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There's two things that Lindsay Lohan is good at and she should stick with 'em.... Snorting coke and taking pills. Lindsay was brought on as a celebrity adviser to work with the Ungaro fashion line and it turned out to be a complete disaster. When her 'works of art' debuted at Paris fashion week, it was an embarrassment to the fashion industry.

CEO Mounir Moufarrige is the dumbas* who announced over the summer that he was bringing Lindsay on to f*ck everything up "provide an electric shock" to the fashion house and all she succeeded in doing was making a mockery of the company.

Ungaro's chairman, Asim Abdullah wants Lindsay out before she does any more damage than she already has to their fashion line.

"Asim wants her out now. Department stores in the States have already told him they won't be picking up the line if Lohan remains a collaborator, so it's a serious issue."

Mounir is the one who hired and gave Lindsay a multi-year contract and he doesn't want to fire her. He better do what's right and get rid of her straggle haired *ss before he gets booted himself. Even main man Ungaro is upset with Lindsay's hand in the collection and said "I am furious, but I can't do anything about it," adding that the label "is in the process of losing its soul."

Just pay her whatever you agreed upon in the contract because you'll lose less money by getting rid of her, rather than letting her get her cigarette stained fingers onto any more of your designs.

Tila Tequila tried giving an explanation for her very odd and very naked Ustream video and says she made it after having anxiety and she "just kind of flipped out a little bit." Really? Just a little bit? It's not every day that a celebrity acts like a complete nut job while running around naked on the Internet.

Tila also said she wants people to give her another chance because she wasn't treated fairly about her abuse allegations. She also says Rihanna is sending out a bad message by keeping quiet for so long about her incident with Chris Brown.

"No offense to Rihanna, but because of what she did, it sends out a message to everyone ... 'When you get beat or abused, keep your mouth shut.' So I decided I am going to come out and speak about it and fight for it... What Rihanna did ... her message was to say quiet and that's not OK."

Just because Rihanna didn't do interviews with every magazine and talk show in America after she was beaten black and blue, doesn't mean she was keeping quiet and trying to sweep the whole thing under the rug. Sometimes we forget that famous folks are regular people who have their own personal issues to deal with too. She waited until she was comfortable with speaking about the beating and you can't knock her for that.

If no one will put Tila Tequila on camera, she'll put her own damn self on there and she'll be naked while filming, too.

Tila Tequila has been reportedly naked for hours, ranting about San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila alleges that he's a "woman beater."

Tila also said, "I am an angel ... because I am here to save the world with my army. People call me an attention whore .. or whatever ... but excuse me I'm a grown ass woman and I'm confident in myself ...

Tila also reminds us that we were born nekkid, saying, "I think a woman's body is a beautiful thing ... that's why I'm a lesbian ... I was born naked ... anybody who is against that is gay and in denial."

Tila's lawyer claims that her incident with Shawne Merriman has pushed the petite slut over the edge. Oh really? Tila's an embarassment to all domestic violence victims and she makes me wanna pop her implants.

Although Carrie Prejean has upset Donald Trump numerous times with her overall lack of tact, class and frivolous lies, she has the balls fake tits to call up The Donald for advice.

Carrie claimed that her masturbation video for her ex-boyfriend was one of "the biggest mistakes" of her life, but she has a total of eight "biggest" mistakes and dozens of nude pictures. I agree with Donald, she might as well make some money off of being a slut.

Donald says, "she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes."

He also weighed in on Carrie threatening to walk off of Larry King Live. "I thought it was very strange and very sad, actually . . . [Prejean] is a person who sometimes behave inappropriately. It's a very sad situation."

Although Carrie has been blowing up Donald's phone, he isn't feeling too sympathetic and said that "maybe" he'll try to help her out.

Carrie's not only a homophobic, hypocritical attention hungry pathological liar, but she's also a stalker? Keith Lewis speaks the truth!

If I were a famous ho, I would take advantage of all the free sh*t companies would give me for showing up to their events and not throw a temper tantrum if I didn't get what I wanted. Why? Because I'm cheap and something as simple as a free t-shirt makes me happy.

Lindsay Lohan is always making a fool of herself but she's hitting an all time low now that she's acting out and having meltdowns over the amount of free stuff companies want to allow her. Lindsay was paid to appear at the launch of Jermaine Dupri's new watch line called 'NuPop' at Kitson in West Hollywood and was also offered $500 by jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad to purchase items in the store. Because Lindsay thinks she's worth more than a whore at the Bunny Ranch, she thought she could get away with spending $15,000 and float the bill to Pascal.

