bullets above.

Brooke makes LeAnn Rimes look like a saint! She's so self-serving and stupid to think that Steve would leave his wife for her, and Brooke was determined to hurt Marni Phillips since she has something that she wants.

Click on the thumbnails below for further proof that Steve Phillips has horrible taste:

Lindsay Lohan, her father Michael and mother Dina all have the same form of crazy running deep within their brains, what I call Extreme Attention Whorism. Now if there's anyone who should pull a Miley Cyrus and delete their Twitter, it's Lindsay.

Why passive Samantha Ronson continues to put up wth Lindsay's embarrassing tweets is beyond me. Fame and drugs are Lindsay's drug of choice and Lindsay's fish taco is Samantha's.

I'm not so sure this is Linds' new real Twitter, but I made this post just in case.

In the midst of launching her own shoe line, Dina Lohan is p*ssed off with her ex-husband Michael Lohan. There's no time for family drama when you're droppin' your own shoe line!

Michael Lohan recently spoke to the media about staging an intervention with Lindsay for her pill popping addiction. He said Dina has told him that if they don't do something about Lindsay's problem, they won't have a daughter.

Dina has come out swinging for Lindsay and said Michael makes things up and doesn't know what's going on in Lindsay's life.

"It is hurtful for a child for her own father, whom she has no relationship with, to say things in public about her like that."

When asked about Michael's comment about Lindsay having a drug problem Dina said "I have no idea what he is talking about. I can't comment on everything my ex says." I wonder if Dina even knows what she's talking about half of the time. She lives in Dinaland 24 hours a day and that's why her 15 year old daughter Ali dresses like a prostitute and Lindsay is always busy looking for her next line to snort.

Neither Michael nor Dina are playing a serious role in their childrens' lives and they wonder why their kids all become f*ck-ups.

Tila Tequila posted suicidal tweets on her Twitter page recently and people naturally became concerned.

Tila has issued a lengthy explanation. Here's some of the intro:

I just wanted to take a moment to address all of my fans and the people I care about regarding my recent public suicidal meltdown online... Sometimes I tend to forget that I am a public figure and with that, comes a lot of responsibility and suicide is not the type of message I want to send out... If I continue to ignore this and pretend as though it never happened, then I failed myself and my fans.  This is not one of my proudest moments to be sitting here and explaining to the world something so emotional and personal, but I need to stop being selfish.  This is not one of my proudest moments to share with the world, but maybe it can help save someone else’s life who ends up reading this.

After reading Tila Tequila's entire explanation, it's obvious that she was very serious about committing suicide. I'm glad she's getting help now!

My reaction right after watching the video below: 'Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh!' Nancy Grace is THE pit bull of all talking head pit bulls and when she's unleashed on Jon Gosselin, she does not hold back. If Jon thought that Kate Gosselin was bad and made him passive, he was in for one hell of a televised surprise. You're gonna want an encore of this mess. I gotta search YouTube for more.

Holly Hester's first job in television was interning for David Letterman in the early 90's. Holly was a college student when Dave called her and asked her to go to the movies with him. From there the two began a secret f*ckship that lasted a year.

Holly says that no one on the staff had any clue that they were dating. Holly says, "I was madly in love with him at the time. I would have married him. He was hilarious."

After a year, Davey dumped Holly and he blamed it on their difference in age. I'm fluent in Dumb A*s B*tch, and for Holly to say that she "was madly in love" with Dave is not something you say about someone you dislike or someone who you feel wronged you. You just don't. You may feel that way, but you eliminate the mush.

Something tells me Holly actually believed that Dave dumped her because he's much older - something he knew before he asked her out and something he really doesn't care about till this day. Dave was going for younger women, hoping they wouldn't get attached, have baggage, or want him to put a ring on it like older mistresses would. Does she not get it? I'm not so sure that she does.