Okay, can someone explain to me what’s up with the Miss USA pageant contestants? For the second year in a row, Miss USA slips and falls at the Miss Universe pageant! Ooh, Trump is gonna be pissed. Crystal Stewart was didn’t get too far out on stage before she took a tumble and fell backwards, making our country look completely stable in front of, well, the rest of the world. And yes, I come bearing video:
Maybe this was all a publicity stunt? Hey, if you can’t win, you might as well make it all over the news! Miss USA didn’t make the top five, and Miss Venezuela ended up taking the title. Take a looksee below:
Britney Spears started work on her new video segment that will appear at the beginning of every show in Madonna’s upcoming Sticky & Sweet tour.
Shooting for the short movie started Wednesday in WeHo where Britney arrived at about 9am and remained for a most of the day. Sources say she was very professional and courteous.
The film itself sounds pretty whacked - but that’s Britney, I guess. It’s described as Britney entering an elevator wearing a gray hoodie that hides most of her face. She is obviously anxious and fidgety. The elevator goes up and so does Britney’s anxiety level. She begins pacing frantically. Her mania continues to build until she is violently kicking and hitting the walls. Then she pulls her hoodie down and screams into the camera… can you guess …?
“It’s Britney, bitch.”
Is that it?
Oooh…ahhh!
Whatever. Don’t you think Britney would want to move on from that f*cked up time in her life? Sounds like they have her bouncing off of rubber walls!
Shannen Doherty, the bad girl of ’90s Hollywood, is in talks to reprise her role as good girl Brenda Walsh in the Beverly Hills, 90210 spinoff, EW reports.
Doherty, who was reputedly difficult on set and frequently clashed with her costars, was fired from the original show in 1994.
Currently, the main things standing in the way of the return of Brenda Walsh would be her demand for more money and to be clued in on the plotlines of The CW’s new version of the primetime teen soap.
“She wants to know what the story is going to be first,” EW quotes a source as saying.
Do you have any idea of how much I love Shannon Doherty?! I used to read every magazine article with her in it. I always thought she was ferosh. I love her look; it’s kind of exotic and she just has a natural, undeniable sexiness. It’s those damn prominent cheekbones!
Anyway, I love that Shannon was a bitch both on and off the 90210 set. She remained true to self, and in the land of fakery, she deserves mad respect for consistently causing drama. That’s talent! She was always beefing, getting crazy drunk and she hates Paris Hilton. Luv her!
Snarky reported the following: Kanye West angered fans when he didn’t take the stage on time at the Bonnaroo Fest. in Tennessee. Between Pearl Jam’s show running longer than it was suppose to and Ye’s crew setting up his crazy stage set, he was 2 hours behind schedule.
Well, Kanye is MAD and I don’t blame him! Check out most of his angry blog post. The caps lock keys was made for times just like this. Use it frivolously, honey.
This rant is LONG but I breezed right through it. It’s pretty damn entertaining.
I am sick of negative people who just sit around trying 2 plot my downfall… Why???? I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look gay or people say I run my mouth to much, But this Bonnaroo thing is the worst insult I’ve ever had in my life. This is the most offended I’ve ever been… this is the maddest I ever will be. I’m typing so fucking hard I might break my fucking Mac book Air!!!!!!!!(more…)
SURPRISE! Amy Winehouse is still a dumb train wreck, and she’s killing herself.
Amy Winehouse was photographed smoking in London on Monday after her father Mitch revealed she is suffering from emphysema.
“The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her.”
David H. Nielson, a thoracic surgeon in San Antonio said, “To have this type of emphysema already will likely shorten her life to about 50 years of age.” Fifty years old is one hell of a stretch! But let’s hope she can get herself together, survive, live a healthy life and double that life expectancy estimate.
It just keeps getting worse with Wino. She’s practically dying and she’s not getting any better. It’s more disturbing to witness than pics of her growing cocaine stash beehive. How did Whitney Houston get off crack? Rehab? Bitch needs to update her songs. They try to tell me I have emphysema and I said gimme a light, light, light.
The Internet Age has given rise to digital logarrhea. Blogs, twitters and flikrs all fuel this confessional spirit. At Harvard, few have been hit by the urge to expose themselves than 20-year-old junior Lena Chen (http://www.thechicktionary.com).
Over the past few months, Chen has blogged and twittered about a new man in her life:
When she started posting pictures of her beau, “Patrick’s” identity immediately became obvious: Patrick Hamm, who holds a Teaching Fellowship with Harvard’s department of sociology.
Patrick Hamm teaches for the sociology department, where Chen is a student.
This is the email I received today from Lena Chen:
Subject: Patrick Hamm Post is inaccurate and defamatory.
Message: Please correct or delete your most recent post re: Patrick
Hamm.
I’ve made it clear on my blog that Harvard admin is completely on his side on this matter, he did not get fired, and that in fact we have grounds for a lawsuit based on libel. If you consult my blog (the most obvious source for the truth since I’m IN this relationship as opposed to the anonymous posters on Now Public), you’ll find a much more accurate account of what went on.
I’m not deleting shit, honey, however I did make a few changes. I simply posted what I read online, which was a story of a 20 year-old Harvard student who was raped by a professor. If you read my disclaimer, it says that I can’t verify all posts. However, I will post your update on this post and later on the Patrick Hamm post.
I felt bad for a young girl being taken advantage of. If you weren’t the victim of rape, I apologize for being under the impression that you were. And if you’re still dating Patrick, good luck with that. I’m guessing he’s a real gentleman and a charmer.
To read about Lena’s undying love for Patrick and the truth you can visit Lena’s blog by clicking here
I know this is old news, came out yesterday. But please, still heart me. I personally found it all rather uneventful. A vulgar woman said, “fucking shit” on television. I curse so much, I say “fucking shit” in my sleep; and I curse whenever I’m updating POTP and my computer freezes up; and I curse when I tell a guy he’s hot, because he’s not simply good looking, he’s “fucking hot!” I mean, how else am I supposed to describe a guy I wanna fuck without using the F-word? That would be dishonest. I just don’t know what to do with myself. I have to practice major restraint when I’m around kids because I wanna call ‘em effing brats but I just don’t think it would be the right thing to do and I’m trying to set an example and all.
Joan was talking about interviewing Russell Crowe on the red carpet when she said Russell’s a “piece of - get ready to bleep this. Fucking shit!” The live show didn’t bleep her out, but they did tell Joan to eff off. She was kicked off the show during the commercial break.
Here’s Joan on UK’s live “Loose Women” talk show where she said a very bad word.
After the incident, Joan “apologized,”
“Yes, I swore, and I’m so fucking sorry. No one told me the TV show Loose Women was a reality show and that I would be voted off. It’s funny: offstage, I hardly ever use profanity. My favorite four-letter word is ’shop.’”
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