Lohan (looking her usual worse-for-wear self) went crazy in the store pulling out drawers and insisting she wanted this and that, eventually racking up a hefty $15,000 bill. But when told she had exceeded her limit quite significantly, Lohan responded that “Pascal would take care of it because I’m the only celebrity here.”

“Pascal said no, so she went and started talking smack about him to Jermaine Dupri who doesn’t even know her. Eventually Pascal said she could have $2000 to spend but that was the absolutely limit."

Lindsay tried to get Kitson staffers to allow her to take more than what Pascal allowed but they wouldn't budge. She was told she would have to come back and talk to store owner Fraser Ross about getting the other $13,000 worth of stuff that she wanted. I hope he turned Lindsay Lohan's immature as* down and told her what a spoiled brat she is, and she shouldn't have inflated her lips to the size of her boobs.

Today seems to be all about Z-listers getting their extra 15 minutes of fame. Our latest edition to the wannabe famous list is Brooke Hundley, who was the fug chick that was banging ESPN analyst Steve Phillips.

Brooke did an interview with Good Morning America and says she admits she caused pain to Marni Phillips by detailing in a letter the sexual relationship she was having with Steve Phillips, but she didn't do it intentionally.

"I simply wanted somebody to get upset enough to have an impact, to get me out of this horrific situation."

Brooke also said she was afraid to tell ESPN's human resources department that she was sleeping with one of their sportscasters.

"I was in a situation where I felt like if I didn't do what was asked of me, then everything I had worked for, for the past six years, everything I had done to establish myself as a successful media professional, could be gone like that."

If I remember correctly, they were both let go from ESPN after news of the affair started circulating around the Internet, so it sounds like everything worked out well for you, Brooke! Steve is in rehab right now for sex addiction and how cool would it be if he was on the next season of VH1's Sex Rehab?

Mike Tyson is known for being a loose cannon who may explode at anytime, but he seemed to keep somewhat sane over the past year. You can see the crazy in his eyes and those two gold teeth. Never one to let us down, Mike went loco on a paparazzo and was arrested for battery.

TMZ reports Mike was at a ticket stand at the United Airlines terminal when the confrontation happened and Mike beat the photographer down.

We're told Tyson punched the pap in the face and there is blood everywhere.Our guy on the scene says there's blood on the ground and Mike was taken away in a squad car. An ambulance was dispatched at 4:39 PM to LAX -- we're told the paparazzo was transported to a local hospital.

When will people learn to keep at least 200 feet away from Mike Tyson at all times?You could fart at the wrong time and he would pull your head through your as* just because you made a sound. Now think how he's going to react when a paparazzi is taking his picture when he doesn't want to be bothered. Pap's going down!

Carrie Prejean is promoting her new book "Still Standing" and she appeared on the Today Show this morning. Since pageant officials said that Prejean is a solo porn star, we rather have her discuss her masturbation video than her book.

Carrie's trying to make being a hypocritical slut a political issue, natch. She also claims that if Keith Oberman said things about Sonya Sotomayor or Michelle Obama like he had said about her, "he would be off the air" immediately. It's nice to know that Carrie puts herself in the same category as the First Lady and the first Latina Supreme Court Justice. I'm also becoming more fluent with her language. She claimed that her and the other Miss USA contestants were thrilled that Donald Trump "meeted us."

My ears!

IS CARRIE PREJEAN A HYPOCRITE?

Hailey Glassman felt as though she needed to explain herself after suddenly becoming nothing but an ex.

Hailey Tweeted that she just wanted to thank everyone for supporting her. She claims that she "was brutally honest and put everything out on the table in front of the entire world." I hope she takes that same table and hides herself under it while locked in a room in a community without cell phone service or internet access.

Hailey added, "At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so I'm OK with your judgment. Now if i'm disliked and hated on fine. At least I know in my heart I spoke the truth so now im fine with your judgements."

I'm glad she's fine with our judgments, cause the opinions most people have of her are unfavorable. Hailey's no saint for getting "in front of the entire world" and claiming that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her. I'm sure she was, like, subconsciously planning a press tour schedule where she could talk jizz about Jon. Oops! Her timing and preparation were way off.

There is little doubt that Khloe Kardashian is dickmatized, and now she has the fresh ink to prove it. I wonder WTF she was drinking when she came up with this bright idea. 

Khloe says that she was eating out with Lamar on Saturday night when she said, "Let's go to Tattoo Mania! I want a tattoo!"

Lamar, being pussymatized himself, agreed to go. And since the two are so in love, Khloe had "LO" tattooed on her hand and Lamar had "KO" tattooed on his.

Khloe and Lamar are clearly living their lives moment by blissful moment. I can't hate.