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Morbidly obese Julia Hudson took to her MySpace to update her “about me” section. It previously described her loving family before the tragic events.
“When I started my MySpace all of the above was true, now because I chose to do what was natural to me and love someone, it cost me my beautiful family.
“It cost me my beautiful, loving, supporting mother Darnell, my true blue baby brother Jason - I love you baby – and last but not never least, my only son Julian, my innocent baby… [Julian's] soul is at ease. I take comfort in knowing that Julian is with my mother and my brother and most of all the Lord, and now he’s my angel, he’s protecting me.”
Of course Julia wants to believe that she’s innocent, but she’s not. She allowed a convicted felon who served 7 years on an attempted murder charge into the home she shared with her mother and son! If she wants to be a ghetto hood rat, fine, but she should not have brought that shit home to her family.
Everyday she will regret these murders and probably marrying such a loser. Men usually don’t kill their estranged wife’s family over car payments, but I hope the Hudson tragedy makes other women realize sometimes it’s better to be alone than to be with trash just so that you can say you have a man. Not worth it.
I hope I don’t sound too harsh or insensitive. This will always be a tragedy and Julia is not to blame but she is a factor.
And Jennifer Hudson’s fiance, Punk from I Love New York, changed his MySpace profile name to the following: PLEASE HELP US FIND JULIAN KING. HELP & PRAY. Outta respect, maybe you should log on and update that, buddy.
Here’s some more deets on the prize that is Julia Hudson’s husband, William Balfour:
The 27-year-old parolee had been thrown out of the Hudson home before, and Julia says he’d threatened to harm the family, and kill Julia if she ever had any other boyfriends.
Balfour is being held at Stateville Correctional Center for violating his parole. One of his girlfriends contradicted his alibi and told cops he was involved in the slayings on Friday.
Police are also looking into the possibility that Balfour involved someone else in the crime.
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Raven Simone posted a MySpace blog where she TYPES about her eyebrows, being thick, and being cheated on by her ex-boyfriend. And I posted a fug pic taken over the weekend where her lips are widely spread out to distract you from her upper body. You’re welcome.
I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES.
IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP).
MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS…
I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY!
ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK.
I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME.
I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.
Should I dissect this a lil bit? The voice in my head screamed, ‘YES, BITCH!’ So I will oblige.
1) Typing in all caps makes you sound angry and I’m not so sure anger is the feeling you want readers to walk away with as you try to explain your side of the story.
2) I can give a shit about your eyebrows.
3) I don’t remember you “always” being “thick” when you were on The Cosby Show.
4) NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… - Are all of the women in your family under a lot of stress?
5) I support you announcing that your ex cheated on you. I think cheaters should be put on blast. Permanently. However, this should only be done after you’ve found new dick, not while you’re currently searching.
6) I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. - Who said shit about running? Are you being chased by chainsaw murderers, plan on doing any marathons in the near future? Who cares. And you try your best to “eat right all the time” except when you’re stressed. Me thinks you should start seeing a therapist.

Bitch isn’t even hot and probably doesn’t have a good body!

Taking stage mom to a whole other level, Wendy Brown has been accused of stealing her daughter’s identity to enroll at Ashwaubenon High School and join the cheerleading squad.
Wendy is pictured above leaving court after her initial appearance before Brown County Court Commissioner Lawrence Gazeley, Friday, Oct. 17, 2008 in Green Bay, Wis.
Wendy is 33 years old and has plead not guilty by reason of insanity.
Well, at least I agree with her plea. Lots of screws are loose upstairs and the dumbass needs to get checked out. This is one of the strangest stories. How could she steal the identity of her daughter who attends the same school? Does her daughter attend the same school or was she trying to cheerlead at a separate high school?
Wendy obviously wasn’t a sorority sister or maybe even a Girl Scout for her to be this desparate to bond with other females or gain the attention of members of the opposite sex. But she’s nearly 20 years too late to think she could shake it like the hot bitches in high school, but I’d love to see her try.
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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were taking a train to Washington on Thursday when things got stickier than Sam’s fingers when she’s pleasuring Linds during her time of the month.
Lindsay was complaining about her staff and her girlfriend. Linds told Samantha,
“I do what’s good for you, not what’s best for both of us.”
Then Linds kept bitching.
Lohan was “whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samantha would sigh and put her sweatshirt hood back up.” At one point, it escalated to Lohan telling Ronson, “Don’t (bleeping) lie to me!”
I expected lezzies to have better lines than ‘don’t effing lie to me.’ So disappointed.
Lindsay has been showing up at event after event with her crutch Samantha. Rumors have been swirling that the new Ellen Degeneres and Anne Heche are on the rocks. Sounds like that train wasn’t headed to Washington, but to Splitsville instead. Hahahahaha!
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Bitch is definitely hitting the sauce again. Her blog is a big stinkin’ pile of nonsensical babble. It’s like written in another language, I’m still trying to figure it out.
Here’s the last 1/2 of Lindsay’s Myspace blog:
Washington, D.C.-you’re in a club, you are here for support for someone that you care for very much, VERY MUCH.. But, you’re here just to chill and support, not to be seen and heard… Not to be on display in the dj booth…or to feel as if you are in a cage at the Bronx Zoo…
Do you see what i am getting at???
Alright, so i am literally sitting in the dj booth at a club in Washington, D.C. where Samantha is djing and they have a computer at the back of the booth, which i am on right now..
aside from the fact that she is an amazing dj and i am having a nice time, the glass mirror placed to my left to hide me from photos (literally) is making it all a bit uncomfortable!!!
This blog isn’t really intended to mean much, it’s just something to let people into my life-kind of a blog to let people know that i am working hard and i go out when samantha is working because she’s pretty great to hear and i love to be around her and her energy as much as possible.
Sitting here makes me think about the fact that if Sarah Palin was in office, and living in Washington.. On a “slow” night, she would probably be dressing as one of the gossip girls or tina fey to try and “be cool” enough to get into this club.
I guess me thinking, and blogging about her gives her more attention and credit than she actually deserves.. but as Madonna says. “Express Yourself” so…. i will now and forever
be blessed
xx L
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